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Old Man Warner
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10/30/2015 2:52:42 AM
I wish i knew what it was like to be beautiful
I was being interviewed the other day by the AARP and the woman asked me if I have any regrets. This got me to thinkin'. There were 2 things I think I missed the boat on. One is, I never owned a fancy sportscar, I always wanted to drive one on Highway 1. The other thing bothers me more. I was never beautiful. I always had to struggle for whatever attention I got. I made an asshole out of myself many times, but I did have my way with the ladies, the ones that like a good personality, anyhoo.
But I just wonder about, dream about having the kind of power that when you walk into the room, all the girls want you. What it must be like to be born beautiful. You know, I think if I had it to do over again, I'd get plastic surgery to make meself a handsome man. I'd get the flab sucked out of my ass, I'd buy me some designer jeans too. Maybe I'd even wear a crown. I sure wish I had a chance to do it all over again. As it stands I'm fixin' to die soon. I hardly get anything I ask for these days. A good steak, I can't chew it. I call my friends on the phone and they play phone games, then send a short little text back and I don't even know how to read my darn texts right.
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10/30/2015 3:04:33 AM
Oh, you sweet man! Do you believe in fate? before seeing your post I made one myself that is somewhat related.
Exterior beauty it overrated and short lived. Don't think about dying at the expense of living.
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Noah Spaceship
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10/30/2015 11:47:18 AM
People stare at you a lot and forget what they were talking about when you unintentionally gaze in their eyes for too long. It's easy to get hired by most managers, and people you swear you've never met, swear they know you from somewhere.
Old men, women and young children are generally beautiful per natural disposition, like kittens and other cute creatures.
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Bryon Tosoff
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11/3/2015 6:56:40 PM
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Noah spaceship are you saying guys are jerks, er I mean ugly (inside, like not beautiful outside , or both. no mention of the male species in your note
are we hopeless? not nice
Good
Bad
Ugly
Clint Eastwood was Good.
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Holo Lukaloa
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11/3/2015 7:06:32 PM
Eastwood was a twat at the last Republican convention.
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Bryon Tosoff
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11/3/2015 9:41:49 PM
yah, he should have stuck to making movies
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Noah Spaceship
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11/4/2015 8:41:43 AM
No, I was just describing what it's like to be so goddamn good looking. :)
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Noah Spaceship
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11/4/2015 8:42:55 AM
...I guess that makes me a vain jerk, so, actually, yes-ish to your question, Bryon.
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