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the wussiest songs of all time
Feelings
Can't Smile Without You
Sometimes When We Touch
I Love You Just The Way You Are
Total Eclipse of the Heart
Separate Ways

I'll think of more.

11/27/2008 2:44:28 AM

Maybe so, But I wish I wrote " Just the way you are" its a great Tune.... The others are a little too sappy.

11/27/2008 5:01:08 AM

"Feelings" certainly is #1 wussiest, but I bet it made the most money. I do like "Just the way you are."

Michael Bolton sang some sappy songs but I can't remember what they were. I've completely blocked them out of my mind. I really wish he would change his look. He's milked that look to death. It's just not working for him anymore. deb

11/27/2008 5:32:36 AM

I think that "Seasons In The Sun" was the worst pee pee song ever!

11/27/2008 5:40:22 AM

Angel Of The Morning

I've Never Been To Me

11/27/2008 5:56:52 AM

Acky Breaky Heart ----- makes me cringe!

11/27/2008 7:10:24 AM

Just for you PB - It's classic and passionate, not wussy at all just like the people say above ;)

11/27/2008 7:15:25 AM

It's about time I got my due. :D


Parts of that turned me on. The singer is sultry.

11/27/2008 7:24:15 AM

I can hearJust The Way You Are a well written song f'sure-but i'm not that keen on it-Its a little too smug n self-satisfied for its own good
Sometimes when We Touch and seperate ways are awful and 'Can't Smile Without You' is toe-curlingly twee (tho sometimes i like twee-but not here)

This is ultra wussy admitedly-but its genuinelly pretty and i like it..

Lady In Red by Chris De Burgh is wussy and i loathe it

I'm comfortable with my inner wuss-Songs like How Could I Fall In Love(with you?) and I Know A Good Thing could be considered wussy but thats ok ;)

11/27/2008 8:45:09 AM

ha ha...yeh Steve..but U put the 'cool' back into 'wuss'...he he

11/27/2008 9:22:45 AM

Hitchin' a Ride. wussy fer sure.the most pansy-assed tune i've
heard in my entire life.not a trace of Alpha to be seen!

there.i finaly(after all these years)got that out.

thank ya'all.

Myke

11/27/2008 10:32:08 AM

I have a song "Always (we will shine" Its wussy but I sell it :) They are not my lyrics...just my Music. I don't write wuss all that well :)

11/27/2008 11:56:34 AM

...how can anyone forget...the most wussie of songs...
by the king-pin wuss: Leo Sayer: When I Need Love.. ha ha
here's some o the lame lyrics, burned into my memory banks,
unfortunately....
When I need love
I hold out my hand
and I touch love
I never knew there
was so much love...(ok, get ready for the last
clincher line, cuz here it comes...)....

Keepin me warm night and day. (gag, gag, gag)...ha ha ha

11/27/2008 12:48:29 PM

What about Muskrat Love....what the hell was that??? Gag!

11/27/2008 2:03:33 PM

well and what about Austrian "Schlager" songs (i.e. popular music with terrible, over-saturated harmonies, just sliming down the HiFi-speakers, trumpets & violins & all the fuss)
"Heerzileeeeeeein, Du musst nicht so traaurig seeein"
(please don't read further, because here comes the translation:

"my little hearty, ya don't need to be so saaad" (with a melody compared to which the "love boat" theme sounds like trash metal)

11/27/2008 3:27:08 PM

ha ha...I think you out-done my nomination
with that one Jeff!...Muskrat Love...yuk!...ha ha

11/27/2008 5:07:15 PM

I think Donny Osmonds 'Puppy Love' can out-wuss all other loves..

Yeh i'm a meeting of ice(on) mixed with pure wuss..
Little Jimmy,Donny Osmond and Barry Manilow etc will never be a cool wussy like me Larry ;)

11/27/2008 7:32:39 PM

It's hard to beat that, Puppy Love song for pure wussie, But I do like this wussie song, Sixpence None the Richer, Kiss Me

What about for a Rock band like Foreigner to do, I Want To Know What Love Is?

11/27/2008 7:56:35 PM

OMG...forgot about Osmonds and Manilow Steve..ha ha...BUT
...howse bout Tony Orlando and Dawn?...heh heh...I must
confess tho...and I don't know the exact reason why...but I
kinda like 'Knock 3 Times'...ha ha...now I'll prepare for the firing squad!
...haha...i wonder if it's that stupid cow-bell that sucks me in?.. :D

11/27/2008 8:10:29 PM

or mebbe pat and debby boone, the beegees in their disco phase, & kenny rogers "islands in the steam."

11/27/2008 8:24:29 PM

i think we have a hands down winner nomination by
S April...Islands In The Stream...makes me wanna jump
off a bridge and cry mama mia on the way down...putridness
f-sho!...but remember, it's like a doubled barreled shot-gun
to the psyche!...cuz not only does it drip K Rogers, but I believe
it oozes Dolly Parton, correct?...oh gawd!...I be sick! :DD

11/27/2008 8:54:24 PM

Seasons in the Sun - not that terrible.

