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4/22/2024 1:22:58 AM
I'm starting to think I'm ready for adulthood.

3/22/2024 2:44:55 AM
another turning point in my life

4/26/2023 10:25:05 AM
Ever wonder what you're doin' with your life?

8/22/2022 1:14:11 PM
clean slates

8/4/2022 5:40:34 AM
Artists have lopsided souls

9/4/2021 2:41:04 AM
when shit gets outa control

8/15/2021 12:44:20 PM
I knew this artist..

4/15/2021 5:24:47 AM
everything changes

4/1/2021 6:02:57 PM
I saw pictures flying by on facebook, was that her?

3/13/2021 10:35:27 AM
They Love The Ocean

2/20/2021 11:18:53 AM
my green tangerine

10/8/2020 3:48:20 AM
I was at the debate last night.

9/19/2020 6:28:23 PM
Throw an indie a lifeline

7/18/2020 12:26:42 PM
eyes are the window to the soul

6/30/2020 8:50:28 AM
so I locked myself in a room for one year..

3/27/2020 11:29:59 AM
hey now now hey now now

12/1/2019 7:14:12 AM
the life that dreams are made of

9/19/2019 4:55:13 PM
my new articulated philosophy on life

9/1/2019 4:09:45 AM
mysteries of the universe

5/15/2019 3:06:53 AM
late night thrusts

4/16/2019 10:21:01 AM
favorite lines of lyrics

3/31/2019 12:17:08 PM
I invented a new sandwich today

3/23/2019 8:31:21 PM
What makes up a culture?

1/26/2019 3:21:38 PM
the perplex of art

1/11/2019 3:06:57 PM
smart ladies

11/20/2018 12:29:10 PM
the beautiful actresses on TV

10/2/2018 1:15:42 PM
getting your life on a whole other plane

9/22/2018 1:38:43 PM
Little things mean a lot

7/11/2018 6:05:30 AM
taking the plunge

6/25/2018 1:43:27 AM
longing for the days..

5/25/2018 2:22:49 AM
IMP late night club

5/17/2018 9:43:48 AM
Listening to music with other people

5/15/2018 12:55:57 AM
well that's a new one

5/1/2018 4:50:51 AM
staying steady as opposed to experiencing a lot of highs and lows

2/16/2018 2:54:37 PM
the concerts on the roof

1/19/2018 11:49:54 AM
Sex and love are 2 different categories.

12/7/2017 3:04:01 PM
Girls

10/30/2017 6:01:20 PM
They're going to need to build new prisons for all the sexual harassers.

10/11/2017 12:50:31 PM
With all this discussion about sexual harassment out there in the media, I ..

8/8/2017 12:08:18 PM
Here's my story entry

7/10/2017 11:05:20 AM
I used to be so ambitious

6/30/2017 9:10:51 PM
my favorite pizza place

6/21/2017 8:24:13 AM
Don't you hate those phases ya go thru where you can't think of anything to get excited about?

6/9/2017 3:01:07 PM
You've Never Been This Far Before

6/6/2017 11:48:10 PM
questions about creativity

4/26/2017 5:21:32 AM
Do good songs come from inside of you or from an outside muse?

3/27/2017 9:00:00 AM
Even the best people I know are utter zombies

2/28/2017 10:00:27 PM
Women on TV are very hot these days.

2/12/2017 6:05:10 AM
Did ya ever notice

2/1/2017 12:04:54 AM
I hate when I'm writing something great and something goes wrong and I lose it.

1/30/2017 2:32:37 AM
Innovations in soup making for the non-cook.

1/27/2017 10:47:21 AM
Andy Warhol picked the wrong brand of Campbell's Soup to do a picture of.

1/19/2017 6:08:08 PM
a night that absolutely changed my life

1/6/2017 7:23:30 AM
Friends are okay but we're all utterly alone anyway.

12/22/2016 5:52:26 AM
I'm obsessed with women.

12/3/2016 11:20:25 AM
The best part about Christmas is..

12/1/2016 11:35:01 AM
damn internet spoilers

11/29/2016 2:01:41 PM
Kanye West hospitalized for paranoia

10/21/2016 8:53:23 AM
I want to file a complaint to the Campbell's soup company

10/17/2016 11:59:25 AM
Life isn't allowing me to breathe

10/10/2016 3:34:11 AM
Soapboxes aren't as high as they used to be.

9/21/2016 12:39:04 PM
the internet is less soulful by the day

9/14/2016 8:19:46 PM
I used to be a poet. Now I ain't squat.

9/12/2016 7:17:41 AM
Does life get in the way of art?

8/25/2016 4:12:46 PM
Does your body tingle when you feel inspiration?

8/16/2016 12:54:58 PM
I took too much shit for granted in my life.

8/1/2016 11:23:45 AM
There's nowhere to turn in this world.

7/24/2016 3:23:30 AM
I despise maple syrup.

7/11/2016 12:47:45 PM
I think about this every day and it drives me mad..

7/9/2016 3:06:49 PM
fascists come in all shapes and sizes

6/23/2016 12:59:44 PM
You don't have to

6/2/2016 9:00:01 AM
Well somebody got stopped in their tracks today!

5/25/2016 6:53:57 AM
Do heaps of insanity cause a fertile ground for a cultural explosion?

5/19/2016 9:38:15 PM
Who do you work for?

