11/30/2008 7:51:28 AM
Guinea pigs wanted - Can't sleep ? Need to heal ?

11/30/2008 7:51:28 AM ---- Updated 11/30/2008 7:59:34 AM

Guinea pigs wanted - Can't sleep ? Need to heal ?
It would be very helpful to me if you could try either or both of my 'Guided Therapy Tracks' "The Healing Mind" and "The Sleep Switch" then let me know what effect they had on you as a listening experience and as a solution to your problem/s

As a former health professional I feel qualified and experienced enough to produce these therapeutic soundscapes. As a musician I'm confident that these mini sessions will be pleasant experiences.
The combination of sensory sonics and calming vocal presentation is the secret to the sucess of "Seeds of relaxation" the first CD from RELAXPAX

"Try this if you need to stimulate the healing process
You will find the 'SLEEP' track on my page too.

I will gladly forward either mp3 to you, free of charge, to use when required as a thank-you should you wish

xx

11/30/2008 8:07:02 AM

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11/30/2008 8:52:47 AM ---- Updated 11/30/2008 8:53:56 AM

Heh, another successful customer.....you were snoring so hard you went off the edge of the page.....damn it I knew I forgot to put the safety warning alongside.

NB DO NOT PLAY THIS WHILST DRIVING, EATING, CROSSING THE ROAD.....
OR HAVING SEX.
Thanks so much my Deary xx

11/30/2008 9:01:24 AM

I'm not supposed to sleep during sex ?! That explains allot ...

11/30/2008 9:06:06 AM ---- Updated 11/30/2008 9:07:14 AM

No, the idea is you play it when you need to suppress your partner - it actually works out cheaper than 10 pints of lager and a vindaloo - zzz

11/30/2008 9:33:15 AM

Hey can you use this for Hypnosis?

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That's odd...............
When somebody snaps thier finger, I have this uncontrollable urge to poll dance on a flag poll while farting the "Star Spangeled Banner"..................

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11/30/2008 10:00:19 AM

at first I thought this wuz a pharmaceutical infomercial...commercialism
finally invading the sacred indie territory...but it is therapeutic in nature?
Because I need LOTS of that!..heh...but sleep is something I run away
from: those tiny slices of death!....er...speaking of running away...as an
unnoticed and frequently avoided gangly (or short...depending upon your
view-point) member of the greeny, swirling mass of the Pipeline, I am
informing you not to take to heart the comment by The Great Indoors...you
see...he is running away. Yes, it's true!...and so sad (i sometimes can sense
the flooding of internet tears!), and has proclaimed his stipulation of
remaining here: 20, at least, posters to beg him to stay...which really is too
meager of a number and shows his need of therapy too, tho it be self-esteem
and not sleep therapy which he needeth (how did you like my Shakespearean
manipulation of that last word 'need'?...damn, I'm good!)...so, yes, your
therapy may not do well here, as the pipeline has turned us all into sleepless,
mind-numbing zombies hell-bent upon indie-fame, no matter what the cost!
...and yes, a few of the naughty children here belong in a Dickens novel,
forsaken run-aways in need of extra play-time, a fag, and a sixpence here
and thar...so anyway...anyone reading this (you sucka's!) and who is in
need of sleep, give 'The Sleep Switch' a listen, or, if you want to wake up
your neighbors, give our songs a listen. Fright or sleep? That IS the question!
...now...all that speaking of running away reminds me that I've got to go and
find out if The Great Indoors begging and cry-baby thread has attracted any
more participants! Who needs sleep when we have run-away drama to
keep us entertained?! ;)

11/30/2008 3:19:31 PM

The tracks work best with headphones on. I'm listening as I am typing. I'm feeling rather dozy. The composition demands you to close your eyes and feel drifty.

Wow........very powerful. I was really nodding out, when my dog started barking. The dog barking became part of the semi dream I was having.

Seriously, great work. deb

11/30/2008 10:21:01 PM ---- Updated 11/30/2008 10:23:37 PM

Thanks all, some interesting, funny and varied responses there. Debbie, that was really useful feedback, thanks and I'm definitely sending you a free download - I'll be in touch, I think I have another track that you'll find even more effective - I'm holding this one back from the general public but I'd love your opinion.

PS I wonder if anyone has tried the 'Healing' track yet or are you all really healthy :)

12/1/2008 4:05:04 AM

Yes I tried it. I listened to them both twice with headphones on. They are excellent. Thank you for your generosity. I would love a download. deb

12/8/2008 3:19:54 AM

Do I recognize that voice from the Golden Kayak Awards ceremony ?

DK's mum

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