Goony Goon
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11/25/2017 4:30:51 PM
How I became a goon.
It all started in my youth. I was sitting on a city bench on town square with my mom, we were going to go into this department store for sugar cookies, their cookies were so good. But before we did that I saw this lady walk by with a funny hat on, it was like an easter bonnet. I was staring at her and she did a double take, then walked over to us and said to my mom "your son is staring at me, why doesn't he take a picture?" My mom was very apologetic, apologized profusely to the lady. I was thinking to myself the whole time "Lady, your hat is stupid". I wanted to say it so bad but I didn't. Since then I have tried so hard not to stare at people but I'm afraid this made it worse, now I open-mouth gape at practically everyone and I see them get mad and then they start to chase me but I can run really fast so I run away.
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WWMM Michael
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11/25/2017 4:53:42 PM
Goony Goon; that is one of the best stories I've ever heard! I truly believe you when you say the lady's hat was stupid (and also the one wearing it, eh?)
Now, with all the phones that can snap photos, it would be so easy to take a photo, huh?
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