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2/25/2009 8:21:54 AM

I started my own music page and recorded my very first song. Come and give a listen, young'uns.
I'm tired, though, I'm gonna take a nap. Hope you like my song. It's just like the good ol' days.

Things aren't what they used to be

2/25/2009 10:27:19 AM

Uh......mildly entertaining?

2/25/2009 10:37:45 AM

I wouldn't expect you to like it, young man. You're the fellow who sings songs about a lady's private parts, aren't you?

People aren't the way they used to be.

2/25/2009 10:54:17 AM

Well....yeah. One of 'em anyway! Rock on Old Man Warner and y'all keep doin' wut yer doin'

2/25/2009 1:56:37 PM ---- Updated 2/25/2009 1:57:20 PM

A classic song , but a little out of it's   time, in the old days that would have been a hit :-)

2/25/2009 2:39:44 PM

Obviously, someone has a fascination with time.

;^D

K-

2/25/2009 7:12:14 PM

It brought a tear to my eye, pops. I couldn't find my metamucil, either.

...where'd you find the hep teen backup singer?

;)

2/27/2009 3:20:41 AM

It made me laugh!!, I think you should expand the lyrics a bit more, but who are you really? You don't sound like the man in the picture!!

Good fun, even if a little close to home... "What's the internet"""

Vincenzo

2/28/2009 9:03:05 AM

The fact that you can create an alternate reality (and accompanying song), then post it on here, proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that things are BETTER than they used to be. How hard would it have been to find someone actually old to sing the song though? ;^)

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