5/12/2016 4:03:51 PM
When I get to the bottom I don't go back to the top of the slide

5/11/2016 8:33:29 AM
I took Navy Seal training but I only lasted 7 minutes

5/3/2016 6:15:46 PM
some people and things will never get their due

4/27/2016 12:17:31 PM
fun thread

4/25/2016 4:09:45 AM
Everybody thinks they know my motives

4/16/2016 1:18:07 PM
just another phase of life

4/14/2016 2:06:11 PM
picking up the pieces of your life again

4/6/2016 7:38:56 AM
on the reluctance to speak

4/1/2016 5:08:37 AM
Have you ever put potato chips in your mac n cheese?

3/26/2016 8:11:06 AM
So how's your life going?

3/18/2016 12:12:30 AM
Do you do music for yourself or for others?

3/13/2016 3:14:04 PM
Do you like ups and downs in your life or do you prefer stable and steady?

3/8/2016 8:07:51 AM
What can we do to bring more ladies to the pipeline?

3/4/2016 3:32:49 PM
I am seriously slipping.

3/2/2016 11:25:19 PM
I got shafted at internet Scrabble.

3/1/2016 10:10:35 PM
What are you afraid of in life?

2/22/2016 1:14:08 PM
riding out the low tide in your life

2/16/2016 5:10:38 AM
I didn't watch the Grammys.

2/14/2016 9:28:55 AM
Post your best and worst of anything at all.

2/5/2016 2:18:52 PM
What a story!

1/30/2016 12:12:58 PM
Is it true that unless you have something to lose

1/29/2016 12:09:46 AM
true story...

1/24/2016 2:33:15 AM
a poem about the pipeline

1/20/2016 3:36:28 PM
the concert in the basement

1/13/2016 4:17:26 PM
How about some engaging philosophical discussions?

1/11/2016 11:14:32 PM
purple limes are coming

12/28/2015 10:32:31 AM
Does most of humanity take life for granted?

12/18/2015 3:43:09 AM
proverbs for indieland - got any?

12/15/2015 12:26:57 AM
the cooler you think you are, the dumber you look

12/4/2015 9:22:23 AM
I'm having welsh rarebit for breakfast today

12/2/2015 6:07:49 PM
Evil is winning

12/2/2015 1:02:07 AM
Are human beings actually robots?

11/28/2015 7:28:56 AM
Warning: Goatman is out there

11/22/2015 7:22:38 AM
biographies that tell the reader too much

11/20/2015 11:32:33 AM
castles made of sand

11/11/2015 12:48:29 AM
Does great art require suffering?

11/5/2015 12:46:59 PM
My girlfriend is stealing my records.

11/2/2015 1:31:49 AM
driving down Zeigler Road

11/1/2015 1:22:58 AM
you know what I miss about indieland?

10/24/2015 1:43:04 PM
Steve Jobs' last words

10/20/2015 8:25:44 AM
Men are very jealous of other men

10/14/2015 7:09:13 PM
rating the pipeline community by the self-appointed ombudsman

10/13/2015 8:13:26 AM
Ostriches are cool.

10/9/2015 9:59:09 PM
I don't get why some parents name their little girl Destiny

10/6/2015 8:13:09 PM
Music used to matter more to the masses,

9/30/2015 11:40:27 AM
some things you just can't anticipate

9/26/2015 8:37:42 AM
I miss that kooky woman who used to come around here

9/23/2015 11:35:03 AM
the day I became a man.

9/12/2015 2:13:53 AM
nobody ever called me the gangster of love

9/11/2015 12:47:44 PM
things that accumulate

9/7/2015 2:58:19 PM
how to tell it's the wrong girl for you

9/4/2015 8:27:43 AM
Here's what's wrong with the world.

8/24/2015 8:21:04 AM
I went to the doctors for a check up and the nurse came on to me.

8/17/2015 11:11:01 AM
I saw a woman go crazy in a restaurant yesterday

8/7/2015 6:47:04 PM
If I controlled the US school systems, I would..

8/4/2015 8:52:17 AM
What do you want to be when you grow up?

8/1/2015 8:50:21 PM
life is a tender balance

7/19/2015 1:38:47 AM
wanting something more

7/10/2015 3:49:30 PM
I got into a bar fight last night.

6/22/2015 8:26:14 AM
I'm trapped in the past and don't wanna escape

6/6/2015 11:33:18 PM
ooh I got my page pic back, I think I'll write something

6/1/2015 8:19:25 PM
I'm glad the NSA won't be spying on us anymore

5/29/2015 12:57:16 AM
I find it hard to be happy.

5/20/2015 12:41:07 PM
I'm back and I brought a poem

11/11/2013 12:41:33 AM
Don't read this story unless you consider yourself to be open minded.

12/12/2009 2:51:54 AM
I'm taking a long sabbatical from the world of golf.

11/20/2009 12:31:11 PM
I had a nightmare about Thanksgiving

11/12/2009 2:44:55 AM
Low quality fortunes in fortune cookies piss me off

11/6/2009 11:33:31 PM
I just ate a small dish of pistachios.

10/23/2009 3:37:07 PM
I got snagged by my relatives giving a fake excuse for missing a family reunion.

10/15/2009 7:29:52 PM
Balloon boy fraud capitvates millions

10/12/2009 2:27:11 PM
it's a wasteland

9/24/2009 1:31:16 PM
My cousin is a liar.

9/11/2009 6:02:03 PM
I started seeing a shrink.

8/27/2009 5:10:38 AM
I rarely recommend a song but this one is just a trip.

8/26/2009 9:21:15 AM
I'm going hunting for wild boars.

8/23/2009 6:17:33 PM
Wouldn't it be better if we were ONLY allowed to vote for ourselves in the contest?

