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3/22/2024 2:44:55 AM
another turning point in my life

4/26/2023 10:25:05 AM
Ever wonder what you're doin' with your life?

8/22/2022 1:14:11 PM
clean slates

8/4/2022 5:40:34 AM
Artists have lopsided souls

9/4/2021 2:41:04 AM
when shit gets outa control

8/15/2021 12:44:20 PM
I knew this artist..

4/15/2021 5:24:47 AM
everything changes

4/1/2021 6:02:57 PM
I saw pictures flying by on facebook, was that her?

3/13/2021 10:35:27 AM
They Love The Ocean

2/20/2021 11:18:53 AM
my green tangerine

10/8/2020 3:48:20 AM
I was at the debate last night.

9/19/2020 6:28:23 PM
Throw an indie a lifeline

7/18/2020 12:26:42 PM
eyes are the window to the soul

6/30/2020 8:50:28 AM
so I locked myself in a room for one year..

3/27/2020 11:29:59 AM
hey now now hey now now

12/1/2019 7:14:12 AM
the life that dreams are made of

9/19/2019 4:55:13 PM
my new articulated philosophy on life

9/1/2019 4:09:45 AM
mysteries of the universe

5/15/2019 3:06:53 AM
late night thrusts

4/16/2019 10:21:01 AM
favorite lines of lyrics

3/31/2019 12:17:08 PM
I invented a new sandwich today

3/23/2019 8:31:21 PM
What makes up a culture?

1/26/2019 3:21:38 PM
the perplex of art

1/11/2019 3:06:57 PM
smart ladies

11/20/2018 12:29:10 PM
the beautiful actresses on TV

10/2/2018 1:15:42 PM
getting your life on a whole other plane

9/22/2018 1:38:43 PM
Little things mean a lot

7/11/2018 6:05:30 AM
taking the plunge

6/25/2018 1:43:27 AM
longing for the days..

5/25/2018 2:22:49 AM
IMP late night club

5/17/2018 9:43:48 AM
Listening to music with other people

5/15/2018 12:55:57 AM
well that's a new one

5/1/2018 4:50:51 AM
staying steady as opposed to experiencing a lot of highs and lows

2/16/2018 2:54:37 PM
the concerts on the roof

1/19/2018 11:49:54 AM
Sex and love are 2 different categories.

12/7/2017 3:04:01 PM
Girls

10/30/2017 6:01:20 PM
They're going to need to build new prisons for all the sexual harassers.

10/11/2017 12:50:31 PM
With all this discussion about sexual harassment out there in the media, I ..

8/8/2017 12:08:18 PM
Here's my story entry

7/10/2017 11:05:20 AM
I used to be so ambitious

6/30/2017 9:10:51 PM
my favorite pizza place

6/21/2017 8:24:13 AM
Don't you hate those phases ya go thru where you can't think of anything to get excited about?

6/9/2017 3:01:07 PM
You've Never Been This Far Before

6/6/2017 11:48:10 PM
questions about creativity

4/26/2017 5:21:32 AM
Do good songs come from inside of you or from an outside muse?

3/27/2017 9:00:00 AM
Even the best people I know are utter zombies

2/28/2017 10:00:27 PM
Women on TV are very hot these days.

2/12/2017 6:05:10 AM
Did ya ever notice

2/1/2017 12:04:54 AM
I hate when I'm writing something great and something goes wrong and I lose it.

1/30/2017 2:32:37 AM
Innovations in soup making for the non-cook.

1/27/2017 10:47:21 AM
Andy Warhol picked the wrong brand of Campbell's Soup to do a picture of.

1/19/2017 6:08:08 PM
a night that absolutely changed my life

1/6/2017 7:23:30 AM
Friends are okay but we're all utterly alone anyway.

12/22/2016 5:52:26 AM
I'm obsessed with women.

12/3/2016 11:20:25 AM
The best part about Christmas is..

12/1/2016 11:35:01 AM
damn internet spoilers

11/29/2016 2:01:41 PM
Kanye West hospitalized for paranoia

10/21/2016 8:53:23 AM
I want to file a complaint to the Campbell's soup company

10/17/2016 11:59:25 AM
Life isn't allowing me to breathe

10/10/2016 3:34:11 AM
Soapboxes aren't as high as they used to be.

9/21/2016 12:39:04 PM
the internet is less soulful by the day

9/14/2016 8:19:46 PM
I used to be a poet. Now I ain't squat.

9/12/2016 7:17:41 AM
Does life get in the way of art?

8/25/2016 4:12:46 PM
Does your body tingle when you feel inspiration?

8/16/2016 12:54:58 PM
I took too much shit for granted in my life.

