9/24/2022 10:39:31 AM
Who wants a brutally honest review of any of your songs? I. will. pull. no. punches.

8/23/2022 9:00:06 AM
Can somebody explain the movie Fight Club to me?

10/5/2019 4:53:12 PM
These are great times to be a provocateur.

6/6/2019 4:38:16 AM
What's doin?

12/20/2018 5:00:31 PM
Boxers or briefs?

12/9/2018 2:16:56 PM
I tracked down my internet stalker and beat him up.

11/24/2018 1:33:38 AM
Did anybody miss my ass?

6/30/2018 6:40:15 PM
self-congratulatory artists

4/26/2017 8:32:35 AM
Which of these choices excite you more?

4/6/2017 1:03:20 AM
oh Raandy, you came and you gave without takin

2/11/2017 12:39:12 PM
I got into a barfight last night.

2/2/2017 6:53:36 AM
Juliette Lewis

1/27/2017 10:57:28 AM
Evil creeps get a bad rap if you ask me.

1/13/2017 12:47:40 PM
Artists are weird

1/3/2017 7:02:49 PM
I like that Cathy Ennis

1/3/2017 1:01:07 AM
I saved lives this past weekend.

11/1/2016 1:48:22 PM
Shut up already.

8/18/2016 3:12:26 AM
the day the pipeline died

5/27/2016 11:24:02 AM
James Taylor is a rapskallion

3/3/2016 9:42:55 PM
I can't take politics anymore, may move out of the US.

2/26/2016 2:36:54 PM
ideas for stories that would make lousy songs

2/19/2016 7:42:57 AM
Is there such a thing as destiny?

1/30/2016 1:37:01 PM
Post a random line of lyrics that comes to your mind.

1/23/2016 1:48:17 PM
Enjoy our decadent fudge brownie

1/20/2016 5:53:04 PM
the obvious

12/30/2015 2:41:54 AM
Why no nomination for badddest dude on IMP?

11/26/2015 10:41:28 PM
too much turkey leaves me in a bad mood..

11/17/2015 5:53:35 AM
I hate being a slave to my internet provider

11/8/2015 1:05:19 PM
Ronda Rousey

11/2/2015 8:26:01 PM
Tom Jones is taking a DNA test to determine if he is black.

10/12/2015 4:59:18 AM
We have giant grasshoppers in our bathroom

10/10/2015 11:26:59 AM
God's master plan was screwy.

10/4/2015 4:31:58 AM
Wouldn't it be great if you had to pass an intelligence test to vote?

9/19/2015 1:32:34 PM
I don't usually get violent but

9/17/2015 2:14:30 AM
Goldilocks syndrome

9/12/2015 1:56:28 AM
I hate being bi-polar, it's awesome.

8/25/2015 6:29:13 PM
high maintenance neighbors can go to hell

8/18/2015 2:44:31 AM
our new artists are mighty shy these days, aren't they?

8/2/2015 1:42:07 PM
Anybody got any good recipes for buffalo wings?

7/26/2015 12:06:58 AM
You know what pisses me off about indies

7/12/2015 11:55:59 AM
this site is proof that indie music is dead

6/12/2015 1:45:19 AM
Indies, are they relevant to anything?

5/24/2015 12:48:01 PM
Should indies overthrow iTunes and throw off all the mainstream acts?

12/9/2018 2:16:56 PM

I tracked down my internet stalker and beat him up.

So there's this nasty guy on Twitter, we started getting into it because of an NFL rivalry game. My team won and this guy wouldn't let it go. He made hateful comments about me, my mom and my girlfriend. I blocked him and basically forgot about him. Then the other night my friend who still follows the guy called and told me the guy just tweeted a pic from my local Starbucks so I went down there and knocked him upside the head. He was a little guy so I did show him a little mercy.

12/12/2018 4:46:40 PM

BS, it was the other way around, I beat the living shit out of you, you liar

12/12/2018 5:33:38 PM

Your bloody lip says otherwise.

12/12/2018 5:35:19 PM ---- Updated 12/12/2018 5:37:51 PM

YEah, your missing piece of your left ear is evidence, plus you have big bruises on your right cheek, your ass, and your XXXXX ended up in your mouth lol sorry about that

edited above to missing teeth and I stole your boots, and Trump t-shirt

12/13/2018 7:25:42 PM

Harrrrrrrr! Y'all so funny! Shared this with my Sifu and he laughed hard!

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