7/31/2009 8:24:02 PM
Vote for my ass.

7/10/2009 4:57:33 PM
free slurpees at 7-11 tomorrow

7/8/2009 7:12:47 PM
Oscar Meyer died. UPDATE: Oscar Meyer Weiner - Mobile crashes into house.

6/29/2009 3:47:00 PM
I am unfulfilled by the internet.

6/26/2009 4:28:40 AM
the who dies next pool

6/7/2009 6:20:27 PM
Yo

6/4/2009 1:14:21 PM
Sex is 93% of everything.

5/26/2009 4:00:06 PM
Why such large pieces of tofu in hot and sour soup?

5/24/2009 6:09:40 PM
I've decided what I want to be when I grow up

5/20/2009 6:00:52 PM
There's nothing more refreshing than a cherry slurpee.

5/9/2009 4:56:34 AM
First dibs on the pipeline

5/1/2009 4:07:21 PM
I'm moving to the eye of the Bermuda Triangle

4/23/2009 1:31:28 AM
compromising in art and life

4/8/2009 6:45:14 AM
I've decided I only like weird people.

3/27/2009 8:29:13 PM
Never send chocolate bars thru the mail.

3/22/2009 2:46:08 PM
Which classic TV character are you most like?

3/19/2009 5:22:43 PM
The earth has a molten core

3/8/2009 6:39:06 PM
Rating the condiments

3/3/2009 8:46:03 AM
We all have one thing in common.

2/27/2009 9:17:59 AM
I sold my soul for 7 guineas and a hot bath.

2/15/2009 4:25:45 AM
The cult of the bent little finger

2/9/2009 10:59:19 AM
I'd like to own a big tour bus.

2/7/2009 2:10:52 PM
I'd like to work in a lighthouse

2/4/2009 12:48:24 PM
Things you didn't know about Fly. A confession.

1/30/2009 2:34:19 AM
I had a windfall

1/22/2009 4:15:09 PM
I like the grey areas myself.

1/15/2009 5:29:29 AM
Somebody took the battery out of my car and replaced it with a box of Tastycakes

1/9/2009 1:44:14 PM
My new cellphone rules. It actually gives me oral sex.

1/5/2009 9:57:38 AM
Some of my favorite songs on YouTube

1/2/2009 12:09:19 AM
What's a fly to do?

12/25/2008 4:24:20 AM
12 Lords a Leaping?

12/17/2008 10:57:24 PM
What are the greatest sounds in the world?

12/17/2008 1:59:57 PM
Some people evolve, others don't.

12/13/2008 10:55:14 AM
Velveeta makes for a lousy macaroni and cheese.

12/10/2008 5:23:33 AM
I'm not buying Christmas presents for any of you.

12/3/2008 11:21:53 PM
Where do these new social rules come from?

11/30/2008 10:30:45 PM
Nobody cares about Venus and Jupiter

11/24/2008 1:11:43 AM
winter

11/17/2008 10:14:58 PM
Turkeys hate Thanksgiving.

11/8/2008 11:48:56 AM
So how's it goin'? Really?

10/30/2008 12:51:56 AM
I'm taking a few college courses to advance my education

10/23/2008 10:57:13 AM
I hate being human.

10/19/2008 8:47:17 AM
I lost my secret decoder ring down the garbage disposal.

10/15/2008 1:03:51 PM
I missed me.

9/25/2008 1:09:50 AM
baths or showers?

9/23/2008 7:14:17 PM
Exactly 100.5% of all artists are misunderstood.

9/18/2008 8:31:44 AM
I miss Holo.

9/16/2008 8:45:30 AM
Topics that should be allowed on the IAC pipeline

9/14/2008 12:11:46 PM
On hearing the voice of a long lost love

9/13/2008 10:52:36 AM
The person who wrote Row Row Row Your Boat was a genius.

9/7/2008 12:24:17 AM
Why are women so sex crazed?

9/4/2008 11:53:19 PM
I'd be embarrassed to be a zebra.

9/4/2008 1:28:58 AM
How many of you living here actually had the idea of making entertaining music?

8/29/2008 2:59:54 PM
Does anyone else find it troubling that the word for punctuation at the end of a sentence also means a woman's menstral cycle?

8/28/2008 11:46:29 PM
Is there a separate part of the brain for love?

8/26/2008 7:06:05 PM
I have a new invention

8/25/2008 9:32:48 AM
Meat Moldy, the closest thing to Nirvana on IAC, have you heard them?

8/24/2008 5:26:09 PM
This is for all the completely insane individuals blogging on the pipeline.

8/23/2008 10:19:22 PM
I had this dream about a world of lesbians

8/22/2008 1:59:04 AM
I'm not the captain of my ship.

8/16/2008 1:08:06 AM
My doorknob broke.

8/12/2008 7:26:56 AM
Warning: When you go to the movies, do not buy the candy Dots - Green Tea Flavored!

8/6/2008 10:04:27 PM
I don't find Paris Hilton that attractive, am I the only one?

8/5/2008 9:46:29 PM
kinky fun for depraved suburbanites

8/1/2008 1:52:43 PM
I find myself rather desirable

7/29/2008 9:53:25 PM
People get angry in summer.

7/28/2008 9:42:03 PM
A lil bit of Van Morrison

7/26/2008 9:47:42 PM
The Lucky Charms Leprechaun.

7/25/2008 2:05:11 AM
The old woman who lives in a shoe pisses me off.

7/21/2008 9:54:09 PM
I just made a mess in the kitchen.