8/1/2016 11:23:45 AM
There's nowhere to turn in this world.

7/24/2016 3:23:30 AM
I despise maple syrup.

7/11/2016 12:47:45 PM
I think about this every day and it drives me mad..

7/9/2016 3:06:49 PM
fascists come in all shapes and sizes

6/23/2016 12:59:44 PM
You don't have to

6/2/2016 9:00:01 AM
Well somebody got stopped in their tracks today!

5/25/2016 6:53:57 AM
Do heaps of insanity cause a fertile ground for a cultural explosion?

5/19/2016 9:38:15 PM
Who do you work for?

5/12/2016 4:03:51 PM
When I get to the bottom I don't go back to the top of the slide

5/11/2016 8:33:29 AM
I took Navy Seal training but I only lasted 7 minutes

5/3/2016 6:15:46 PM
some people and things will never get their due

4/27/2016 12:17:31 PM
fun thread

4/25/2016 4:09:45 AM
Everybody thinks they know my motives

4/16/2016 1:18:07 PM
just another phase of life

4/14/2016 2:06:11 PM
picking up the pieces of your life again

4/6/2016 7:38:56 AM
on the reluctance to speak

4/1/2016 5:08:37 AM
Have you ever put potato chips in your mac n cheese?

3/26/2016 8:11:06 AM
So how's your life going?

3/18/2016 12:12:30 AM
Do you do music for yourself or for others?

3/13/2016 3:14:04 PM
Do you like ups and downs in your life or do you prefer stable and steady?

3/8/2016 8:07:51 AM
What can we do to bring more ladies to the pipeline?

3/4/2016 3:32:49 PM
I am seriously slipping.

3/2/2016 11:25:19 PM
I got shafted at internet Scrabble.

3/1/2016 10:10:35 PM
What are you afraid of in life?

2/22/2016 1:14:08 PM
riding out the low tide in your life

2/16/2016 5:10:38 AM
I didn't watch the Grammys.

2/14/2016 9:28:55 AM
Post your best and worst of anything at all.

2/5/2016 2:18:52 PM
What a story!

1/30/2016 12:12:58 PM
Is it true that unless you have something to lose

1/29/2016 12:09:46 AM
true story...

1/24/2016 2:33:15 AM
a poem about the pipeline

1/20/2016 3:36:28 PM
the concert in the basement

1/13/2016 4:17:26 PM
How about some engaging philosophical discussions?

1/11/2016 11:14:32 PM
purple limes are coming

12/28/2015 10:32:31 AM
Does most of humanity take life for granted?

12/18/2015 3:43:09 AM
proverbs for indieland - got any?

12/15/2015 12:26:57 AM
the cooler you think you are, the dumber you look

12/4/2015 9:22:23 AM
I'm having welsh rarebit for breakfast today

12/2/2015 6:07:49 PM
Evil is winning

12/2/2015 1:02:07 AM
Are human beings actually robots?

11/28/2015 7:28:56 AM
Warning: Goatman is out there

11/22/2015 7:22:38 AM
biographies that tell the reader too much

11/20/2015 11:32:33 AM
castles made of sand

11/11/2015 12:48:29 AM
Does great art require suffering?

11/5/2015 12:46:59 PM
My girlfriend is stealing my records.

11/2/2015 1:31:49 AM
driving down Zeigler Road

11/1/2015 1:22:58 AM
you know what I miss about indieland?

10/24/2015 1:43:04 PM
Steve Jobs' last words

10/20/2015 8:25:44 AM
Men are very jealous of other men

10/14/2015 7:09:13 PM
rating the pipeline community by the self-appointed ombudsman

10/13/2015 8:13:26 AM
Ostriches are cool.

10/9/2015 9:59:09 PM
I don't get why some parents name their little girl Destiny

10/6/2015 8:13:09 PM
Music used to matter more to the masses,

9/30/2015 11:40:27 AM
some things you just can't anticipate

9/26/2015 8:37:42 AM
I miss that kooky woman who used to come around here

9/23/2015 11:35:03 AM
the day I became a man.

9/12/2015 2:13:53 AM
nobody ever called me the gangster of love

9/11/2015 12:47:44 PM
things that accumulate

9/7/2015 2:58:19 PM
how to tell it's the wrong girl for you

9/4/2015 8:27:43 AM
Here's what's wrong with the world.

8/24/2015 8:21:04 AM
I went to the doctors for a check up and the nurse came on to me.

8/17/2015 11:11:01 AM
I saw a woman go crazy in a restaurant yesterday

8/7/2015 6:47:04 PM
If I controlled the US school systems, I would..

8/4/2015 8:52:17 AM
What do you want to be when you grow up?

