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Who wants a brutally honest review of any of your songs? I. will. pull. no. punches.

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Can somebody explain the movie Fight Club to me?

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These are great times to be a provocateur.

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What's doin?

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Boxers or briefs?

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I tracked down my internet stalker and beat him up.

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Did anybody miss my ass?

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self-congratulatory artists

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Which of these choices excite you more?

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Shut up already.

8/18/2016 3:12:26 AM
the day the pipeline died

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James Taylor is a rapskallion

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Is there such a thing as destiny?

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the obvious

12/30/2015 2:41:54 AM
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11/26/2015 10:41:28 PM
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11/17/2015 5:53:35 AM
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11/8/2015 1:05:19 PM
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11/2/2015 8:26:01 PM
Tom Jones is taking a DNA test to determine if he is black.

10/12/2015 4:59:18 AM
We have giant grasshoppers in our bathroom

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God's master plan was screwy.

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Goldilocks syndrome

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7/26/2015 12:06:58 AM
You know what pisses me off about indies

7/12/2015 11:55:59 AM
this site is proof that indie music is dead

6/12/2015 1:45:19 AM
Indies, are they relevant to anything?

5/24/2015 12:48:01 PM
Should indies overthrow iTunes and throw off all the mainstream acts?

10/12/2015 4:59:18 AM

We have giant grasshoppers in our bathroom
They're scary. I try to kill them with the plunger but then they leap up like they're superhuman.

10/12/2015 5:12:32 AM

use a baseball bat

10/12/2015 10:51:03 AM ---- Updated 10/12/2015 10:59:08 AM

You're so lucky. :) All I ever manage to get is a boring housefly.

10/12/2015 11:12:14 AM

Afterwards, try B52s. I hate insects and really would freak out if I saw a grasshopper in my apartment..

10/12/2015 11:12:23 AM

Houseflies are boring, I agree. Then again, they hang out with horses so when do they get to have a good conversation?

10/12/2015 11:25:35 AM ---- Updated 10/12/2015 11:26:18 AM

Well, at least they get to hear things straight from the horse's mouth. ;)

10/12/2015 12:09:05 PM

Welcome to the pipeline btw, Donna!

10/12/2015 12:15:58 PM

Donna new to the site?
Bona Fortuna Donna.

EM, B52s? The Rock Lobster ones?

You mean the old world war two jobs that dropped bombs?
For grasshoppers? Even honkers?
Doesn't sound like it'd do your bathroom a heluva lot of good.

There's always flying insect spray you can get at a hardware store.
Talk to someone who works there, preferably someone
who knows something about bug spray and not the cashier
chewing gum all of 18 years of age with a t shirt that says 'whatever'.

There's always sing 'em the go away giant grasshopper song...
It hasn't worked yet, but there's a first time for everything.

"Oh Big Giant Grasshoppers....
Please... Get the fuck out of my House now.
You scare the shit out of me, and make me feel young and foolish.
Get out. Get Out or I'll scream. Very loud.
Oh You Cunning Grasshoppers, now my wife wants to
know what the hell is wrong with me. Oh you played that hand well,
but now she's getting ready to hose the place. A life lived well.
Farewell Grasshoppers, Farewell... God you fuckers creep me the fuck out."

10/12/2015 12:22:25 PM

OK ..went to the hardware store...but called the Westpoint hotline just in case the spray does not work...As I said grasshoppers freak me out First the spray than something else...B52 will be the last option..Thanks

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