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1/30/2021 6:52:46 PM
the best song I've ever done?

12/26/2020 12:59:09 PM
Bookmark this for a rainy day.

11/3/2020 7:07:45 AM
This monumental day is crying out for this old FT song.

10/22/2020 11:41:52 AM
Keith Jarrett confronts a future without the piano

10/13/2020 10:28:21 PM
new songs by Stevie Wonder!!

8/4/2020 10:11:04 PM
words and germs and songwriting

8/1/2020 8:40:41 PM
Is it possible to awaken the numb?

7/23/2020 8:37:08 PM
Women are the future of the world.

7/23/2020 5:28:39 PM
Women are the future of the world.

7/14/2020 4:54:24 PM
some songs take many years to gestate

7/9/2020 4:39:42 PM
taking on a rather daunting musical project

6/28/2020 2:14:36 AM
It's like it was all pretty much meant to happen

6/27/2020 10:54:34 AM
Bob Dylan and Neil Young top UK album charts.

6/4/2020 10:41:23 AM
John Lennon - a spokesman for our times

6/1/2020 11:55:32 AM
Courtney Love finally confesses to killing Kurt Cobain

5/27/2020 11:22:42 AM
How's your energy level in these times?

4/30/2020 8:52:29 PM
Ever have a song you just couldn't do right?

4/28/2020 10:05:46 PM
Let's see, should I drink Clorox or work on music today?

4/13/2020 1:25:48 PM
using synthesizers to play brass parts

4/3/2020 12:19:24 PM
RIP Bill Withers

3/31/2020 4:21:19 AM
this ought to be a good time to work on music

3/28/2020 6:27:29 PM
when the singer takes over the crowd

3/27/2020 6:26:25 AM
Bob Dylan releases first new song in 8 years

3/12/2020 4:02:50 PM
masterpiece songs

2/25/2020 9:07:45 AM
I came up with a new name for what we do

2/22/2020 2:55:47 PM
soul situations

2/21/2020 8:02:13 AM
inspiration on the fly

1/1/2020 2:03:27 AM
very Happy New Year from the actual Father Time!

12/29/2019 10:05:35 AM
How much of your true personality do you show online?

12/21/2019 1:20:37 PM
one of the absolute best things about indie music

12/10/2019 11:22:07 AM
the importance of lyrics

12/4/2019 3:11:37 AM
How do you work on songs?

11/9/2019 4:33:14 PM
any fans of Kanye West here?

10/17/2019 9:37:12 PM
If you could eat dinner with any 4 people, alive or dead, who would you pick?

10/3/2019 10:30:37 AM
New single by The Who

9/21/2019 1:26:59 PM
songs that fill you with joy

9/12/2019 10:28:42 AM
How much is your music part of your identity?

9/5/2019 11:03:44 AM

9/3/2019 3:05:25 PM
What's your favorite line of lyric you've ever written

9/1/2019 7:00:21 AM
artistry vs. the attention span dilemma

8/29/2019 2:34:20 AM
Music is the only thing..

3/23/2019 11:47:25 AM
I am no artist.

3/12/2019 6:57:00 PM
finding the right chord

2/25/2019 2:57:59 PM
Rock and roll is unfair

2/19/2019 9:45:34 AM
my new songs are flowin' like tequila

2/14/2019 8:54:38 AM
Guitar solos don't have to be fast to be really cool

2/9/2019 10:18:40 AM
Most people don't care about music anymore

1/15/2019 2:07:19 PM
RIP Carol Channing

1/1/2019 8:39:13 AM
I love indie music.

10/27/2018 6:48:25 AM
the value of being the new guy

10/17/2018 1:42:47 PM
I actually wrote a new song

10/6/2018 10:02:52 AM
more crap

9/25/2018 5:26:27 PM
just personal stuff

2/21/2018 1:19:18 AM
the key to a happy life

2/12/2018 4:07:53 PM
Are you working on anything musical?

2/10/2018 5:18:18 PM
What do you think of this quote - agree or disagree?

2/9/2018 11:28:38 AM
What happened on Feb 9th?

1/31/2018 1:47:11 PM
somebody asked me a question

1/27/2018 11:05:07 AM
This is our time.

1/23/2018 7:27:15 AM
Neil Diamond has Parkinsons, retires from performing

1/18/2018 5:31:28 PM
the day no one had anything to say

1/17/2018 5:55:12 PM
comic books

1/15/2018 6:23:48 PM
IMPeccable Radio plays 24/7

1/13/2018 2:17:24 PM
Everybody excited about the GK Awards show Sunday night?

1/11/2018 11:47:32 PM
when Led Zep met the King

1/5/2018 5:08:04 PM
What are your musical goals for 2018?

1/3/2018 9:44:48 AM
Spotify sued for billions

1/1/2018 7:12:58 AM
Happy New Year from Father Time himself..

12/19/2017 8:22:01 AM
Name 10 songs you wish you had written

12/15/2017 7:53:23 AM
Music is the cure

12/14/2017 1:30:29 PM
Anybody have any idea what the end of net neutrality will mean to IMP?

12/12/2017 8:08:49 AM
The story behind one of my songs.

12/9/2017 2:35:23 PM
What do you think is the greatest earworm, the catchiest song of all time?

12/8/2017 6:11:04 AM
I added a bunch of newer songs to IMPeccable Radio

12/7/2017 3:22:03 PM
Will killing Net Neutrality hurt indies?

12/6/2017 8:36:14 AM
my music career

12/5/2017 9:43:37 PM
that glossy look in their eyes..

12/4/2017 3:32:09 PM
RIP Ian McLagen

12/4/2017 9:26:07 AM
the GK nominations are kind of lacking lately, c'mon peeps

12/4/2017 7:06:46 AM
Is it ever too late to change?

12/3/2017 2:59:35 PM
Holiday brainwashing

12/3/2017 2:58:09 PM
What was the greatest day of your life?

12/1/2017 4:30:57 PM
Neil Young changed online music forever today

11/29/2017 5:05:16 PM
the sex police state

11/29/2017 4:26:38 AM
an indie I ran into on facebook lets loose with his frustrations, what do you think of his vantage point?

11/28/2017 9:54:57 PM
Neil Young concert streaming on facebook Dec 1st at 8:00

11/21/2017 9:50:42 PM
RIP David Cassidy

11/21/2017 5:49:34 AM

11/17/2017 1:11:48 PM
Thanks a lot, Verity!

11/17/2017 7:06:24 AM
I confess

11/16/2017 1:59:39 PM
some thoughts on your Golden Kayak nominations

11/9/2017 4:27:56 AM
I was a little down tonight so I..

11/9/2017 2:43:07 AM
Not that anybody gives a crap, but..

11/6/2017 12:01:02 PM
my concert is cancelled

11/4/2017 9:16:51 AM
new Neil Young song that is pretty amazing..