8/1/2015 8:50:21 PM
life is a tender balance

7/19/2015 1:38:47 AM
wanting something more

7/10/2015 3:49:30 PM
I got into a bar fight last night.

6/22/2015 8:26:14 AM
I'm trapped in the past and don't wanna escape

6/6/2015 11:33:18 PM
ooh I got my page pic back, I think I'll write something

6/1/2015 8:19:25 PM
I'm glad the NSA won't be spying on us anymore

5/29/2015 12:57:16 AM
I find it hard to be happy.

5/20/2015 12:41:07 PM
I'm back and I brought a poem

11/11/2013 12:41:33 AM
Don't read this story unless you consider yourself to be open minded.

12/12/2009 2:51:54 AM
I'm taking a long sabbatical from the world of golf.

11/20/2009 12:31:11 PM
I had a nightmare about Thanksgiving

11/12/2009 2:44:55 AM
Low quality fortunes in fortune cookies piss me off

11/6/2009 11:33:31 PM
I just ate a small dish of pistachios.

10/23/2009 3:37:07 PM
I got snagged by my relatives giving a fake excuse for missing a family reunion.

10/15/2009 7:29:52 PM
Balloon boy fraud capitvates millions

10/12/2009 2:27:11 PM
it's a wasteland

9/24/2009 1:31:16 PM
My cousin is a liar.

9/11/2009 6:02:03 PM
I started seeing a shrink.

8/27/2009 5:10:38 AM
I rarely recommend a song but this one is just a trip.

8/26/2009 9:21:15 AM
I'm going hunting for wild boars.

8/23/2009 6:17:33 PM
Wouldn't it be better if we were ONLY allowed to vote for ourselves in the contest?

7/31/2009 8:24:02 PM
Vote for my ass.

7/10/2009 4:57:33 PM
free slurpees at 7-11 tomorrow

7/8/2009 7:12:47 PM
Oscar Meyer died. UPDATE: Oscar Meyer Weiner - Mobile crashes into house.

6/29/2009 3:47:00 PM
I am unfulfilled by the internet.

6/26/2009 4:28:40 AM
the who dies next pool

6/7/2009 6:20:27 PM
Yo

6/4/2009 1:14:21 PM
Sex is 93% of everything.

5/26/2009 4:00:06 PM
Why such large pieces of tofu in hot and sour soup?

5/24/2009 6:09:40 PM
I've decided what I want to be when I grow up

5/20/2009 6:00:52 PM
There's nothing more refreshing than a cherry slurpee.

5/9/2009 4:56:34 AM
First dibs on the pipeline

5/1/2009 4:07:21 PM
I'm moving to the eye of the Bermuda Triangle

4/23/2009 1:31:28 AM
compromising in art and life

4/8/2009 6:45:14 AM
I've decided I only like weird people.

3/27/2009 8:29:13 PM
Never send chocolate bars thru the mail.

3/22/2009 2:46:08 PM
Which classic TV character are you most like?

3/19/2009 5:22:43 PM
The earth has a molten core

3/8/2009 6:39:06 PM
Rating the condiments

3/3/2009 8:46:03 AM
We all have one thing in common.

2/27/2009 9:17:59 AM
I sold my soul for 7 guineas and a hot bath.

2/15/2009 4:25:45 AM
The cult of the bent little finger

2/9/2009 10:59:19 AM
I'd like to own a big tour bus.

2/7/2009 2:10:52 PM
I'd like to work in a lighthouse

2/4/2009 12:48:24 PM
Things you didn't know about Fly. A confession.

1/30/2009 2:34:19 AM
I had a windfall

1/22/2009 4:15:09 PM
I like the grey areas myself.

1/15/2009 5:29:29 AM
Somebody took the battery out of my car and replaced it with a box of Tastycakes

1/9/2009 1:44:14 PM
My new cellphone rules. It actually gives me oral sex.

1/5/2009 9:57:38 AM
Some of my favorite songs on YouTube

1/2/2009 12:09:19 AM
What's a fly to do?

12/25/2008 4:24:20 AM
12 Lords a Leaping?

12/17/2008 10:57:24 PM
What are the greatest sounds in the world?

12/17/2008 1:59:57 PM
Some people evolve, others don't.

12/13/2008 10:55:14 AM
Velveeta makes for a lousy macaroni and cheese.

12/10/2008 5:23:33 AM
I'm not buying Christmas presents for any of you.

12/3/2008 11:21:53 PM
Where do these new social rules come from?

11/30/2008 10:30:45 PM
Nobody cares about Venus and Jupiter

11/24/2008 1:11:43 AM
winter

11/17/2008 10:14:58 PM
Turkeys hate Thanksgiving.

