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So what do my little boys and little girls want for Christmas?



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Santa Claus

12/2/2015 7:12:05 AM

So what do my little boys and little girls want for Christmas?
We're out of guitars, so pick something else. Ho Ho Ho.


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Larree

12/2/2015 7:14:11 AM


World peace.


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12/2/2015 7:23:55 AM


Santa, another imposter, huh. No guitars left indeed.

Okay I'll take a piano, please.

Oh, no, I got one of them too.

World peace is nice if attainable, I'll settle for a Supernova otherwise, Santa.
If that's indeed your name.

I'll still take a while to get over Holo isn't Holo.
Larree, you argued with a fictional person, and you still lost, that's kinda bad.

Not as bad as me singing someone who does not exist a love song,
but it's pretty bad.

I still wanna know who the hell I was flirting with.
No one seems to wanna tell me, least of all they themselves
whoever they are, and are, and also are....


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Holo Lukaloa

12/2/2015 7:29:23 AM


My real name is David Jones.


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12/2/2015 7:31:26 AM


Is that really your picture, David Jones? I'm betting it is not.


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Santa Claus

12/2/2015 7:35:12 AM


hey hey hey, Christmas is coming, stay on track.


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Larree

12/2/2015 7:36:35 AM ---- Updated 12/2/2015 7:37:58 AM


Get off my nuts. All I asked for was world peace and you all want to blow me.


Edit: Not you, Santa.


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12/2/2015 7:38:31 AM


Fine, Santa. Point taken.

Forget all my other presents. Fuck Fame. Fuck Riches. Fuck Getting Laid Ever.

I wanna know the true identity of everyone here who pretends to be someone else.
And failing that,

I'll settle for knowing who the heck I flirted with when I made that stupid song.
David Jones. That must've taken ten minutes to come up with.

Hey, wait a minute, you're the one in the Monkees who recently died.

So who's channeling you then?

And that's NOT your picture.

And I am NOT doing a song now called David Jones,
you are out of lucky lukey...

Just for that.... I ....

Hope Trump Gets Elected And Blows Up The Whole World.

That'll show you, Holo.

Pretending to be a Monkee.


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Holo Lukaloa

12/2/2015 7:43:06 AM


not Davy Jones, David Jones.


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Bryon Tosoff

12/2/2015 7:43:33 AM


I want a bigger badder organ


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12/2/2015 7:47:33 AM


Oh so you're David Bowie is what you're telling me?


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12/2/2015 7:49:38 AM


I frankly have my doubts that "David Jones" is your real name.
I really doubt that this is your picture, this blond guy with the pretty gay haircut.

They say you are someone here, someone who's here a long time,
and that apparently everybody but me knows who you are.

Who the heck are you?

For real. I'd like to know who I made an idiot of myself for.
For myself ultimately, I guess I have a song, not that I'll listen to it anymore either.

Santa, I want a Big Bag Of I Don't Give A Fuck Anymore. Big Bag.


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Grodd

12/2/2015 7:52:09 AM


Grodd want Catwoman action figure for Christmas.


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Jilly

12/2/2015 8:10:08 AM


Santa, every year you ask and every year I tell you that "All I want for Christmas is you" so we could go "Rockin' around the Christmas tree" in a "Winter Wonderland" with "Three Wise Men" and a "Little Donkey" while "The Herald Angels Sing" Hark!!!..... but if you're not available can I have an IMP Tee-shirt and key ring please?


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Old Man Warner

12/9/2015 12:13:07 PM


I want a burial plot, I'm gettin' too old for Christmas.


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Stoneman

12/9/2015 12:25:32 PM


Old man Warner, you really crack me up!

Santa, I don't need anything from you but if you do stop by my house, lets have a drink and a vape together.

Merry Christmas

PS. I don't care if you are the real Santa. Let's party!


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