11/3/2017 4:13:22 AM
songs about honesty

10/28/2017 11:32:39 AM

10/26/2017 7:16:18 PM
Is it worthwhile doing a full-length record anymore?

10/25/2017 4:03:24 PM
RIP Fats Domino

10/25/2017 2:43:52 AM
Should artists continue to promote their older material?

10/23/2017 10:05:45 PM
new item on the front page

10/22/2017 2:00:10 AM
we made a site fix.

10/20/2017 3:19:34 PM
a big event

10/18/2017 9:37:30 PM
Ageism and Sexism are just as bad as the other isms.

10/17/2017 10:42:04 AM
Is this one of the keys to Francesca's success here?

10/17/2017 9:59:48 AM
How many here listen to IMP on their phones and devices?

10/13/2017 3:32:01 AM
Come one, come all, line up to read my latest blog

10/12/2017 7:31:16 AM
Eminem revolutionizes hiphop at the BET hiphop awards.

10/12/2017 7:15:13 AM
Who is the indie walrus?

10/11/2017 1:13:25 PM
Most folks see me as a rock-and-roller, but..

10/7/2017 3:14:42 PM
video festival

10/6/2017 11:51:34 AM
Stupid facebook.

10/3/2017 3:39:43 AM
300 million

10/2/2017 4:04:07 PM
RIP Tom Petty :(

9/29/2017 3:02:43 AM
The incredible, shocking Facebook code I was amazingly lucky to crack

9/28/2017 4:42:12 PM
I want to change social media.

9/27/2017 8:28:54 PM
A demo for a new love song, does this have any potential do ya think?

9/27/2017 5:52:56 PM
Don't try to tell me I'm old.

9/26/2017 5:59:24 AM
Neil Young's acceptance speech for the Canadian Songwriters Hall of Fame a few days ago

9/25/2017 1:04:33 AM
The MonaLisa Twins raise their game even further with totally new swingin' 3D Single!!

9/18/2017 11:26:52 AM
You got a brand new car but you're still livin' with your mother

9/13/2017 12:45:12 AM
"Maybe the guitar is over." - Eric Clapton

9/12/2017 2:29:01 PM
If you had to pick 3 bands or acts to be the only music you could listen to, who would they be?

9/8/2017 11:07:27 PM
Ever been lovesick?

8/30/2017 5:43:22 PM
Tell us about the new song(s) you're working on.

8/22/2017 12:55:58 AM
There aren't as many protest songs as there used to be.

8/20/2017 2:07:02 PM
RIP Jerry Lewis

8/18/2017 4:32:24 PM
All purpose NFL and college Football thread

8/17/2017 11:35:00 PM
Repairing Willie Nelson's guitar

8/14/2017 12:48:35 PM
My absolute favorite Stevie Wonder song!

8/8/2017 7:18:20 PM
RIP Glen Campbell (who has a page at IMP)

7/22/2017 4:36:06 PM

7/19/2017 8:37:12 PM
Critique my domain site, anybody?

7/18/2017 12:19:08 AM
Identity crisis, anyone?

7/16/2017 11:22:25 AM
Good stories about your songs

7/15/2017 12:32:48 PM
a band called Sweet

7/15/2017 12:15:48 PM
the technological gods know the truth

7/14/2017 1:11:10 PM
What's your favorite line of lyric you ever wrote?

7/10/2017 7:06:41 PM
What's the craziest thing you've ever done in the name of art?

6/30/2017 11:35:16 AM
Everybody has one song that they feel got underappreciated, one that deserved more love, right?

6/28/2017 8:41:50 AM
Who is the best artist in the world from 2000 to 2017?

6/26/2017 10:22:26 AM
the joy of a simple song

6/24/2017 9:55:35 PM
the price you pay

6/15/2017 9:50:25 AM
Yoko pushing and receiving songwriting credit for Imagine is really lame imo.

6/2/2017 4:18:36 PM
Do you consider yourself musically versatile?

5/29/2017 1:24:41 PM
Wonder Woman Schmunder Woman

5/28/2017 4:39:33 PM
here's a cool site for music lovers

5/27/2017 4:39:21 PM
Pipeline Bad Boys

5/24/2017 4:28:54 PM
Does video obscure the music?

5/22/2017 6:08:34 AM
in the jingle jangle mornin'

5/17/2017 11:16:13 AM
Coming clean.

5/16/2017 7:03:19 AM
Would you consider yourself well-adjusted?

5/5/2017 12:12:53 PM
Few ever stand back to see the big picture.

4/29/2017 11:59:18 PM
Even I don't care anymore what's been goin' on with me

4/20/2017 2:02:11 AM
When did headphones kill stereos?

4/18/2017 3:47:48 AM
I can't believe how shamelessly this jackass Harry Styles ripped off Badfinger.

4/16/2017 3:48:53 AM
The greatest love that never was

4/15/2017 2:43:46 PM
Is it sexist to call somebody sweetie?

4/12/2017 4:53:28 PM
I am coming to hate large corporations.

4/11/2017 10:34:31 PM
Corporate Search Engine bullshit is getting me down

4/11/2017 8:01:10 AM
facebook facts - sometimes your illusions can f you up.

4/9/2017 9:38:31 PM
Catch up on the news on the political pipeline

4/9/2017 4:55:39 AM
Music is obsolete

4/6/2017 4:45:41 PM
Don Rickles RIP

4/6/2017 12:26:52 AM
insidious tunes

3/29/2017 8:37:51 AM
Do you consider yourself a rebel?

3/26/2017 3:48:30 PM
Do nothing to dilute the strength of the final vision.

3/23/2017 11:31:53 AM
a crucial note to all songwriters

3/23/2017 1:17:15 AM
Trump is going down and it ain't gonna be pretty.

3/22/2017 3:32:44 AM
Does the "internet law of proximity" suppress the progress of indies in their quest to make something happen?

3/15/2017 6:16:10 PM
If you heard a song as great as your favorite Beatles hit coming from an indie, what would you do?

3/13/2017 4:56:15 PM
How often?

3/6/2017 5:12:33 AM
My new blog is fiction, in the bizarro world. In other words it's realer than your mom.

3/5/2017 2:43:56 PM
new news about Sgt. Pepper ?

3/5/2017 1:34:20 PM
my first new release since like July

3/5/2017 3:19:20 AM
Anybody here see the movie Whiplash?

3/4/2017 2:28:01 AM
Elton says American radio is ageist.

3/3/2017 4:50:33 PM
songs you wrote with interesting lyrics

2/25/2017 3:57:27 PM
I'm a rock star

2/11/2017 10:40:08 AM
Will IMP usher in the next Beatlemania?

2/9/2017 12:34:49 PM
Happy Birthday Carole King

2/8/2017 8:24:24 AM
Sacred songs.

2/8/2017 6:40:14 AM
I'm a man without a country right now.