11/8/2008 11:48:56 AM
So how's it goin'? Really?

10/30/2008 12:51:56 AM
I'm taking a few college courses to advance my education

10/23/2008 10:57:13 AM
I hate being human.

10/19/2008 8:47:17 AM
I lost my secret decoder ring down the garbage disposal.

10/15/2008 1:03:51 PM
I missed me.

9/25/2008 1:09:50 AM
baths or showers?

9/23/2008 7:14:17 PM
Exactly 100.5% of all artists are misunderstood.

9/18/2008 8:31:44 AM
I miss Holo.

9/16/2008 8:45:30 AM
Topics that should be allowed on the IAC pipeline

9/14/2008 12:11:46 PM
On hearing the voice of a long lost love

9/13/2008 10:52:36 AM
The person who wrote Row Row Row Your Boat was a genius.

9/7/2008 12:24:17 AM
Why are women so sex crazed?

9/4/2008 11:53:19 PM
I'd be embarrassed to be a zebra.

9/4/2008 1:28:58 AM
How many of you living here actually had the idea of making entertaining music?

8/29/2008 2:59:54 PM
Does anyone else find it troubling that the word for punctuation at the end of a sentence also means a woman's menstral cycle?

8/28/2008 11:46:29 PM
Is there a separate part of the brain for love?

8/26/2008 7:06:05 PM
I have a new invention

8/25/2008 9:32:48 AM
Meat Moldy, the closest thing to Nirvana on IAC, have you heard them?

8/24/2008 5:26:09 PM
This is for all the completely insane individuals blogging on the pipeline.

8/23/2008 10:19:22 PM
I had this dream about a world of lesbians

8/22/2008 1:59:04 AM
I'm not the captain of my ship.

8/16/2008 1:08:06 AM
My doorknob broke.

8/12/2008 7:26:56 AM
Warning: When you go to the movies, do not buy the candy Dots - Green Tea Flavored!

8/6/2008 10:04:27 PM
I don't find Paris Hilton that attractive, am I the only one?

8/5/2008 9:46:29 PM
kinky fun for depraved suburbanites

8/1/2008 1:52:43 PM
I find myself rather desirable

7/29/2008 9:53:25 PM
People get angry in summer.

7/28/2008 9:42:03 PM
A lil bit of Van Morrison

7/26/2008 9:47:42 PM
The Lucky Charms Leprechaun.

7/25/2008 2:05:11 AM
The old woman who lives in a shoe pisses me off.

7/21/2008 9:54:09 PM
I just made a mess in the kitchen.

7/19/2008 1:21:47 PM
playing Scrabble with a psycho woman.

7/17/2008 11:06:24 PM
Why do pirates always say Arggh?

7/16/2008 10:56:36 PM
I had a dream last night. It was troublesome.

7/13/2008 2:58:14 AM
Religion bores me.

7/11/2008 10:26:51 AM
Which flavor ice pop do you prefer?

7/8/2008 11:41:47 PM
I quit my job at the bakery to sell lawn ornaments

7/7/2008 8:26:29 PM
Sex and the Single Fly

7/7/2008 9:09:25 AM
Do you know why I pulled you over?

7/5/2008 9:42:11 PM
How are you?

7/4/2008 9:19:33 PM
"Fly, making love to you is like the 4th of July"

7/3/2008 7:24:53 PM
On the passing of Bozo the Clown who died today

6/27/2008 11:52:41 PM
Does anybody here need advice about their sex life?

6/23/2008 8:57:44 PM
Parlor games, know any good ones?

6/22/2008 11:12:29 PM
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits

6/22/2008 12:57:28 PM
Recently I chained up 92 guitar pedals to attain the ultimate power distortion

6/20/2008 10:08:51 AM
The security camera outside my building.

6/18/2008 9:39:44 PM
I was invited to appear on The View to give the male vantage point.

6/18/2008 6:28:20 AM
The word for bread in French is pain.

6/15/2008 5:47:40 PM
I'd rather be a forest than a street.

6/13/2008 11:24:42 PM
If I got into a scuffle with Iron Man, I would win.

6/10/2008 8:10:40 PM
Why are owls such know-it-alls?

6/8/2008 10:10:13 PM
I reluctantly admit that I missed some of you.

5/25/2008 12:55:08 AM
The Day the Fly Stood Still

5/22/2008 10:50:06 AM
I saw a man fall down walking on the sidewalk yesterday.

5/20/2008 9:39:46 AM
Partying with Courtney Love last night.

5/17/2008 10:24:21 PM
Supergroup Goulash

5/16/2008 11:07:01 PM
My chiropractor grabbed my ass today.

