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the perfect banana
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1/28/2009 6:55:24 PM
I never wished for one second that I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener
I'm perfectly content being who I am. Get it? "Perfect"ly?
You know what I love? I love when the peel of the banana is a little questionable, has some black spots, some ruts, some dark lines that lead one to believe that it may be a flawed banana. However you can, if you're fairly familiar with bananas tell by the firm shape of a banana what may lie inside when it is peeled. I had one of those last night, and I guessed correctly about what the outcome would be. I peeled it and it was just exquisite. It was an absolutely pure and unblemished masterpiece. I thought to myself, I know a few men and a lot of women who would be amazed by the perfection of this banana. Then I remembered that I am the standard bearer for all bananas. A surge of pride overpowered me. I felt almost obligated to get out there on the town, to display my formidable shape, my endless grains of banana meat. I also felt selfish, as in "why should I share me with anyone"? I will though. The right girl is out there. The rest of the girls will have to stand in line. There are other perfect bananas at your neighborhood grocery though, however unlikely it is that you will win the banana lottery and find one.
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the perfect banana
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1/28/2009 10:30:28 PM
Boo hoo hoo, my best blog ever and nobody cared. wa-aaah
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Picky Vickie
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1/29/2009 4:04:03 AM
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I find the concept of a banana eating another banana and having sexual feelings towards it pretty gross and rather herbalistic.
Are you sugesting that we are being prejudiced or bananaist by judging you from your outward appearance. Are you really flawed Banana or are you simply putting on a flaw show? I guess I'm just flawbored by it all.
I'm sorry no-one seems to understand you or takes you seriously but you have no-one else to blame but yourself. You came on the Pipeline as yourself using your real identity 'Banana' when you should have chosen an anon like Harry Hutchinson and got a lot more credibility.
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the perfect banana
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1/29/2009 4:41:04 AM
No you misunderstand. I was discussing how a tarnished peel could still lead to a perfect banana but if you look at my picture you will see that I am also perfect on the outside, which is why most of the bunches of bananas hate me.
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Auset
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1/29/2009 8:57:08 AM
you must be an impostor... I just ate a perfect banana.
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the perfect banana
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1/29/2009 11:40:01 AM
That was my cousin Ralph.
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Auset
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1/29/2009 12:25:13 PM
come to think of it... he did have a spot or two... oh, so delectable.
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Kevin White
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1/29/2009 1:28:43 PM
"Ralph" is what happens when one eats too many imperfect bananas, Herb.
K-
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Andy Broad
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1/29/2009 5:15:57 PM
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Kev he's a fruit not a Herb! His wild cousins contains seeds, unfortunatly TPB is sterile, which is sad but I'm sure he learnt to live with it.
don't believe me?
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