7/19/2008 1:21:47 PM
playing Scrabble with a psycho woman.

7/17/2008 11:06:24 PM
Why do pirates always say Arggh?

7/16/2008 10:56:36 PM
I had a dream last night. It was troublesome.

7/13/2008 2:58:14 AM
Religion bores me.

7/11/2008 10:26:51 AM
Which flavor ice pop do you prefer?

7/8/2008 11:41:47 PM
I quit my job at the bakery to sell lawn ornaments

7/7/2008 8:26:29 PM
Sex and the Single Fly

7/7/2008 9:09:25 AM
Do you know why I pulled you over?

7/5/2008 9:42:11 PM
How are you?

7/4/2008 9:19:33 PM
"Fly, making love to you is like the 4th of July"

7/3/2008 7:24:53 PM
On the passing of Bozo the Clown who died today

6/27/2008 11:52:41 PM
Does anybody here need advice about their sex life?

6/23/2008 8:57:44 PM
Parlor games, know any good ones?

6/22/2008 11:12:29 PM
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits

6/22/2008 12:57:28 PM
Recently I chained up 92 guitar pedals to attain the ultimate power distortion

6/20/2008 10:08:51 AM
The security camera outside my building.

6/18/2008 9:39:44 PM
I was invited to appear on The View to give the male vantage point.

6/18/2008 6:28:20 AM
The word for bread in French is pain.

6/15/2008 5:47:40 PM
I'd rather be a forest than a street.

6/13/2008 11:24:42 PM
If I got into a scuffle with Iron Man, I would win.

6/10/2008 8:10:40 PM
Why are owls such know-it-alls?

6/8/2008 10:10:13 PM
I reluctantly admit that I missed some of you.

5/25/2008 12:55:08 AM
The Day the Fly Stood Still

5/22/2008 10:50:06 AM
I saw a man fall down walking on the sidewalk yesterday.

5/20/2008 9:39:46 AM
Partying with Courtney Love last night.

5/17/2008 10:24:21 PM
Supergroup Goulash

5/16/2008 11:07:01 PM
My chiropractor grabbed my ass today.

5/14/2008 11:51:33 PM
Love is like a tsunami

5/13/2008 2:54:17 PM
All my bosom buddies are female.

5/12/2008 3:13:59 PM
Officially announcing my pipeline retirement.

5/10/2008 11:19:17 PM
I'm torn, should I join P.E.T.A. or become a taxidermist?

5/10/2008 2:16:33 PM
I'm getting a tattoo on my ass, what should it be?

5/9/2008 1:37:12 AM
The anatomy of a pipeline poster.

5/8/2008 7:45:11 AM
I bought a fake medical degree on EBay so I can impersonate a doctor.on the internet

5/7/2008 8:11:32 AM
Humans, like flies, are a series of different species.

5/5/2008 9:35:57 PM
If horses rode humans around the track in a race, whipping them constantly, would you place bets on the winner?

5/5/2008 4:18:08 AM
You people bore me at times.

5/4/2008 2:09:47 AM
The art of doing nothing.

5/2/2008 9:21:55 PM
I'm going for a new look like Madonna used to do for every record.

5/1/2008 1:23:17 PM
I dreamt that I met my dream flygirl.

4/30/2008 7:47:14 PM
I skipped my family reunion last weekend and went to the dentist to get an unnecessary root canal.

4/29/2008 11:20:40 PM
My pastor is ruining my political career.

4/28/2008 12:22:11 PM
If you could clone an opposite sex version of yourself, would you make love to her, or him?

4/27/2008 9:11:59 PM
I never wanted to be a rhinestone cowboy, is there something wrong with me?

4/26/2008 6:25:32 AM
mangos, papayas, or kiwi?

4/24/2008 11:48:40 PM
Penmanship, a lost art on the internet.

4/23/2008 8:15:16 AM
Are you focused?

4/22/2008 10:25:26 AM
The dish ran away with the spoon.

4/21/2008 1:55:39 AM
This blog is about love.

4/20/2008 10:41:47 PM
Which do you prefer, chimichangas or tamales?

4/19/2008 4:01:58 PM
Wile E. Coyote - hard luck story or was he cursed?

4/18/2008 11:03:44 PM
I someday hope to build a Graceland for flies.

4/18/2008 12:40:20 AM
What's your most obvious flaw?

4/16/2008 1:42:58 AM
Who is the better law enforcement officer, Deputy Dawg or Dudley Do-right?

4/14/2008 1:05:42 PM
Marilyn Monroe sex tape, how intriguing

4/14/2008 11:55:34 AM
What's your favorite aphrodisiac?

4/12/2008 4:38:59 AM
I retrieved s secret box I buried in the woods in back of my house when I was 14.

4/10/2008 12:39:55 AM
Does soul flow in cycles?

4/9/2008 8:53:14 AM
All women think about is sex.

4/7/2008 10:40:53 PM
Congratulate my ass.

4/6/2008 3:58:03 PM
The Unofficial GK3 party thread. Guys, how are we gonna get these ladies out of their dresses?

4/3/2008 1:11:53 AM
The Apathy of Doris Day

4/2/2008 5:22:55 AM
Please Please Me - to be selfish or not to be selfish in sex and love

4/1/2008 2:51:45 AM
women are not human, they are like the mist, like the winds that blow

3/30/2008 9:13:52 PM
Celebrities you find annoying

3/28/2008 11:31:56 PM
March, it comes in like a radish and goes out like a cantaloupe.

3/26/2008 12:48:38 AM
Can you hear me Doctor Wu?