Achy Breaky - certainly cringy. I suppose that qualifies

Muskrat Love by Capt. and Tenille - definitely

Leo Sayer - Yes

Hitchin a Ride - I only remember the chorus of that one.

Puppy Love was a remake of an oldie, not sure we can count that one.

I Wanna Know What Love Is has to be on the list, sheesh I hate that song.

Don't diss Dolly!

Kenny Rogers' The Gambler is cringy but i'm not sure if it's wussy.

I can't remember Lady In Red.

I've Never Been To Me. yuck, yes

Angel in the Morning I can tolerate.

Country songs might need their own category. :D

11/27/2008 8:57:50 PM

yeah, thanks. I wrote a pretty wussy song "drivin' to monterey." the melody came first, ba ba/ ba ba ba ba/ ba ba/ ba ba ba ba....free-associating to my ol friend barbara...who later worked with wolfgang puck, the chef...way before he got wellknown...doin' lapdances...ha ha only kiddin'...

11/27/2008 9:21:38 PM

Mrs Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter - Herman's Hermits
Mandy - Barry Manilow
Diana - Paul Anka
The Way We Were - Barbara Streisand (misty water color memories???)
I Just Dropped In To See What Condition My Condition Was In - Kenny Rogers
See You In September - ?
Evergreen - Barabara Streisand (comparing love to an easy chair - ugh!)
High Hopes - Frank Sinatra (I love him but hate this song!)
Tonight's The Night - Rod Stewart ("spread your wings and let me come inside??
gee, how subtle!)

11/27/2008 9:36:24 PM

Not sure if these have been mentioned

"Afternoon Delight" Starlight Express
"Heartbeat it's a Lovebeat" Defranco Family
"Don't Give up on us" David "Hutch" Soul
"Ebony and Ivory" McCartney/Wonder
"The Girl is Mine" McCartney/Jackson


"Oh Paul, I think I told you..I'm a Lover not a Fighter"......... WUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

11/28/2008 1:54:28 PM

"Billy Don't be a Hero"
"Those Were the Days My Friend"
"The Night Chicago Died"
anything by Peter Cetera.....

11/28/2008 9:02:51 PM ---- Updated 11/28/2008 9:04:04 PM

Larree- no I mean this turkey by The Happenings,

"See You In September"

I'll be alone each and every night
While you're away, don't forget to write

Bye-bye, so long, farewell
Bye-bye, so long

See you in September
See you when the summer's through
Here we are (bye, baby, goodbye)
Saying goodbye at the station (bye, baby, goodbye)
Summer vacation (bye, baby bye, baby)
Is taking you away (bye, baby, goodbye)

Have a good time but remember
There is danger in the summer moon above
Will I see you in September
Or lose you to a summer love
(counting the days 'til I'll be with you)
(counting the hours and the minutes, too)

Bye, baby, goodbye
Bye, baby, goodbye
Bye, baby, goodbye (bye-bye, so long, farewell)
Bye, baby, goodbye (bye-bye, so long)

Have a good time but remember
There is danger in the summer moon above
Will I see you in September
Or lose you to a summer love
(I'll be alone each and every night)
(While you're away, don't forget to write)

See you (bye-bye, so long, farewell)
In September (bye-bye, so long, farewell)
I'm hopin' I'll
See you (bye-bye, so long, farewell)
In September (bye-bye, so long, farewell)
Well, maybe I'll
See you (bye-bye, so long, farewell)
In September (bye-bye, so long, farewell)



But let's not forget about "Cherish" by the Association

11/28/2008 9:19:51 PM

"Come Sail Away" by Styx is pretty wussy if you ask me. The wussiest song of all time has to be" Lips of an Angel" by Hinder. That song makes me want to shoot myself.

11/28/2008 11:34:36 PM

Manilow is a wuss..

"I write the songs" actually makes my teeth hurt.

11/29/2008 2:08:47 AM

My God, Ive just realized I'm "Wussy" wussy to the max I say

11/29/2008 7:47:56 AM

"...howse bout Tony Orlando and Dawn?...heh heh...I must
confess tho...and I don't know the exact reason why...but I
kinda like 'Knock 3 Times'"

Yeh,i actually have a sneaking affection for that too Larry lol..Its got a sunny charm about it that i just like

11/29/2008 10:45:11 AM

How about most of the crud on mainstream top40 right now!!! ....... oh wait..... that is NOT music!

Long live IAC and indies! :-D

11/29/2008 12:37:01 PM

Can't think of anything else to add; except everything I write. But if I had the wussy money they got from these wussy songs, maybe I wouldn't feel like a wussy. Whew, that sounds like Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Just passing through. Later.

11/29/2008 3:27:01 PM

I used to change around the lyrics on all of those wussie songs.......
Kinda like Wierd Al would do.

Ex: It's So Nice To Be With You
became: It's So Nice To Puke On You

Ex: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
became: 50 Ways To Bust A Rubber

Hysterically, some of that shit actually fit without changing much at all!!

D.

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