2/7/2017 6:33:56 PM
February 7th, the day the Beatles arrived in America

2/7/2017 12:47:56 PM
Do you mind it when songs have the F word in them?

2/6/2017 6:42:26 PM
About the precious kind of internet denizen who avoids clicking links like they're germ-infected.

2/6/2017 4:34:16 PM
Is this the worst record of all time?

2/6/2017 5:25:04 AM
I'll take rock over that GaGa pop slop any day of the week.

2/5/2017 7:41:58 AM
Listening to music in your car

2/4/2017 11:41:29 AM
What's the max age for new rock stars?

2/4/2017 1:36:34 AM
a big plug for..

2/3/2017 1:33:20 AM
new blog about free speech

2/2/2017 12:22:23 PM
Respect and disrespect

1/31/2017 1:23:46 PM

1/29/2017 5:34:27 AM
another new, purgin' blog, hop on the crazy train

1/27/2017 11:40:40 PM
What's your relationship with the world of social media?

1/27/2017 7:09:01 AM
Every Dog Has His Day - My Conversation with Bob Dylan

1/27/2017 2:19:24 AM
looking for Celtic sounding songs today?

1/23/2017 7:18:38 PM
an indie song that never fails to make me happy

1/21/2017 9:00:23 AM
The women's rally is live now, watch it, it's unbelievably great.

1/21/2017 6:22:27 AM
This song goes out to all the women marching today

1/20/2017 12:21:39 PM
Isn't it strange remembering the music moments of your life? These all happened in a car.

1/18/2017 1:29:54 AM
Trent Reznor speaks out about today's artists, I like what he said.

1/15/2017 4:20:12 PM
IMPeccable Radio runs 24/7, 365, all indie, all the time, all you folks.

1/15/2017 1:31:34 PM
Turn on, the show is rolling!

1/13/2017 4:38:19 AM
confessions of a man who may have a plan

1/8/2017 9:14:04 PM
Meryl Streep just showed at the Golden Globes why artists need to be political

1/5/2017 2:49:15 PM
Bob Dylan accepted my friend request.

1/1/2017 6:30:31 AM
the sexist world

12/23/2016 4:19:41 PM
I had what seems like an amazing artistic breakthru today

12/23/2016 11:08:03 AM
Bubblegum for a New Era

12/19/2016 2:10:42 PM
It's only a rumor.

12/14/2016 9:30:01 PM
Get your inspiration right here.

12/8/2016 2:17:18 AM
RIP John Lennon

12/4/2016 1:17:07 AM
uh oh, he's back on his horse

11/20/2016 8:46:15 AM
When did you first know that you were cool?

11/19/2016 8:25:01 AM
Beatles break-up letter from John to Paul and Linda sells for big bucks at auction

11/2/2016 6:38:20 PM
See a 3D exhibit of Bob Dylan's paintings

10/29/2016 11:10:22 AM
Take some time and listen to my whole page

10/28/2016 5:34:17 PM
Dylan accepts Nobel Prize and says he will show up to claim it.

10/27/2016 1:19:40 AM
Spotify says genres are out, videos are in, and your tempo run gets a playlist

10/26/2016 12:34:33 PM
Obama and Hillary to release secret government info about UFOs and aliens

10/23/2016 7:22:23 PM
Neil Young and Metallica play Mr. Soul at Bridge Concert

10/13/2016 6:45:01 AM
Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize in literature

10/7/2016 12:19:13 PM
my alltime favorite bass line in a song

10/6/2016 2:21:47 PM
video clip from first new Stones record in over a decade just released

10/4/2016 11:14:25 AM
Joni Mitchell Tribute Thread

10/3/2016 11:59:04 AM
magical soul music

9/27/2016 9:59:45 AM

9/23/2016 6:48:18 AM
a complex, totally epic song by an underrated band

9/10/2016 1:39:10 PM
Smells Like Teen Spirit was released 25 years ago today.

9/8/2016 6:58:26 PM
Kim Jung[Un bans sarcasm

8/27/2016 12:14:25 PM
Love To Rock Ya

8/22/2016 10:32:36 PM
So was your summer as good as you had hoped?

8/11/2016 5:43:56 AM
I saw Sir Paul in concert last night!

8/8/2016 6:30:52 AM
Does your mind have to be in a certain state to work on music?

8/2/2016 4:25:20 AM
how to use a station in a self-promotional way.

7/31/2016 4:03:58 PM
a new indie paradigm about what constitutes a new song

7/27/2016 5:59:17 AM
Mariah Carey will only enter a restaurant if her own music is playing!

7/23/2016 5:54:18 AM
a brand new song about my sista Eve

7/15/2016 4:38:44 AM
Prayers are not working.

7/13/2016 11:28:09 AM
well I have something really cool to report

7/10/2016 6:02:30 AM
old songs with magical melodies

7/8/2016 8:13:18 AM
I'm having a crappy assed summer

7/7/2016 7:41:06 AM
What's your standard for what you consider original music?

7/5/2016 10:02:56 AM
Do you want everyone to like you?

7/4/2016 4:38:03 AM
Starting over again, that's what artists do.

7/3/2016 6:27:27 AM
I was at that concert..

6/24/2016 4:34:35 PM
I have found the perfect gimmick for my music career.

6/23/2016 5:09:26 PM
I wish this woulda been me.

6/23/2016 5:03:44 PM
Led Zep wins.

6/23/2016 8:35:21 AM
When The Bubble Bursts

6/22/2016 11:13:57 PM
Maybe the 60s have finally come back after all this time.

6/18/2016 4:37:40 AM
intros to songs you like and you're not even sure why

6/15/2016 8:44:48 AM
You Tube hates my guts.

6/15/2016 7:46:15 AM
No Way To Say Goodbye

6/14/2016 9:09:49 PM
Father Time's iPod

6/14/2016 9:37:45 AM
Destroying the 2nd Amendment

6/12/2016 9:38:54 PM
What's your favorite Beach Boys song?

6/9/2016 9:31:49 PM
I got tickets to see McCartney

6/5/2016 9:58:09 AM
Karen Carpenter

6/3/2016 2:19:15 PM
on Muhammed Ali

6/3/2016 8:24:20 AM
Reading this put a big grin on my face

5/30/2016 12:27:46 PM
Do bad encounters on the internet stop you in your tracks?

5/29/2016 6:30:50 PM
Spotify is deeply anti artist.

5/29/2016 8:56:11 AM
I'm changing my signature song

5/26/2016 9:47:08 PM
Good and evil finally clash for real.

5/26/2016 7:26:07 PM
There's no scientific proof for this

5/26/2016 10:35:57 AM
My new musical goal. I want to be on a postage stamp.

5/21/2016 5:15:42 PM
paging Lyin Dan

5/19/2016 11:24:51 AM
I had an absolutely crazy idea this morning

5/19/2016 4:01:01 AM
How much do you believe of what the media says?

5/8/2016 8:51:54 AM
Can a song be important?