3/25/2008 12:29:22 AM
Humans are confused because they are too smart to keep things simple.

3/22/2008 11:09:47 AM
The definition of love. Were the Beatles wrong?

3/21/2008 1:06:37 AM
The Easter Bunny is no friend of mine.

3/20/2008 12:08:56 AM
Being so sexual is causing me problems in the workplace.

3/16/2008 10:39:12 PM
What kind of syrup do you like on your pancakes?

3/16/2008 1:19:35 AM
I'm starting a new fashion trend. I wonder if it will catch on.

3/14/2008 1:38:20 AM
CaPiTaLiZinG tOpICs to GeT pEoPLE TO rEAD ThEM - IT's A scANDaL

3/12/2008 8:17:13 PM
NY Governor's call girl charges $5000 an hour. I only charge $60 to female artists.

3/11/2008 9:14:30 AM
Important information here about secret erogenous zones

3/10/2008 11:02:01 AM
Harry Chapin

3/9/2008 8:54:27 PM
I checked into the Hotel California, and left.

3/6/2008 7:19:52 PM
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue

3/1/2008 11:38:19 PM
Too bad life isn't a picnic cause I like picnics.

2/29/2008 1:24:28 PM
Important questions that need to be answered. :~D

2/27/2008 12:32:17 PM
Potatoes. Since they grow, are they really a living thing? (which makes French Fries murder)

2/27/2008 8:28:00 AM
Remember the TV show Hee Haw?

2/26/2008 5:30:46 PM
Things you hate about life and want to get off your chest.

2/26/2008 9:26:58 AM
Fishing. Is it fish killing?

2/25/2008 1:59:21 AM
The 2 most essential elements to a happy life are:

2/19/2008 11:03:15 PM
Would you rather tickle or be tickled?

2/14/2008 12:01:16 PM
women

2/10/2008 7:28:53 AM
A profound message for everyone on this day

2/4/2008 1:31:36 PM
I resent people who use the phrase 'the fly in the ointment'

2/2/2008 8:07:29 PM
I have been here since the beginning and never had sex with any IAC female artists yet.

1/31/2008 6:41:27 PM
When you bathe, do you use Mr. Bubble, bath oil beads, a strawberry milk bath, or do you never bathe?

1/30/2008 12:25:47 PM
Who do you admire in TV or movies that would probably surprise people?

1/29/2008 1:21:14 AM
Sex and love, related or totally separate?

1/24/2008 5:36:20 PM
Who would you most like to jig with?

1/13/2008 6:06:12 PM
What a ugly disgrace. Hannah Montana, rich beyond her wildest dreams, uses body double to trick faithful fans during tour.

1/8/2008 3:08:23 AM
the pursuit of happiness

1/5/2008 2:23:38 AM
The time I slept in Streisand's bed.

1/5/2008 12:46:16 AM
Do you think new artists are often ascaered to speak on the front page?

12/26/2007 7:36:36 AM
from geek to bastard. Crying over old spilled milk - one story of my youth.

12/22/2007 2:04:39 AM
Some advice about sex from me.

12/21/2007 5:56:16 PM
I slightly like some of you

12/6/2007 4:18:57 AM
I was on real TV twice in the last week!

11/25/2007 4:20:42 PM
A station for serious raw rock fans

11/15/2007 1:13:35 AM
What music makes a woman crazee-est in bed?

11/10/2007 2:16:10 AM
Survey: Have you ever?

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fly on the wall

11/1/2015 1:22:58 AM

you know what I miss about indieland?
the dream. Back when many of us first came online so many people believed there was going to be a great outcome from them putting their music online. Now there's almost none of that, and judging by the reaction to some of our peers, you aren't even allowed to voice great belief in your music these days, it's viewed as out of place.

I love to see a new artist when they show up and really think they have something to give.


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Jilly

11/1/2015 3:40:40 AM ---- Updated 11/1/2015 11:32:08 PM


Dear Fly,


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Bryon Tosoff

11/1/2015 8:12:02 AM ---- Updated 11/1/2015 8:15:55 AM


ok,we should all feel that way, being enthusiastic, and have a great belief on yourselves and our craft of music, and sure, yell it out to the heavens, not my style, but maybe yours others way of doing things we are all going to get feedback that is negative, that is human nature, Look, are you me others going to have our feelings hurt just because someone says, be careful what you say, dont be too big on your self, you are living in a pipe dream if you think you think your music is special., if that is going to make you crumple like a piece of paper being squished in someones hands and tossed in the garbage, then you deserve to fall by the way side, Why shouldnt you believe in yourself, yes, of course, be big on yourself, but dont bitch and complain about it here , just pick your self up, and keep doing what you are bloody well doing and make your music your voice that rings out how good you are

We cant all be stars, but in our own eyes yes we can, look , everyone these days is clambering for the ladder to success. climbing up it only to fall off, some make it, and here we are with a 100000 plus artists here at IMP, do we all want to be recognized as something special, do we all seek stardom , money adulation and being revered as godlike, now which is it, do we do it for the love of it, for the art, or is it something else driving us to write songs, is it for the purity of doing something we enjoy, is it genuine and is it real. or is it coming out like chopped baloney and contrived as hell. Should we shout out how great we are, honestly , some here are. I guess we should be excited when we have a new song, or book or poem or project. What is it with musicians that we think everyone must hear us screaming for attention. does a doctor do that, hey i am the greatest, then the patient dies after he operates on them. lol

On another point, when we are younger, and maybe some of us are in spirit and are just filled to the brim with enthusiasm and piss and vinegar and nothing scares us ,we just do, because we dont know any better. And of course sometimes that wonderful feeling gets dashed , some give up, many move on, and the ones that keep getting up and moving on and maintain that self belief get to where they want to be.
I ramble,. I am not thinking this out I am just letting it flow

do believe in yourself. and your art. love what you do, do what you love


cheers and good subject





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Jilly

11/1/2015 8:27:47 AM ---- Updated 11/1/2015 11:33:08 PM


Dear Bryon


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fly on the wall

11/1/2015 8:44:41 AM


I'm not tired of hearing about artist dreams. I find it odd and selfish that any of you are. I think those dreams spur people on to make better music.


