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the perfect banana

4/29/2009 8:31:00 PM

Susan Boyle has a mustache and there are 653,744 singers as good as her, at least.
It's unfair that ugly artists get an unfair advantage.


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Night Krawler Blues

4/29/2009 8:35:50 PM


This is true. I agree, look at you and me. we are both ugly and look how far we have come


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Mr. Ed

4/29/2009 8:53:14 PM


Yep, they sure do.
Particularly ugly Human artists.

I don't think folks quite appreciate how difficult it can be for those of us cursed with extraordinarily stunning good looks; to be taken seriously within the entertainment industry.

We horses have a particularly difficult time of it due to the scarcity of quality parts being written for us by the human biased Hollywood screenwriters.

I can't remember the last time I was offered a part with any texture, or depth, or that required any range beyond the typical "Hay, ...look at me, I'm pulling a wagon full of beer." drivel that the industry has been mindlessly churning out for years now.

Which is why these days any serious performing animal; has most likely already abandoned the profit driven industry generated schlock in favor of the more creative performance oriented venues provided by the independent, and experimental "scenes".


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Jesse Adams

4/30/2009 1:09:31 AM


But Mr. Ed, wagons full of beer are awesome! You can come to my place whenever you like.

BTW, you seen any crazy scareCROW's around that farm of yours?


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Chris Hance

4/30/2009 11:33:21 AM


Apparantly shes never even had a banana or been ki55ed...:8


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