5/6/2016 6:35:32 AM
Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl

4/27/2016 8:34:47 AM
sail me like a wild wind blowin'

4/26/2016 7:22:24 PM
Old music is outselling new music for the first time in history

4/24/2016 5:53:18 PM
post a video of a song you think everybody could stand for hearin'

4/23/2016 10:43:41 PM
and the boss says..

4/22/2016 2:43:22 AM
Prince - came in as a censored pariah, leaves as a public icon

4/19/2016 5:47:29 PM
Dare to be creative

4/19/2016 8:41:05 AM
My public image is about to take a huge hit.

4/19/2016 2:37:30 AM
songs where the video makes it harder to enjoy the song

4/18/2016 6:01:43 AM
Is the rock and roll mentality in society fading out?

4/17/2016 12:41:05 PM
this song moves me

4/15/2016 1:27:10 PM
Coachella working on concert including McCartney, Stones, Waters. Dylan and Neil Young

4/15/2016 6:29:45 AM
Name 5 things that are weird about you.

4/15/2016 2:12:16 AM
when your own songs don't sound like you no more

4/15/2016 1:37:54 AM
Flea does bass version of National Anthem

4/9/2016 12:29:39 PM
an update on my music..

4/4/2016 8:51:23 AM
my attempt at recording my own folk standard

4/3/2016 10:59:40 AM
What does Dark Side of the Moon mean to you?

4/2/2016 9:46:13 AM
Michael, Row The Boat Ashore

4/1/2016 3:15:30 PM
sometimes I wonder f the muse itself is more responsible for great music than the actual artist

4/1/2016 3:00:28 PM
just an update to let ya all know what I've been working on

4/1/2016 5:07:21 AM
If you set out to make the greatest record of all time and succeeded, would anybody realize it?

3/31/2016 8:52:42 AM
She is the queen

3/31/2016 2:43:51 AM
Did you ever look at your past residences on Google Earth?

3/29/2016 8:24:31 AM
I knew this before but it became all too clear yesterday

3/27/2016 12:22:27 AM
top "Billboard 200" artists of all time

3/25/2016 8:36:44 AM
BEATLESEX covers an FT song and this one has Elvis the King overtones

3/23/2016 2:41:23 PM
Ever lose a set of lyrics that mattered to ya?

3/23/2016 8:27:11 AM
When Musical Titans Collide :) (Lesley covers an FT song)

3/22/2016 2:22:41 PM
on jazz

3/19/2016 9:05:59 AM
Hurray for me, I recorded some tracks today!

3/19/2016 7:24:50 AM
If you could sit down to a meal with 4 music artists in all history, who would you choose

3/19/2016 7:22:25 AM
Is this the best soul song since 1980

3/18/2016 2:04:22 PM

3/18/2016 1:14:12 PM
chasing the fire

3/18/2016 5:29:27 AM
It Comes When It Comes

3/8/2016 8:40:30 PM
RIP George Martin

3/7/2016 8:48:40 PM
unusual love songs

3/7/2016 2:09:22 PM
What are your side hobbies?

3/2/2016 8:33:29 AM
The day the fab four played a gig to 18 people

3/2/2016 8:28:33 AM
Here's Dylan at his absolute coolest.

3/1/2016 1:43:16 PM
Rust Never Sleeps

2/26/2016 3:53:26 PM
the big 4 are..

2/25/2016 3:43:34 PM
the ultimate showdown between Smart America and Stupid America

2/22/2016 2:36:11 PM
a true story

2/18/2016 2:39:43 AM
IMP late night club

2/12/2016 11:07:27 AM
Did choreographed dance moves kill rock?

2/11/2016 12:10:28 AM
66% of Republicans voting in New Hampshire support not allowing muslims in the country.

2/8/2016 12:46:14 PM
I wish there weren't any Super Bowl halftime shows

2/7/2016 12:06:19 AM
Is this a tour de force performance or what ??!

2/6/2016 3:41:30 AM
the most unbelievable moment I ever experienced at a concert

2/5/2016 1:54:06 PM
Which genre is better music?

1/31/2016 6:09:52 PM
the making of Bohemian Rhapsody

1/31/2016 8:23:35 AM
Amy Winehouse

1/30/2016 7:14:08 PM
Sign this petition to arrest Rick Snyder for poisoning the water in Flint Michigan

1/29/2016 9:00:18 PM
Brian Wilson hears somebody covering one of his songs..

1/27/2016 12:20:07 PM
What is your signature song if you had to pick one?

1/25/2016 1:46:46 PM
details on Brian Wilson's upcoming Pet Sounds tour

1/24/2016 8:02:04 AM
name some small things that make you happy in life

1/23/2016 10:53:53 PM
George Martin pays a visit to Brian Wilson

1/23/2016 8:20:43 AM
David Bowie's top 25 albums, care to share yours?

1/19/2016 10:56:45 AM
What do you think about the Oscars boycott?

1/15/2016 12:11:21 AM
a songwriter's dream

1/14/2016 7:27:37 PM
This is just spectacular, in my opinion

1/11/2016 1:05:04 PM
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Father Time

10/5/2015 7:01:30 AM

I hate the attitude "I've seen it all"

It's so hard to excite people these days with anything, that's why the stupid shit rises to the top, like Trump and Miley Cyrus. Anything that's actually honestly good gets the tiniest nod imaginable. People feel obligated to acknowledge those actual good things but they really only drool over utter crap that's created to go directly for their pituitary glands. I have a new band record that's coming out shortly that is organically intense, but I'm almost fucking positive the only way I'll get people to care about it is if I stick out my tongue a lot.

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Hop On Pop

10/5/2015 7:24:25 AM ---- Updated 10/5/2015 7:24:36 AM

Same old complaints.

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Father Time

10/5/2015 7:30:52 AM

good example

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10/5/2015 8:02:00 AM

No kiddin'. Sticking out your tongue? That works? I should try that. I've tried just about any and everything else I can think of.

All I really know to do is rage against the mediocrity. To what end I know not.

You do touch upon a point though, and it is a concern to anyone with a brain.
This dumbing down of society.

Miley Cyrus must know she sucks, so she made a porno film of herself.
Sure she did, I've seen it. Nothing left to the imagination.
She even did a naked version of one of her videos...
It's a brave new idiocracy.

Actually her voice isn't all that bad, I don't think much of her material.
The porno film wasn't bad really either, but I hate that Justin Beiber haircut.

As for "I've seen it all"... wow... I've seen stuff I never expected to see,
that's for sure. Sometimes I suspect by now I've seen all the fun stuff, all the good stuff, and the rest is all a big yawn and fart downhill... but I try to keep making
records that excite me. Even if I make so many of 'em I forget how it goes
by the next morning when I release it.

Just did one, yesterday, same thing happened this morning,
'How's that go again?'