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Jilly

11/1/2015 8:49:42 AM ---- Updated 11/1/2015 11:33:34 PM


Dear Fly


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fly on the wall

11/1/2015 8:55:58 AM


I don't know how you would conclude that. Good music doesn't have to come from that angle.


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Jilly

11/1/2015 9:05:46 AM ---- Updated 11/1/2015 11:34:00 PM


Aw


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Noah Spaceship

11/1/2015 9:37:04 AM


You kind of need to pick an angle and go with it, fly.
Nothing has changed other than your perspective on things.
That changes frequently too, judging by your comments.
I think what you actually miss has nothing to do with indie land, it has to do with pangs of ignorance from the past.


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Bryon Tosoff

11/1/2015 9:50:36 AM ---- Updated 11/1/2015 9:52:15 AM


MUSIC
Point one. I love to listen to music ( you better damn know that I do)
Point two, some music is better then others
point three, some artists are better then others
point four. some artists who are better then others and make great music, dont always make it to the top of the ladder and or will ever make it. sometimes the ordinary joe makes it with the ordinary music, why because it appeals to the masses, maybe because they are more appealing and connect to the average joe blow , maybe they did yell louder, maybe they had more time to do it, maybe their mommy and daddy had lots of money to help them, maybe they knew how to promote and market themselves better, maybe they were not assholes and turned people off. I dont know, who knows, none of us, it is just one of those things


FLY ON THE WALL SAID

"I'm not tired of hearing about artist dreams. I find it odd and selfish that any of you are. I think those dreams spur people on to make better music."

Come on fly man , you know we are any bloody thing but selfish, we I you wish for the best for anyone who slings on a guitar, steps up to the mike and gives it, it is hard work, and it is like anything else, you have to work your art, and it wont just happen here where every bloody body falls over because you make lovely hip music , I have said this before, and you know it is the truth, you cant make it here, online because that is not where it is at, get off the wall, get about flying around like you have been doing , looking for talent, and see that the dawn of the new age has come, its not online, it is offline where you will build your following, build your grassroots, spread the good news of the new sound you are making and grind it out. We are deceived if we think the days of the 1990's 2000s will do it, and trumpet and pontificate our greatness, those days are shot all to hell. YES, that is one part of it, but it is way more then that of uploading a song, and waiting for people to come to you and listen, hell that is like me going out and standing in the middle of nowhere singing my ass off. maybe that is a good idea actually maybe my ass sings better then I can,

but again, we are here to encourage and motivate and inspire artists , at least I try, but is it really helping them , maybe, and sure let them say they are great, but to me, that is a hollow way to be, I think others should say, WOW you guys or you girl are really awesome great, and jump onboard and be their advocate, and I have done that way more times then you really know. it is hard work. exhausting sometimes helping others get to that land of dreams

SELFISH, ME Fly not a chance , you should know me better then that after all these years around here and you know me and what i do, I am a small part of the piece of the puzzle. helping others get to where they want to be,


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Bryon Tosoff

11/1/2015 10:37:32 AM


While I was rambling Fred jumped in and said it all, in like 2 sentences, that is his genius. getting to the core. he said it all. now we deal with new reality


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Stoneman

11/1/2015 11:43:50 AM


Oh my, there it is. The "C" word as in commercial. This has always been labeled the indie satan. I say? What a crock of bull that is. The music industry is all about being able to deliver what the industry is looking for. Most times the industry is looking for the kind of music that has been proven to be a top seller. Other times they are looking for something different and fresh that they are willing to gamble on. Artists want to do the music that they feel in their hearts. But if that music is not selling they may have to switch up and do the music that is selling first and then later when they have established themselves, do the music that they believe in the most. This is nothing new. It has been happening since the early years of the music business. We always called it the ultimate sacrifice/pay dues and everybody (including the bands that made it) hated it. But if you want to make it in the music business, this is a sacrifice you may have to temporarily make. It has nothing to do with art. It is about sound business practices. The biggest mistake most indie artists make is that they forget that this is a business and in business you often have to make decisions that go against your inner heart but work towards improving your business standing and bottom line. Once you get a big hit, you can write your own ticket. Call your own shots. Do the music that you always wanted to do. That is because you now have this thing called leverage. The music industry powers that be finally take you seriously.

The dream should never end. As artists you must stop being the sheep led to the slaughter and start being the wolves that capture the prey. Meaning success. There are many levels of it but some of us get stuck on stupid about having big hits and stardom. But a regional hit will also get you noticed, appreciated and paid. It will open the doors to bigger opportunities. Bottom line is that your music must be able to compete with what is being played on the radio, in the movies, by the DJ's/VJ's and according to the consumer dynamic you are aiming for. That means it must be at least a bit commercial at first. Get yourself in the drivers seat first, then you can start calling your own shots in regards to your creativity. But you must learn how to give the people what they want according to current industry trends. All that starry eye crap that they have been feeding you all your lives can wait. First you must learn how to deliver what the industry needs, how the industry works and who can help you reach the level of music industry accomplishments you strive for. Clive Davis may come look at you and say "good group" but I want you to do these songs right here. Do the damn songs and get your name out there. Next time you come out, you can tell Clive what you are going to do or you can go elsewhere that is more open to your creative goals. But first you must empower yourself with clout as a proven entity.