5/14/2008 11:51:33 PM
Love is like a tsunami

5/13/2008 2:54:17 PM
All my bosom buddies are female.

5/12/2008 3:13:59 PM
Officially announcing my pipeline retirement.

5/10/2008 11:19:17 PM
I'm torn, should I join P.E.T.A. or become a taxidermist?

5/10/2008 2:16:33 PM
I'm getting a tattoo on my ass, what should it be?

5/9/2008 1:37:12 AM
The anatomy of a pipeline poster.

5/8/2008 7:45:11 AM
I bought a fake medical degree on EBay so I can impersonate a doctor.on the internet

5/7/2008 8:11:32 AM
Humans, like flies, are a series of different species.

5/5/2008 9:35:57 PM
If horses rode humans around the track in a race, whipping them constantly, would you place bets on the winner?

5/5/2008 4:18:08 AM
You people bore me at times.

5/4/2008 2:09:47 AM
The art of doing nothing.

5/2/2008 9:21:55 PM
I'm going for a new look like Madonna used to do for every record.

5/1/2008 1:23:17 PM
I dreamt that I met my dream flygirl.

4/30/2008 7:47:14 PM
I skipped my family reunion last weekend and went to the dentist to get an unnecessary root canal.

4/29/2008 11:20:40 PM
My pastor is ruining my political career.

4/28/2008 12:22:11 PM
If you could clone an opposite sex version of yourself, would you make love to her, or him?

4/27/2008 9:11:59 PM
I never wanted to be a rhinestone cowboy, is there something wrong with me?

4/26/2008 6:25:32 AM
mangos, papayas, or kiwi?

4/24/2008 11:48:40 PM
Penmanship, a lost art on the internet.

4/23/2008 8:15:16 AM
Are you focused?

4/22/2008 10:25:26 AM
The dish ran away with the spoon.

4/21/2008 1:55:39 AM
This blog is about love.

4/20/2008 10:41:47 PM
Which do you prefer, chimichangas or tamales?

4/19/2008 4:01:58 PM
Wile E. Coyote - hard luck story or was he cursed?

4/18/2008 11:03:44 PM
I someday hope to build a Graceland for flies.

4/18/2008 12:40:20 AM
What's your most obvious flaw?

4/16/2008 1:42:58 AM
Who is the better law enforcement officer, Deputy Dawg or Dudley Do-right?

4/14/2008 1:05:42 PM
Marilyn Monroe sex tape, how intriguing

4/14/2008 11:55:34 AM
What's your favorite aphrodisiac?

4/12/2008 4:38:59 AM
I retrieved s secret box I buried in the woods in back of my house when I was 14.

4/10/2008 12:39:55 AM
Does soul flow in cycles?

4/9/2008 8:53:14 AM
All women think about is sex.

4/7/2008 10:40:53 PM
Congratulate my ass.

4/6/2008 3:58:03 PM
The Unofficial GK3 party thread. Guys, how are we gonna get these ladies out of their dresses?

4/3/2008 1:11:53 AM
The Apathy of Doris Day

4/2/2008 5:22:55 AM
Please Please Me - to be selfish or not to be selfish in sex and love

4/1/2008 2:51:45 AM
women are not human, they are like the mist, like the winds that blow

3/30/2008 9:13:52 PM
Celebrities you find annoying

3/28/2008 11:31:56 PM
March, it comes in like a radish and goes out like a cantaloupe.

3/26/2008 12:48:38 AM
Can you hear me Doctor Wu?

3/25/2008 12:29:22 AM
Humans are confused because they are too smart to keep things simple.

3/22/2008 11:09:47 AM
The definition of love. Were the Beatles wrong?

3/21/2008 1:06:37 AM
The Easter Bunny is no friend of mine.

3/20/2008 12:08:56 AM
Being so sexual is causing me problems in the workplace.

3/16/2008 10:39:12 PM
What kind of syrup do you like on your pancakes?

3/16/2008 1:19:35 AM
I'm starting a new fashion trend. I wonder if it will catch on.

3/14/2008 1:38:20 AM
CaPiTaLiZinG tOpICs to GeT pEoPLE TO rEAD ThEM - IT's A scANDaL

3/12/2008 8:17:13 PM
NY Governor's call girl charges $5000 an hour. I only charge $60 to female artists.

3/11/2008 9:14:30 AM
Important information here about secret erogenous zones

3/10/2008 11:02:01 AM
Harry Chapin

3/9/2008 8:54:27 PM
I checked into the Hotel California, and left.

3/6/2008 7:19:52 PM
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue

3/1/2008 11:38:19 PM
Too bad life isn't a picnic cause I like picnics.