The intro kicked in like a stampede of elephants, scared the hell out of me.
Sounded okay though, so I put it out.
It's called "I Can't Find The Time"...

Oh, I haven't put it out here yet. I should do that.

God Bless, Much Love, ~Lesley Jane


No, Ladies & Gentlemen, I have no plans to do any porno films,
and you can skip thanking me, it's implied by the very sun in the sky.

God Help Us All.

Hey, Scott there's your answer, Get Miley to appear on your album. Naked.

All we can do that I can think of about combating the dumbdown of society,
is rail against it in whatever way we can.

Maybe try to write more clever songs or something...

I really don't know.
Okay I'm gonna go put out my record now before I forget I came to do that.


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Richard Scotti

10/5/2015 10:23:47 AM

If you are so certain that your record is great - go and hire someone with the promotional skills to pitch it to the right people. Have vids made of the best songs and
post them on You Tube. If you really have the goods you have to invest as much money in the selling of them as in the making of them. Artists are not good salespeople. That's why they hire experts to finish the job of getting the product into the hands of the consumers. You've done your job. Hire help.

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Father Time

10/5/2015 12:07:04 PM

Well Richard, that's a constructive idea for sure, thing is though any extra money goes to my household to keep us rollin'.

Lesley, I've got a song called Tryin to Find the Time, maybe if you put yours up I'll put mine up, it hasn't been online for years.

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Noah Spaceship

10/5/2015 1:05:24 PM

Didn't your mommy teach you not to get hopes up like that?
Yet, again, my friend, you are headed straight and true for disappointment.
You are not allowed to judge the merits of your art. But if you do choose to go down that road and prematurely call out the stupid people who will inevitably not like it before you even release it,.. Well do you see the problem.

You have baited anyone who chooses to not align with your sentiments with your hate of their claim to having experienced life.

I suggest you do some fucking meditation, find a happy place, and be cool with whatever the fuck happens.

The people who love you don't deserve to watch you self destruct.

If you like your album, good. Chill out in the preemptive attack on those who may not.

You are not the only artist who thinks they are Jesus.

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Father Time

10/5/2015 1:18:09 PM

I wish my mommy had taught me not to get my hopes up.

but I take exception to most of your comments, as well meaning as they might be. :D

First of all, I have no hopes of anything good happening. I only have belief in myself.

I wasn't calling people stupid (in advance) for not liking it. I was calling them stupid (in advance) for being in a state where they couldn't possibly be receptive.

Thirdly, this is my happy place. ha Why? Because I'm deeply satisfied with how the thang turned out.

Fourthly, when I vent about issues as effectively as I did in my OP, to call that self-destructing is outrageous. I'd call it flowing rather nicely, thank you.

This is no time for chilling.

I don't think I'm Jesus, I think my new band is a supahgroup, that's all.

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Noah Spaceship

10/5/2015 1:32:13 PM

I'm glad know me well enough to know I am half fucking with you.

Cheers, I hope it received well, my friend.

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10/6/2015 8:28:24 AM

Little Time, Don't Get Your Hopes Up. Love, Mother

Artists Who Think They Are Jesus.

Okay, you tell me everybody...

Why, the fuck, hasn't somebody, made a station here called THAT yet?

I'll step right the hell up to that bar.
Only, I don't think I'm Jesus.

No, talk to me once you KNOW You're Fucking Jesus.
Then the next round's on me, Kids.

And I still don't know what to do. But, I do it well.
Had a song, total throwaway that I just put out,

and I just noticed Future Timeline Grown Up Time Guy,

(just my way of putting it, Mother of all came before Father of anything
truth be told and some of us actually know it, don't envy us, trust me there)

also has a time oriented song out, which, you put out,
because I put out mine? Fuck. Stop doing that. I'll fall in love with you
like a stupid cowbitch, and it'll be terribly embarrassing for the both of us.
And nauseating as hell for everybody else.

What IS it to think you're Jesus anyway?

Fuck if I know. I just feel like I'm the only idiot with half a brain
and therefore it's pretty much up to me, because the rest
of the human race is drooling on itself and needs its diaper changed.

And Mother Is Fucking Busy, change your own damned diaper
you stupid already grown up and still gagagoogoo world.

Yeah, I'm a career girl. You can tell right?
And I have an odd approach to that.

"Epic Fail"---that killed me, sideways. I'm still laughing about it.

Even when I pull a total throwaway out of my ass, THAT gets on a station.
Described by some Mystery Person as:

"words cannot adequately describe..."

which means only one thing that I know of.

They hate the song, but they somehow like the song,
and therefore hate themselves for liking it, but still need to put it on
a station. When the author herself admits it to be a total throwaway.

You make as many records as I do, and Ladies & Gentlemen,
by now I just fart the bastards, and yes, some of 'em sound it too...

well, sometimes you hit it sometimes not so much...

but even so...

if you were gonna call out a song for being up its own ass,
you would have called out my ALJ record before that,
"Chat About Jesus". In which I (for like the fortyseventh time in my career)
brazenly and boldly Declare myself, Lesley Jane, to be, Ta-DA! Jesus!

But that's cohesively still a better record, and I get it,
you don't wanna draw attention to the crazy lady saying she's Jesus.

I get it. It's okay. Mummy will still sing you to sleep and tuck you children in.

And then I'll go grab a frozen leg of lamb and beat your father
upside the head for leaving me pregnant at the altar.

Odd relationship.

Not pretty how you all got here, leave it at that.

Okay what else.

Have you considered Mr Time,
calling your Debut Album,

The Best Fucking Debut Album Ever, No, Fuck YOU.


I'd go with that one. Just color it all in to begin with.

Yeah yeah you all think you're Jesus.

Next round's on me for the next idiot who knows it.

So far, got that topped.

See, I actually have no bloody idea under the sun what I'm doing.
Only, the difference between me and everybody else is,
I get admitting that immediately out of the way.

I'm just thrilled I can open my mouth, make a noise,
turn the dials, make it a record, and stand here like the Queen of Sheba.

Adore Me.

Or not. See if I care.

God Bless, Much Love, ~Lesley Jane

Yeah I like that one, Scott.

The Best Debut Album Ever, No, Fuck YOU.

Why be that damned nice? What the fuck did that ever get you?

I have to say, I was nice.. Started out the Sweetest Little Girl in the World...

Left to Her Own Devices, even a girl such as that,
looks around her, sees what's going on, gets a clue or two....

"OH! I get it. I'm on Planet ASSHOLE. OKAYYY."

I like myself way way more now.

I do.

I love you all. This is also true.

And if you only knew how disgustingly literal that is, you'd go hurl.

You would. I'd have to wait while you did it. GARRGGG.

It would be Horkorama.

And okay I guess all this noise I just made got your attention a bit.

So here it is your moment of Zen.

"Fuck you. It's My World Too."

Keep saying that until you realize what it means.

You are all made in My IMAGE.

Which means, you know squat, and you still own it. Whatever.

