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Money is everything in this world.

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I found a cereal box in my cupboard from 1964

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Did anybody nominate me for a Golden Kayak this year?

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the secret to my youth

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I don't got nothin' to say either.

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I fell down again last night

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I get older every day

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I'm turning 100 in May

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I lost my glasses at the 5 and dime.

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Verity, what gives?

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I used to be young once.

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Did anybody miss me?

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Things just aren't the way they used to be.

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Sgt Pepper Remix debuts at #3 on Billboard 200 albums chart

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I just made my longest ever post and the internet ate it.

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Yeah I heard it.

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I've had the same wallet for 59 years

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I was out chasin' girls last night

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I'm too old and tired to live anymore.

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Does anybody know anything about Alzheimers?

12/23/2016 11:42:05 AM
The other day my grocery store lady didn't remember my name

10/21/2016 8:36:13 AM
I miss the good ol' days

8/18/2016 8:12:12 AM
I lost my left sock.

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I'm getting old.

5/13/2016 5:38:14 AM
I heard somebody was asking where I was.

4/30/2016 5:26:30 AM
Nobody wished me a happy birthday!

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An open letter to the world.

4/2/2016 7:15:03 AM
I don't like new-fangled stuff at all.

3/14/2016 6:33:06 AM
Daylight Savings Time makes me groggy.

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I'm tired of social media

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Ever have one of those kind of days where you feel really old?

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I'm tired of living.

12/23/2015 8:34:41 AM
My dang foot hurts

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Health is everything, isn't it?

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I'm too old for Thanksgiving

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Today is the first day of..

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Halloween is stupid

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I wish i knew what it was like to be beautiful

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The tomatoes have been good this year.

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Where's my remote?

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Life is hard

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Somebody knocked down my mailbox.

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Did I leave my coffee mug here yesterday?

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It's ridiculous

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I sure ain't what I used to be

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I miss the old sodie fountains.

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Did anybody see my lawn chair?

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People drive too fast.

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I started my own music page and recorded my very first song. Come and give a listen, young'uns.

2/21/2009 6:22:01 PM
What happened to TV shows like Howdy Doody and Wyatt Earp?

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They don't make shoefly pie like they used to.

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It doesn't get said enough.

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The world was better 40 years ago.

9/16/2008 11:08:20 PM
Pack of crazy fools



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Old Man Warner

1/20/2016 3:03:47 PM

I'm tired of living.
I ran out of jello too and like to have some when I watch Wheel of Fortune.


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Bryon Tosoff

1/20/2016 3:04:45 PM


better then watch the Oscars and drinking some rot gut


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1/21/2016 2:27:32 AM


Jello? Oh you poor man. Ewww...
What. So I don't care for Jello.
Just because there's 'always room for it' does not mean I have to like it.

Okay I like their pudding, okay? Don't sue me, Jello.

~L


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The Wrecker

1/21/2016 2:47:32 AM


Would you like me to put you out of your misery old man?

I could fill your 'Lifetime Achievement' award with jello and stick your stupid old head in it while I watch you beg for life haaaaa!.

And that goes for anyone else who hangs around this blog feeling sorry for themselves.


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Old Man Warner

1/21/2016 4:22:10 AM


Watch out there, wrecker, if you get that close you'll have to smell my feet.


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1/21/2016 9:25:34 AM


Hulk... take a breath....

go find Black Widow, you two have a chemistry and a future,
you know you do.

Also, seriously,
I've been to his house,

he's not kidding about the feet. Whoa.


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1/21/2016 9:47:31 AM


Anyway,

my friend Bruce Banner

(Hi Bruce, I know you're in there somewhere, Buddy)

has a point....

Fuck Feeling Sorry For Yourself.

You can do that when you're dead
if you were such a puss-ass that you never 'went for it' in life.

And if you did 'go for it' in life,
then no matter what happens or happened, you are okay with yourself.

Old Man, if you plotz in mid drool during The View,
doing that thing you do (I won't mention it, not a pretty site,
no one wants to walk in on you while you're doing that,
and what's with the friggin' mayonnaise? Don't answer that)

well, we're gonna miss ya Old Guy.

Not the stinky feet though.

Bruce will by necessity steer clear of that living horror
even in "Hulk Mode".

Oooh yeah.

Yikes.

It's a Beautiful Day,

and I made the records I want to make, exactly how I want to make them.

So does my band.

They think your feet stink too,

what -- do you wash your socks once a year?

Take a bath, you may have a new outlook on life.

Okay you may not, but it was worth suggesting.


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1/21/2016 9:49:13 AM


same typo, what do my hands know that I don't.

I MAKE the records I want to make,
exactly as I want to make them.

Sheesh.


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Two Silo Complex

1/21/2016 2:55:22 PM


Old Man Warner,
Do you post anything other than complaints about how much life sucks?
Getting old is not any fun but your like a wet blanket always whining and complaining.
Maybe I don't know try to get up off your tired ass with your hurt foot etc and do something to make your life better. Its a free country if you want to use this forum to bitch and moan but not do anything to improve your situation don't expect much sympathy.
This is a public service announcement any views expressed are to be taken with a grain of salt the size of a salt lick are are not necessarily shared by anyone.
Thank you for your kind attention
go back to your old ways if you wish maybe in this case the old dog can't learn new tricks.
TSC,
Ken


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Paul groover

1/23/2016 10:02:32 AM


I always thought Tapioca goes nicely with Jello. Although hot custard with Ice cream is another firm favorite. We watch Countdown in the UK


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