12/8/2016 8:48:23 AM
"Okay. Great. Say a few words for yourself John. No fuckin' pressure.
Hi, I'm John Lennon, you might remember me,
I did a little thing called What The Fuck ARE THEY?
Decades later and we still don't know.
We were a four headed crash boom bang thing,
and let's face it, at the root base jump of the thing we still are.
I could talk about all manner of things.
Like how Winston Churchill himself, met me,
soon as I'd left my body. No one but a Brit wants to hear about
that shite though.
I could talk about, oh,
how proud I am of the lasting legacy I've made for meself....
the thing about giving peace a chance is everybody has to do it,
and just try realistically getting THAT to happen...
there's only so long you can ask everyone to be fuckin' Mahatmacoat Ghandi.
So what's the bloody answer?
I Don't Know!
I was a right idiot to ever say
The BEATLES were bigger than Jesus,
I should have instead went with 'television is bigger than Jesus'
because indeed, I may very well have gotten away with that.
We changed shit, a lot of shit,
but a lot of it remains the same.
To Whomever Thought I Was All That Dead,
you missed me.
And we're busy in the studio making
an album we can all be proud of,
so, that's me word, or two words,
pickled onion, there, there's two more. Hope you've enjoyed it.
Rumors of Paul and Ringo joining our group, BEATLESEX,
are scurrilous and untrue,
in one way of looking at it, they're already here,
in another way of looking at it,
and as for 'John what to you mean by that?'
I simply say,
And Snork, always that.
Toppermost Of The Poppermost.
We're not quite done with you all yet.
Love, ~John Winston Ono Oh Yes Lennon
2016, and counting....
If we ever do a New BEATLE Movie,
it's gotta have a scene,
where I get to go into Mark David Crapman's cell,
and fuckin' scare the goddamned bloody shite out of him.
You know, just yell at him.
And he'll yell back,
and then Lesley will beat the living shit out of him,
and I'll say 'Yay! Kick his ass Mum!"
I will though. Think I won't?
You don't know me vewy well.