Yes, I'm both Father and Mother, so anyone who thinks they're me,
Good Luck with that you poor confused bastard...

And yes, that's how you all got here.

One day, I decided "Hey, you know...? I think I'll go Fuck Myself."


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10/6/2015 8:57:40 AM


Scott. Now don't make Mummy give you a lecture in front of all these people.

You are not a loser.

Or, at least I'm going to clarify the shit out of what that term even means.

But no, I don't think you're a loser. It's a very relative term, loser.
Just 'cause Donald Trump is rich as fuck with a propeller beanie on,
and stands there rattling off 'loser' like it's a hundred dollar tip...

Yes, I just heard your Time song,
(I've got a lot of time songs, the first album BEATLESEX
put out on MP3.com was "This Time Around"...

which also had on that album "From Time To Time"
and "Time And Again"... and if you recognize the significance of
those titles, and can tell me, I will be way impressed...

(I doubt anyone in the world'd guess it though, you'd have to be
very well read)

"Trying To Find The Time"....

what a sweet and unassuming song. I loved it.

My time song, the recent one, what the hell was it? I Can't Find The Time.
Yes, brilliant throwaway cacophony, is... well, it's the other side of the coin.

Yours is "can't find the time, and feel like shit, it's all my fault"
Mine is "can't find the time, but look at me enjoying myself not giving a
good goddamned whether I have the time or not, I own it anyway,
big dumb stupid and doomed world that it is."

Yes, and you see yet?

You title it that....

The Best Debut Album Ever, No, Fuck YOU....

you really don't have to stick out your tongue much.

I think mine (I Can't Find The Time) ended up on a station,
even one called Epic Fail... (even when I fail, it's fucking Epic, I love me, Smooch
she said to her nearest hand)

because, I really do go all in,

even if it's not a song about much of anything that I know of.

I learned a basic axiom of life.

I'll now share it so as not to be a total bitch.

Life is not about waiting for the rain to stop.
Because that never happens, Duh.
Life is about Learning To Dance In The Rain.
Free. Happy. Like Wild Drunken Rabbits. WhooHooo.

Even if I make a throwaway record.... I do so with Gusto.

Chimbala, Friend, Chimbala....


About this whole label slap happy world, and the term 'loser'...

Scott, I could smack you, Son.

You're not a loser.

You Run The Coolest Indie Music Site, Period.

What. You don't know that.
Seriously. You want Mummy to embarrass you? Wake up now!

This is a Very Cool Place.
This Place, IMP, has the potential for Greatness Beyond
Anyone's (including yours apparently said the know it all bitch) Expectations.

All we have to do, the lot of us,
is keep shining brighter than all the Leading Brands....

Which isn't terribly hard, because all the Leading Brands are Whale Doodies.

And we all know this.

Look.... put it in simpler terms, maybe you'll get it.

Everybody eats lunch, or wants to.

Where to go?

I hear there's this INCREDIBLE Burger place just down the road,
price is right, the burgers are AMAZING. Delicious.
Like you never even tasted a burger before. Big stack of fries with it.
Can't beat it. Can't go wrong.

There's even some Time guy there
who's just put out, get this,

The Best Debut Album Ever, No, FUCK YOU.

So, you're not a loser.

Scott, look at IMP, this thing you think doesn't matter.
You know who's really a loser?

(and whom doesn't give a fuck I might add?)

Me. Oh I'm about as loser as it gets, and yet,
what I am not, is LAME.

I'm a loser, 'cause I still ain't won.
And that pisses me off on a personal level,
I don't only show you all my tits, I share what's on my mega mind.

But the day I stop trying, that's when I'd become Lame, and I don't wanna
be Lame, because, well, being Lame is fuckin' LAME.

"That's not politically correct, Lesley, what about people who can't walk?"

I can't fucking walk. You really call this walking?

This is broke back me, dragging my carcass along,

yeah I'm Jesus, fuck you, walk around me, because the next
bastard who walks on me, I'm biting your fucking goddamned legs off.
Got me?

And that's how you own it.

So, I'll be a loser, and be a loser, every goddamned fucking day till I win.

Got it yet, Handsome?


The Best Debut Album Ever, No, FUCK YOU.

If you don't use that... .... oh I probably will.


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Father Time

10/6/2015 11:37:15 AM

Lesley, when I see a tome of that quality, it tempts me to add blogs to the list of awards in our annual Golden Kayak awards.

Yes that's a great album title, however my debut record was in 2000.

For those attempting to follow along, Lesley's reference to me saying I'm a loser is a lyric from the song I just put up called Tryin to Find the Time.

btw, I appreciated your cover of This Diamond Ring. Your band is a machine, you should tell us more about that.

I really enjoyed reading the part about "the coolest indie site, period". I agree. We propagate the cult of the indie better than any other place. :) Anyway I liked your phrase so much I'm going to put it up on the marquee after I get done typing here.

Lesley, I'm appointing you official Jesus of the pipeline. :D

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10/7/2015 7:11:01 AM

Oh My God you are just out to slay my heart and hang it up over the mantle piece aren't you. My band's a machine? Thank you we think.

God, get a grip, Self, goodness this man is adorable.

Well, John, our new record about to be released is a BEATLESEX record,
so why don't you field this one, and I'll go faint or something. x

Love, ~Jesus Of The Pipeline...

Oh my goodness, Jesus is a girl and she wants the fucking pipe.
I know my ass ain't in Kansas anymore.

Heavens I'm a banana. Okay John, answer his machine question please. ~L

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10/7/2015 7:24:24 AM

Good Morning. This is John speaking.

Don't break her heart.

Okay, yeah, we're a machine only we're not at all a machine,
machines can't do this.

But I get the idea obviously.... we're by now about to the 'well oiled machine'
level that you get to when you've had a band together for a while,
and we are a band, even if two thirds of the band doesn't live on Earth.
We've made records together so long, that we just hit it...
For one thing, Lesley has an incredible set of ears.
She could make Brian Wilson cry. She really could. She hears all these nuances,
even George Harrison's impressed and he's actually a way better
producer than I learned how to be 'cause I died real young,
and he got to be an old fart, plus he was friends with ELO guy,
what's his fucking name again? Shit. No, Jeff Lynne, that's it.
He's also a great producer, and George learned a bit from him
and vice versa I would imagine.

But what she does, see... Lesley we're talking about...
because yes we're an amazing band, and we know our shit
balls to elbows, and there's me who's the rhythm guitar
and George who's the lead guitar and we both know our particular jobs,
and then there's Lesley who pictures sonically the whole thing...

She got the idea you know, because you, Scott Time,
did a post about 'magical melody' which got her to read of course,
since she's all the fuck about that. Then she sees you like This Diamond Ring.
Then she goes "I always LOVED that fucking song, and we've never yet
once had a go at it, you game?" and we go "sure, we'll do that one."

So we do that one.