2/29/2008 1:24:28 PM
Important questions that need to be answered. :~D

2/27/2008 12:32:17 PM
Potatoes. Since they grow, are they really a living thing? (which makes French Fries murder)

2/27/2008 8:28:00 AM
Remember the TV show Hee Haw?

2/26/2008 5:30:46 PM
Things you hate about life and want to get off your chest.

2/26/2008 9:26:58 AM
Fishing. Is it fish killing?

2/25/2008 1:59:21 AM
The 2 most essential elements to a happy life are:

2/19/2008 11:03:15 PM
Would you rather tickle or be tickled?

2/14/2008 12:01:16 PM
women

2/10/2008 7:28:53 AM
A profound message for everyone on this day

2/4/2008 1:31:36 PM
I resent people who use the phrase 'the fly in the ointment'

2/2/2008 8:07:29 PM
I have been here since the beginning and never had sex with any IAC female artists yet.

1/31/2008 6:41:27 PM
When you bathe, do you use Mr. Bubble, bath oil beads, a strawberry milk bath, or do you never bathe?

1/30/2008 12:25:47 PM
Who do you admire in TV or movies that would probably surprise people?

1/29/2008 1:21:14 AM
Sex and love, related or totally separate?

1/24/2008 5:36:20 PM
Who would you most like to jig with?

1/13/2008 6:06:12 PM
What a ugly disgrace. Hannah Montana, rich beyond her wildest dreams, uses body double to trick faithful fans during tour.

1/8/2008 3:08:23 AM
the pursuit of happiness

1/5/2008 2:23:38 AM
The time I slept in Streisand's bed.

1/5/2008 12:46:16 AM
Do you think new artists are often ascaered to speak on the front page?

12/26/2007 7:36:36 AM
from geek to bastard. Crying over old spilled milk - one story of my youth.

12/22/2007 2:04:39 AM
Some advice about sex from me.

12/21/2007 5:56:16 PM
I slightly like some of you

12/6/2007 4:18:57 AM
I was on real TV twice in the last week!

11/25/2007 4:20:42 PM
A station for serious raw rock fans

11/15/2007 1:13:35 AM
What music makes a woman crazee-est in bed?

11/10/2007 2:16:10 AM
Survey: Have you ever?

11/5/2007 3:27:29 AM
Song comments you'll never read in a music site critique

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fly on the wall

3/26/2008 12:48:38 AM

Can you hear me Doctor Wu?


Don't let that song get in your head or you'll never be able to get it out.

Fagen must have been on some kind of a good buzz when he wrote that. I don't even like jazzy music but that record is one of the best ever.

I wish it had Rikki Don't Lose That Number on it cause Pretzel Logic never did much for me.

Kid Charlemagne live was really a treat, also, I tell you.


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3/26/2008 12:54:32 AM


Is there gas in the car... yes there's gas in the car...

Are you really just a shadow of the man that I once knew?
Are you crazy, are you high or just an ordinary guy?
Have you done all you can do?
Are you with me, Doctor?

Asia ? huh ? Asia...c'mon... give me Steely Dan and some batteries and I can go all night... yeah ! ( lurking back to my evil lair from whence I came...)


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3/26/2008 12:55:53 AM


Yeah but the Nightfly ... Nightfly ... sexy stuff you winged gimp


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fly on the wall

3/26/2008 1:10:13 AM


Aja is my second favorite. Who you callin' a gimp you you bungee jumper. Drink your big black cow and get outa here. :~D


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3/26/2008 1:17:02 AM


Last night I dreamed of an old lover dressed in gray
I've had this fever now since yesterday
Wake up darling they're knocking the Colonel's standing in the sun
With his stupid face the glasses and the gun

I know what happens
I read the book
I believe I just got the goodbye look

( I may be a bungy jumper but at least I don't bang my head into a window to try and leave a room ! ) BuZz ouch....BuzZ...ouch....buZZ... ouch


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3/26/2008 1:22:58 AM


I'm Lester the Nightfly
Hello Baton Rouge
Won't you turn your radio down
Respect the seven second delay we use





( Lou Chang burns with rage ) oh god I need to bathe I feel dirty now...



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fly on the wall

3/26/2008 1:25:25 AM


Obviously the flies you run with are rather pedestrian.

I should mention I flew in your window one night and watched the festivities. Kinky! :~D


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fly on the wall

3/26/2008 1:29:50 AM ---- Updated 3/26/2008 1:31:43 AM


I also found this intellectual discussion of the song.

Expert: Mike McGibney
Date: 11/9/2002
Subject: Doctor Wu

Question
Who was Doctor Wu?

Answer
Dr Wu: Quintessential Dan, a mixture of cynicism, despair, hope, and ultimate redemption.

