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4/8/2016 10:56:43 AM
Well Ken, as usual you are the Thinking Woman's Leering Man In Trenchcoat
(and possibly little else)
and you raise, uh, should I put it like that? An interesting question.
Do the Dicks (how are these guys getting all this attention from us?
Is it really that much of a World Run By Complete Dicks At The Heart Of It?
Oh. F***. It f***ing is, isn't it. That's it. Dammit.)
have a 'confused' song?
So far, they sound about the least confused of anyone going....
as they say themselves and I believe them,
they have a sense of who and what they are, probably where they're going
as well, which is more than I can say for myself, certainly.
They have two songs out so far, I've heard them both,
one's up beat pumped up wolf whistling with a boner and a martini splashing,
and one's a humble guy who combed his hair before coming home to Wifey.
Wonder what they'll do next.
Anyway,
you vant confusion?
Well Captain Confusion, I'm glad you asked.
As I myself am a Captain of the Confusion Industry.
Reaaally I am.
You may add this to your station, Captain.
I'm sure it will more than meet all requirements, twice.
Love, ~Lesley
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"I'm In Love And Hate With Me" by American Lesley Jane
One of my favorite ALJ songs... a duet with myself, my male side and my female side... funny as hell.
I'm In Love And Hate With Me
People, yeah, they wonder, what's up with me
But they just don't wanna know what's happened to me;
When I got my heart broken, it sort of broke me in two
So we go along, by 'we' I mean 'me'
'Cause while you only see one, we're both he and she
And I can just about tolerate me
Trying to work out who to be
And I love you I think
No I don't, you're a pig
And you know I'm in love and hate with me
Am I isolated? Who's asking please?
You can dial the operator and speak at the beep
See ya later alligator, I've got my hands full with me
I'm an average Larree, as plain as can be
Then again I'm Proud Mary, Blowing off steam;
It's the Dude and the Diva, you see...
And either way, they're both me
I look handsome, I'm told
No you look about a hundred years old
Who the hell needs you?
I'm in love and hate with me!
I'm at the mirror, brushing my hair
I can have an argument while I'm the only one there!
I've forgotten my umbrella, that's okay
I think I'll soak up the rain
I found a way to avoid the pain
Such a clever one...
I'm in love and hate with me
~Instrumental interlude
There'll be no more hurting me
I'm immune to every he and she
Even used to it now
I'm in love... and... hate... with...
Lucy Pavorotti, smile on my face
If you're not quite Mazerati,
Don't run the race
No one's throwing the confetti!
'Cause they can't keep up with me
Flipping like a coin
Who cares?
Heads or tails...
I went Technicolor Crazy and Burned A Bright Trail...
And be glad it's not happened to you!
Or you'd be split apart too
And I think you're real keen
You're a dope, I'm a bitch who's mean
It's a love affair with myself
Though I can't stand me
And you've got what I need
Though I may beat you till you start to bleed
It's a jolly day...
I'm in love... and... hate... with... me
And we don't really care what you think
If the whole thing makes you nauseous
Go find a sink
'Cause that's all she wrote
It no longer matters to me
Mmmm, life's a spiral staircase
That's what I've found
I refuse to be knocked over when you spin me 'round
It's a case of survival, you see
That's how there's a revival of me
And I love you, I think
Nooooo, I don't, you're a PIG
It's my Destiny, I'm in love and hate with me
Can't get the best of me, I'm in love and hate with me
Mmm ahh, I stood the test, you see, now I'm in love and hate with me
Copyright 2010 ~ American Lesley Jane
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