Yeah we're like old veteran shop hands kind of... George and I, and her too by now.

And one thing, or another thing, since obviously I do admire her bloody sheer skill,
that I admire about Lesley's ability, is that she doesn't just cover the song,

she does it like she wrote the fucking thing.

But yeah we've all played together so damned long,
she and I'd been working together making records since 1993 or something,
writing for years before that... then George came along two days
after he passed with a record he wanted to do... that's a long time ago now.

So it's like a machine, and yeah, we can do it pretty fuckin' quick.
This Diamond Ring, that didn't take more than a day, not even...
Probably started in the afternoon and were done by no later than nine pm.

That's pretty quick, all the more considering it's one body
physically handling the work. But three entities.
One of which is Lesley, and she holds her own with either George or I.
Believe it.

Love, ~John Lennon


I suppose I'm a goddamned idiot not to mention the new one.

We're about to release
what is it?

"I Love A Lot" by BEATLESEX

Now this, I love this record, I'll just begin there, and you probably
shouldn't begin there, but there you are, I said it, I'll live dead with it,

this could have been an American Lesley Jane record,
in fact, originally she had it in mind that it was gonna be.

Only we, George and I, kept throwing in bits and it morphed into
very much also a BEATLESEX record,
albeit one that Lesley Jane sings the lead vocal on.

Which does happen, she's in the group you know,
the Official Girl BEATLE, she is.

Basically if you must know, I begged Lesley to let it be a fucking BEATLESEX
record 'cause it's too goddamned good and I would have felt like shite.

That's the truth. And she said yeah. Thank you Lesley.

Love, John


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10/8/2015 9:13:50 AM

Well, Thank you John. Very nice indeed.

And I am Honored, Father Time, to see my name in the IMP Marquee.
Long may it remain there.

As for the involuntary feminine sway thing I do, please don't hold it against me
so to speak, I don't mean anything by it. Nothing untowards anyway.
You're an absolute scholar and gentleman, or gentleman and scholar,
I forget the way you're supposed to say that. Way cool smart dude.
Suffice to say.

So, I wanted to mention, that BEATLESEX seems to be on a roll right now...
We just did one, which I sing, "I Love A Lot" which we liked very much.
Well we don't always like our own work, sometimes it's "Okay, that'll do."
I Love A Lot we really liked.

But this new one, that we did yesterday?
We like that Even Betty. And Better Too. Even Betterer, and that says it all.

We're entirely illiterate and God only knows how we say anything. Ever.
Though we're occasionally given to brilliant moments of eloquence.

Happens. Once in a while.

So the new record, we're about to release it here...

Well here's what John (who does the lead vocal, that's John
singing, but he's singing it trying to sound like the famous Andy Lee,
an old friend of ours who is known in Great Britain as he's made some famous videos there, including one for the famous Jesus Jones, lot of bloody Jesuses aren't there... Funny video that one, Jesus Jones gets in trouble
for saying 'he's bigger than Lennon'... people start burning Jesus's records
in this video, it's quite brilliant, I've seen it, have you?)
said about the song, which we just released on SoundClick
at the BEATLESEX Site (where one can download it for free actually)
and we're about to release here (where you can hear it easily and instantly
in the highest fi available out of all the indie sites streaming, 320kbps, incredible)

take it away, John. And thank you again Mr Time, the honor compels
me to absolute girlish foolishness. I hope you take that as the compliment it is.

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10/8/2015 9:15:45 AM

Hello this is John Lennon speaking. Well it is.

So anyway, here's what I wrote on the release of the record,
including George's PS as well....


A song mostly written by my old friend Andy Lee, which we then added a middle eight to and then made into a BEATLESEX record. ~John Lennon

PS... yes we added the bridge, and maybe a few lyrics here and
there as needed.

Another PS from George Harrison, George?
Yes, I gave me guitar acid, but it was okay after about ten hours.
~George Harrison


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10/8/2015 9:17:34 AM

Hello this is George Harrison. Please stop with the angry letters now.
My guitar is fine. We had some orange juice and brecky. Feeling quite well.
Thank you for your concern. ~George Harrison, 2015, Hare Krishna

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10/8/2015 9:19:32 AM

Okay, this is John again.

So this song, is one I decided had to be a BEATLESEX record,
'cause it's too bloody good not to be.
Don't know why I didn't make this record sooner,
but yesterday is when we made the thing.

There's even a movie it's going to be in, but I cannot talk about that now.
Well because I've been informed to keep my big fat lennon yap shut about it.
I don't argue with shit like that.

Love, John Lennon


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10/8/2015 9:20:54 AM

Ha! My turn to get the last word! Wish I could type.

Nobody said the name of the new song. Ha!

"Something You Said" by BEATLESEX

There you go. ~George

Okay now we have to go release it here in a big hurry don't we.

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Father Time

10/8/2015 10:39:34 AM

hmm, something you said..

I wonder how that relates to my song Is It Somethin' I Said? a good song of mine.

btw George, John, I haven't mentioned this lately but in 2001, I nearly changed my legal name to Scott Beatle. :)

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10/9/2015 6:38:06 AM ---- Updated 10/9/2015 6:41:15 AM

Get outa Dodge. You did not. Really? Scott Beatle?

I nearly changed my name to 'deceased' but the bastards wouldn't let me.
You are a very interesting fellow. Naturally, yes, this is Lesley speaking Dear,

the boys will only speak through the BEATLESEX posts.
They won't intrude upon my space. They know how I can get.

I enjoyed your song "Is It Something You Said". Airy, Ethereal, Lyrically Ironic.

Obviously the man who wrote and sang this has a schlong that just won't quit.
Jesus, I can't take me anywhere. Hadda be a girl, didn't I.

Oh Dear. Sorry. I just noticed a typo;
that was supposed to say "has a song that just won't quit"... my fingers stumbled.

Sorry Love, won't happen again unless it does and then I'll apologize some more.

Waiting for the day that I admit I'm wrong.

Okay, I can do that. But first you have to know what it is I did wrong.

Everything. Sorry, my bad.

Creation? Yeah.

Mother of All That Is, if you must know the bloody truth, Love.

It's a horrible mess, I so know it is, I'm terribly sorry about that, really.

Now you see, this is writing skill...
because the way I make it sound, no one can tell, least of all me
"Is she having fun with us? Is she serious? Is she out of her ever loving mind?
How does she know how big my schlong is? Uh, Song is? What happens
if she does admit she's wrong, what the fuck do I do then??"

Yes, I'm wrong. I'm horribly wrong. And terribly almost naked.
Jesus has been a very bad-yes Folks, I'm Jesus and I'm a girl,
so yes, I can say this, grab a bag of popcorn and just watch the movie-
Perhaps we need a feminine form of the name? Jesusa?
Yeah perfect, has USA in it. I'll take it!

Jesusa has been a vewy vewy baad girl and needs Daddy
to give her a good spanking. Till he's suitably aroused.