My apologies you werent happy with the answer.....I did say that the sources I normally refer to aren't to hand at the moment.

However, I have done some research, so here it is:

[Official Biography] Donald Fagen: " "Doctor Wu" is about a triangle, kind of a love-dope triangle. I think usually when we do write songs of a romantic nature, one or more of the participants in the alliance will come under the influence of someone else or some other way of life and that will usually end up in either some sort of compromise or a split. Okay, in this song a girl meets somebody who leads another kind of life and she's attracted to it. Then she comes under the domination of someone else and that results in the ending of the relationship or some amending of the relationship. When we start writing songs like that, that's the way it usually goes. In "Doctor Wu" the "someone else" is a dope habit personified as Doctor Wu. In "Haitian Divorce" it's a hotel gigolo. The details of "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" and "Through With Buzz" are vaguer but the pattern is the same."

An alternate idea: Dr Wu is the narrator of the song. You see, some women tend to destroy the men who fall in love with them. The poor guys never find out 'till it's too late. Anyway, Katy tried....And I strongly suspect Dr. Wu is now using. But there is a 3rd person, the one to whom he is talking. She's a woman from his past that has come back into his life somehow. She adores him, but she is like Eponine to him. She's there for him if he would just open his eyes. His eyes, however, are too full of Katy so he doesn't really notice her, which is why we can imagine his surprise when he saw her just as he woke up from his Biscayne Bay dream. And for once, she's come at a time when he realizes he needs her (for now). So it's she that is always singing to him, "Are you with me Dr. Wu?...Has she finally got to you.....Can you hear me Dr.?" BTW: Dr. Wu isn't his real name. It's a nickname she gave him a long time ago.

Alternate Theory 2: This story is in chronological order. First, a man is down on his luck, "almost crucified", and Katy tries to help. She lifts him up. They sing a song of joy and love. Katy falls for dope (Doctor Wu) and her man becomes just a shadow now - not so important to her anymore. Her love is now for dope. Man waits for Katy. He doesn't know about her new "love". He searches the city looking for her. Even looks in the slums (the bay). He longs for the fun, "tastes", and songs of love they used to sing together, but she never comes. He finally finds her. Katy lies, because she never intended to meet him. She is with Doctor Wu and is "high" on
him. The man is surprised to see her in that condition and not caring enough to even meet him. The last verse flips back and forth with perspective to who is talking. "Are you with me Doctor Wu......" is her talking to her dope. But "she is lovely yes she's sly......" is probably the man's friend consolling him and saying that she got to him and that he is only human. The last line is Katy repeatedly talking to her new love. It is a story of new love broken apart by a drug addiction. He has to go on with his life -- and she falls deeper and deeper into her love for Doctor Wu.

Alternate Theory 3: A popular interpretation is that Dr. Wu is a Coke dealer (diet and classic, is there any other kind? Oh, Cherry!) and Katy is Coca Cola incarnated as a seductive woman who ultimately is untrue.
The character singing the song is a caffeine addict and popaholic. He can't stop his Coke habit!

Unusual Theory 4: I know this goes against basically all other interpretations of this song, but it came to me after listening t


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3/26/2008 1:31:11 AM


Oh yeah...I remember that...thanks for cleaning up


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3/26/2008 1:36:01 AM


Fly.... GET OUT OF THE HOUSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my head hurts... and I never want to see you again



It's not fun anymore fly...( whimper...whine...) It's just no damn fun anymore...


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fly on the wall

3/26/2008 1:52:16 AM


Take a couple of aspirin ya fickle bitch. :~D


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3/26/2008 2:17:11 AM


Where is the love fly ... you've broken my heart : (


Cold, daring
No flies on me
Sorry, angel
I must take what I see


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fly on the wall

3/26/2008 2:33:54 AM


You don't have any flies on you because you're so high maintenance. :~D


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Verity

3/26/2008 6:16:08 AM


You know just lately I'm having trouble keeping up with some of the topics being aired in the Pipeline. I don't know if it's my age, geographical location, IQ or even species....anyone else struggling ?


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srm

3/26/2008 6:18:35 AM


Sometimes you just have to take the bull by the tail, and face the situation.


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fly on the wall

3/26/2008 6:21:01 AM


This one was for Steely Dan fans, Verity. The next one will be about you maybe. :~D


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srm

3/26/2008 7:30:57 AM


Actually, Tom Baker was my favourite Dr. Wu.


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Roach up your nose

3/26/2008 7:32:28 AM


I didn't loose that number ~ Ive been standin in line for days! - l@@k it's 1,292 and your still on 925!.... can I just give a quick shout to request a simple mind's song and hope one day you'll get to those crepes! :~P


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JOHN FRY

3/26/2008 8:30:04 AM


The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing

Hey Nineteen is not just a song for me, but a roadmap.