Many other artists will call you a sell out. But ignore that crap because unless you learn how to sell out of something in this industry, you will not make it in this industry. Unless you learn how to sell out of CD's, merchandise, downloads and concert venues, you are just wasting your time. The dream is to become self sufficient and capable of financially maintaining yourself, your band and your family. I have never had a big hit but I am now self sufficient. Not because I am a big star but because I have learned how to sell my stuff to enough people to keep me self sufficient. If I ever get a big hit (which of course is one of my dreams) it will be the bonus I always hoped would come. Otherwise, I am happy at being at the level that I am at.

The other thing that bugs me about a lot of indies is that they are so caught up in being an indie that they lose sight of the rest of the world and all the other genres that they could be exploring. Take the Roots for instance. they have never had a worldwide hit but they have learned to be self sustaining by being able to do almost any kind of music you put in front of them. This landed them the tonight show gig. While doing that gig they have put out their own CD that has the kind of music they truly like to do. But first they learned how to deliver what the industry was looking for. They are living their dream now and can basically write their own music industry tickets. Smart, cunning, versatile and open to any opportunity that comes along. This is what you must be if you really want to capture the dream.

By the way, this is not a unique issue for the music industry. It is what happens in almost every industry. I know so many people that graduated from college with degrees in stuff that they never ever worked in. They went where the opportunity was and they delivered whatever it was the employer wanted while concentrating on finding a way to do what they always dreamed they could do.

I did a tour in Las Vegas way back in the late 70's and during that 3 month tour I played almost every casino on the strip. I made more money in music during that trip than I have ever made. We basically had a 16 song set of all the industry standards. No originals. By the end of the trip I had sang "Tie A Yellow Ribbon" over a hundred times. I hated the song before I sang it the first time. But it was what the people wanted at those venues. Almost every time we sang it some fat cat would give us a hundred dollar tip. That was not selling out. Back in those days we called it paying dues. Musicians knew back then that in order to do the music they wanted to do, that they would have to first play the music they hated. Many musicians paid their dues all their lives and never got a away from it. But they made a living in the music industry. Other musicians eventually got the break that opened the doors for them to do their own music. But today's indie wimps think that they should have instant success. They are so stuck on being an indie that they will never get out there in the world and capture the prize. A minute few may make it but most will burn out and die from disappointment because nobody ever told them to man/woman up and pay some damn dues. Get out there and play the commercial crap until the opportunity arises to do something else. You want to fulfill your dreams? Pay some fucking dues. Geesh! This subject always gets me so angry because musicians have lost sight of how the industry has always worked. The internet didn't change anything in that regard. It has been this way for at least 70 or 8o years and I don't think it will ever change. Read the industry trades and find out what the majors are looking for. Give it to them! Pay your dues and eventually you will may run the show. But ignore all that sellout crap. Those people are the ones that will wind up old and bitter because they never made it. Fuck Them! They are just haters who wish they had done what you have done. I paid my dues for 35 years before I got to the level I am at. Quite often I still pay my dues when my label calls me and says they need a blah, blah, blah kind of song. I get up off my ass and write/produce that shit. Got to give the people what they want........

Okay I am done with my rant now.
Much Respect,
Stoneman


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Bryon Tosoff

11/1/2015 11:49:30 AM


What Stoneman says, he should know, been there done that, and I have said it here as well. yet some continue to walk with a blindfold and cant see the truth. it is all about the business, and learning the business. Sure you can like yourself, be big on yourself. but I find the ones that do it, have a sense of reality. Having the confidence and not need to have people say wow, or say look how great I am. no one cares. Like Stoneman said, pay your dues, learn the trade, and if you are really into doing this for a living then its a long long haul, for most. Haven't we had this subject up here before, too many times, it is getting old. it needs to be thrown out with the trash.


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Jillidom

11/1/2015 12:05:58 PM


My Dream is to find a listener who understands me


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fly on the wall

11/1/2015 12:14:55 PM


I don't think anything I said in the OP was even that controversial. Very surprised it struck up such an impassioned discussion but that's a good thing.


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Bryon Tosoff

11/1/2015 12:33:37 PM


HA, Jilly. you make me mental


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Bryon Tosoff

11/1/2015 12:35:39 PM


that song gave me so much understanding and insight, I wish I heard it before,,,,


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Noah Spaceship

11/1/2015 1:48:25 PM


Stoneman, Bryon, yes.

I like the old saying, 'there are no geniuses in the biz'.
What that means/implies is that the business is inundated with raw talent, like, saturated and dripping with phenomenally talented players and the ONLY way to differentiate is via blood sweat and tears.
The most talented cannot compete against the person who gets up earlier and stays on the job longer.
I have always been a natural at any instrument I play, and I play fluently many instruments and learned theory from hours a day, year after year of brutal practice and tirelessly hustling.
I have turned down 3 legitimate record deal offers over the year. Not to avoid selling out, but to maintain artistic freedom, and for that I can sport a badge of honor.
But at the end of the day, I work more hours than full time employees on music.
I don't have to blow my own horn, my body of work stands on its own whether you like it or not and I am still chasing the dream.
...actually, I live the dream, but I am indie not by choice so much as just the cards I was dealt.
Like Stoneman, it pisses me off when lazy primadonas with bloated egos call others out for selling out.
So yeah, this subject will never die, but, the punk rock attitude of selling out is flawed like a motherfucker.