No, it was nothing you said in particular that I can recollect,
you're just naturally magnet it... ("magnetic" I meant to say, really I did)

I know this, because you've managed to wipe my personal hard drive, twice.

I don't even have the sense or intuition that it was at all intentional.
You're powerful beyond your even knowing it.


Little old me?

Oh Sweetheart, two things about me,

I know when I love,
I know how powerful that is.

And obviously, I cannot help but love you,

but I have womanners (like manners only twice as smart, haha)
and I will only speak in turn...

which means I'm literally a Lesley cabinet,
and maybe you hear only half of it... 'cause I'm spinning and spinning...

I obviously cannot quell the feminine within me. And God knows I've tried.

So yes, I admit I'm wrong. Okay?
Happened on John Lennon's 75 Birthday. Happy Birthday John,
no don't answer here, it's my post, plus you already
did your official birthday response right a moment ago,

can't imagine anyone not liking the bloody BEATLES, but there you are: Kids.

Okay that's about it. Great song. You slay me, Daddy.
God I can't stop it, this is why I try not to post too much.
I was afraid this would happen.

Can't get that sch... uh, song, out of my head.

Yes, I'm wrong, and creation of everything was entirely a mistake.
Try and order a hamburger.

"I'd like a hamburger please"
"well we'd be happy to make you one,
but first there have to right off the top, be cows, roads,
restaurants, short order cooks, and waittresses with big breasts."
"Why big breasts?"
"because we're on a highway in the middle of nowhere,
how else will we attract customers"
"Oh alright then"
"You have to say it"
"Say what"
"That thing you say"

Let There Be Electricity!

"it's supposed to be let there be light"

"What. I can't have a fucking Juke Box too?"

Is your heart pounding? I know mine is. Good on you.
Time Is Catching Up With Me. ... and I think I like it....

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10/9/2015 6:42:52 AM

6:41 am?

It is not.

Oh Shit.

Oh Boy are you safe. It would take a continent to keep us apart.
You're in California. I'm a NY Girl. Boy did you dodge a bullet.



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10/9/2015 6:48:58 AM


On a completely unrelated subject... (since shut me up already about the other)

Time Is Catching Up With Me...

Fuck, that is a good song title.

Obviously that'd have to be an ALJ song.
Maybe. I could slave all day over a hot studio and you still may not even like it.

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10/9/2015 8:15:20 AM

Wimpy told me he'd gladly pay me next Tuesday for a hamburger today. Guess what, he never pays ya. He's a lowlife doity dawg and a homewrecker.

Hey you should do a cover of the old song Time Won't Let Me, seems suitable.

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10/9/2015 8:32:28 AM

Time Won't Let Me. Hmmm. Good song. Not suitable enough. Time's Up. More like it.
Haven't written that one yet. So Time May Never Come. What other good Time titles are there... ?

Time Changes His Face But Has The Same Strange Hands... bit long...

well one's short, that's the point, funny pair of hands, really.

Time Between The Eons Where The Moments Live. I think not, bit pretentious.

Time I Grow A Beard And Hide Amongst The Mansters.. Hmmmmmm.

That would be you men. You're men. You're monsters. You're mansters.
Isn't she clever?

Well you see, I happen to Eat Me Spinach.
And when I can't, I smoke it. Ar ha hahahahahaha....

Okay Time, I'll be running along now, do try and keep up Darling...

Or not. Time belongs to no one. All these great Time titles.
Maybe I'll do one. Maybe not.


I'm also Popeye, I frequently, as in many times an evening nail Olive Oyl,
and she says she'd have nothing to do with you, but she's a slut.
What. I like honest women. On occasion that I do like women, I like 'em honest.

More Spinach!

Till the next Time....

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10/9/2015 8:46:01 AM

How about the Guess Who's No Time Left For You ?

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10/9/2015 9:45:43 AM

Hmmm... hit day n day n day n day n day... No time left for that one, These Eyes,
but no there was another one... what fuckin' was it? Oh shit, it's a good one too.
Laughing. Yeah always liked that one. Reminds me of Hurt So Bad, for some reason.

There's "Time Is My Place" by Girly God & The Hopscotch Bridesmaids,
but it's complex and I'd have to channel Frank Zappa to play it,
and I really suck at channeling Zappa, God knows I've tried. For a reasonable
about of Time Running Away. Also a good song. Who did that one?

C.F. Icare, I think it was.

Anyway, don't mind me, Bluto, I work with Time, intricately at almost
a Matrix level... so I'm a professional.

And Father only has anything to worry about if Time thinks it can catch me.
Because of course it cannot.

Every time you think you did, it's already a moment ago. That's why.

That's why I'm the mommy and you're not. I'm sorry. You picked what
you wanted to be. Lord of All Time it is. Enjoy it.

Now now, Mummy already ate Her Spinach and is feeling quite spiffy thank you.

Still you have the melancholy magic of a boy who wishes for a big basket
of miracles, and what magic girl could resist that all the Time?

But I do okay.

See ya.

Next time you change heads, I wanna see Napoleon.
I have some French Revolution Questions for him.
No I don't. I'd have to make 'em up. I totally just said that. It happens.

And yes Jesusa was clever, I don't see me using it too often though...

I like Lesley, as it happens.

But if it ever turns to the moonlight, you can call me Jane.

And it won't. So don't.

Regards to the West Coast.

Love, Your Sister, The East Coast.

See? it's all us.

Be Glad......

Yeah Yeah Yeah, etc....

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Vack Dambol

10/9/2015 12:55:44 PM

Hi, just curious, your profile picture, is that you? And are you male or female? Or transitioning?

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10/10/2015 5:58:27 AM

Hi Vack. I'm going to assume you are asking that question to me.

Transitioning? By that we mean 'going from one gender to another'?
Honestly, I suspect that is a constant with me.

I'm a lot woman, but oh also man as well.

I'll try not to be long-winded but I do want to try to answer your question...

Think of it as, I'm a feminine entity, who sometimes gets bored so she
decides to morph into a man. Novelty wears off quick, and then I'm a woman.

For instance, right now, for reasons I'm not even sure of, I'm attempting
to grow a beard. Yeah, the bearded lady, just what we needed.
I'm 'exploring my male side' I suppose.

But yes, Vack, and may I say you are indeed a handsome individual,
she said suddenly wishing she'd said nothing about the beard which
may be gone by noon for all I know...

my profile picture, is real, is me, and yes, I got 'em. Tits.
I'm actually very happy about that. Well, I don't have a girlfriend.
I don't know what it is, girls are funny about sharing the femininity... whatever...
But no bother, I get a look at the girls and I go 'wow'.

It's good to be King. It's good to be Queen and have a nice rack.
I guess I pretty much like to cover the bases.
Thank you for your question Vack, and drop me a line if you're ever in NYC.

God Bless, Much Love, ~Lesley Jane

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