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Stegor

3/26/2008 9:23:02 AM


srm - you made me laugh out loud! Well, at least a quiet "heh!"

Verity - I'm with you on some of these esoteric threads lately. I try to keep up with what goes on here but I think you need to be seriously addicted to the Pipeline to follow some of this stuff. It seems that some of us are!

I like Steely Dan. Dr. Wu is a good song. I like Pretzel Logic too. Don't like pretzels much though. Um, shoot that's all I can come up with.


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LyinDan

3/26/2008 9:34:23 AM


I'm with Fry, Fly. Always wanted to say that. And now I have.

(Esoteric enough for ya?)


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The Man With No Band

3/26/2008 10:22:12 AM


Verity ... might I offer you this advice....

"Bury the bottle mamma, it’s grapefruit wine
Kick off your high heel sneakers, it’s party time"


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Stegor

3/26/2008 11:06:59 AM


Speaking of high heeled sneakers, two of my favorite Steely Dan lines have to do with shoes:

...Bad Sneakers and a Pina Colada, my friend
Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a
Transistor and a large sum of money to spend...

...You step upon the platform
The man gave me the news
He said you must be joking son,
Where did you get those shoes?

So what is symbolized by the recurring theme of shoes in Steely Dan's music then?

And when you throw out your gold teeth, why would they roll?


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3/26/2008 11:19:06 AM


I dunno...maybe because a man's shoes and teeth are most times symbolic of his stature ? maybe...

Did you know that "Steely Dan" was named after a dildo in William Burroughs' "Naked Lunch" ? hee


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3/26/2008 12:07:24 PM


I still can't get enough of asiaaja a zsa AajaA doh

Deacon Blues is my all time favorite
( thought I'd interject that useless piece of info )


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fly on the wall

3/26/2008 12:19:36 PM


{sings} I don't wanna do your dirty work no mo.


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JOHN FRY

3/26/2008 12:49:08 PM


Did you know? Eagles - Hotel California Lyrics They gathered for the feast They stab it with their steely knives, But they just can’t kill the beast.

Steely knives, was a shout out to Steely Dan


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3/26/2008 1:43:39 PM


You call me a fool
You say it's a crazy scheme
This one's for real
I already bought the dream
So useless to ask me why
Throw a kiss and say goodbye
I'll make it this time
I'm ready to cross that fine line

(ps to fly... thank you for posting that brilliant discussion... I think I'm gonna make a poster out of it cause I'm a geek... )

I love this part amoung others...

"Dr Wu is the narrator of the song. You see, some women tend to destroy the men who fall in love with them. The poor guys never find out 'till it's too late. Anyway, Katy tried....And I strongly suspect Dr. Wu is now using. But there is a 3rd person, the one to whom he is talking. She's a woman from his past that has come back into his life somehow. She adores him, but she is like Eponine to him. She's there for him if he would just open his eyes. "


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Duane Flock

3/26/2008 6:34:43 PM


Steely Dan is my all-time favorite group! I'm glad to see how many people can quote all of the great tunes!

Any Major Dude Will Tell You my friend that Bodhisattva on a Black Friday during the Change Of the Guard would help Kid Charlemagne with Reelin' In The Years for My Old School in Brooklyn. Only A Fool would Say That I Got The News from Josie about her Green Earrings and the Haitian Divorce plus The Royal Scam when The Razor Boy did some Dirty Work and Peg said Do It Again but Don't Take Me Alive. Hey Nineteen Babylon Sisters sang Deacon Blues to the Kings Of The World standing in Bad Sneakers, ..........but then.............we all knew it was just Pretzel Logic because Doctor Wu told Rikki Don't Lose That Number cause he needed to fix Your Gold Teeth.

Me......... well, I'm just a Midnight Cruiser

D.


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SILVERWOODSTUDIO

3/26/2008 6:50:31 PM ---- Updated 3/26/2008 6:50:31 PM


In the beginning we were told that the world was hurled----
Barrytown people got to be from another world----------------

-I can see by what you carry that you come from Barrytown!!

--------- a small town on West coast NZ

Fly that was awecome---you should be someones speech writer!

Cracka----High Maintainance?

Duane---heh heh!


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LyinDan

3/26/2008 6:58:06 PM


You guys are great. Tributing one o my main main.

I know all the chords to Deacon blues. On guitar.


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Kevin White

3/27/2008 7:01:27 AM


Wow ...

Almost Karma how many folks gathered here share this ...

The Dan was my favorite group ... but I don't go much for their current fare.

Kev-


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