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Bryon Tosoff

11/1/2015 2:02:44 PM


And I for one Fred, respect you and admire your abilities to do such original works, and have listened to probably everything you have composed, and with your collaborator you two make something incredibly amazing, it is unique to the core. nothing contrived. Love the art and magic of making music. It is pure and almost a spiritual thing. but some desecrate it .


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Stoneman

11/1/2015 2:10:55 PM


Fred, I have great respect for you as a person and also for your music. You keep it real and that is such an important thing in this business. But another thing that makes you great is the fact that you are willing to listen and consider what other folks have to offer in regards to advise and expertise. That will take you to other musical dimensions and higher heights.

Bryon,

Thank you so much for being willing to share all that you know about the business of making music. You are such an important part of what makes IMP the best indie site around.

Much Respect,
Stoneman


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Captain Confusion

11/1/2015 2:11:02 PM


Is this the Sammy Maudlin show?


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Bryon Tosoff

11/1/2015 2:15:09 PM


no this is the channel you are looking for, you are a confused little man aren't you


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Captain Confusion

11/1/2015 2:19:59 PM


I'm not little, I'm 6 foot 6.


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Bryon Tosoff

11/1/2015 2:20:38 PM


I am 9' 9. you are little to me


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Raandy

11/1/2015 2:28:41 PM


liar.


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Noah Spaceship

11/1/2015 2:42:33 PM


Funny analogy.

We can hope we are as entertaining as the Sammy maudlin sketches.

:)

Btw, I'm 5'4" in shoes. 5'5" in boots when they're not up someone's ass.


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Raandy

11/1/2015 2:46:44 PM


I actually get taller when somebody's boot is up my ass.


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Bryon Tosoff

11/1/2015 3:10:21 PM


ok, i am just under 6 foot. I did tell an untruth


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Shoe City Sound

11/1/2015 5:25:41 PM


Stoneman and Bryon - I have total respect for what you say about the music business and how to make a living in it. I so admire both of you for the success you've achieved as well. I have to admit, I'm resentful in a way that the arts have to conform to a business plan. Just curious, can either of you - or anyone else - think of any really successful, popular artists that have taken any kind of alternate route to the top?


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the perfect banana

11/1/2015 5:58:38 PM


I have deep respect for grape and cherry.


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the perfect grape

11/1/2015 5:59:30 PM


Not as much as we respect you, banana.


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Bryon Tosoff

11/1/2015 8:50:39 PM


Sure a lot of respect going on around here from the others : ) . anyways Dolores that is a good question you presented and something i should investigate. I only know of those who I have promoted but would not call them popular or well known, but they make a living as performers and studio engineers-producers and one is well entrenched in the movie jingle TV shows biz and writes a lot of scores and soundtracks ,

I think those in the music industry are pretty multi-faceted and do a bunch of different things, Performing in bands solo , do studio work .producing other artists. I sure someone could come up with some names of those who have done things in a non conformist way,not off hand , I dont know although i should I guess. but thanks for the shout out and acknowledgment

bryon


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Stoneman

11/1/2015 9:59:41 PM


The "Big Four" major labels (Sony BMG, Universal Music Group, EMI, Warner Music Group) have pretty much got the method and route to super stardom sewn up by monopolizing the distribution channels. Even the independents eventually have to come to those folks or their affiliates. However, there are a few exceptions to the traditional routes to success. The one that sticks out the most for me would be Justin Beiber (of all people) who was discovered on Youtube after posting a series of home made videos. Most people would call that a fluke but he did bypass the conformist process and is still pretty much a rebel. Another non-traditional route would be the artists that won high profile contests like Idol and Xfactor. There is a whole slew of them that you can look up. Kelly Clarkson is probably the most successful of that lot. However, even though those folks may have started out in a non conformist way they are totally all balls in it now. In contrast, Prince conformed to get there but has been totally non conformist ever since. The guy seems to have no love for the suits or their way of controlling the business in a business manner. Ironically, his non-conformist business practices have garnered him great respect for his "business" acumen. Some say he is a music "business" genious.

I am sure there are a lot more but I don't know who they are. In life there are always exceptions to every rule. Numerically speaking, this is only logical.


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birdy's eye view

11/2/2015 1:38:23 AM


I thought the latest batch of new artists are very refreshing and original. I hope some of those become Pipeliners. Everyone has something to offer, people should never worry that they are repeating something that has gone before because there are so many ways of looking at these things. I like fresh, innocent eyes and I like old wise eyes, each can learn from the other surely.


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Shoe City Sound

11/2/2015 7:18:06 AM


I have great respect for all fruit.


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Bryon Tosoff

11/2/2015 7:19:20 AM


cant forget the veggies. and cereal too.


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Stoneman

11/2/2015 7:33:18 AM


That is very true Birdy! I also hope to see more participation from new artists on the Pipeline. That would be so cool. I just flew in to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Getting ready to start a week full of "Fiesta" with my wife! and other fun activities. Might not see me around here as much until next week. I can here a giant shot of Don Julio calling me. It's going to be an epic week!

Mucho Respeto,
Stoneman


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LyinDan

11/2/2015 3:40:56 PM


Jillie's (edited) comments are perfect. Thank you Jillie.


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