6/23/2013 3:44:31 PM
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the funniest dream...
the funniest dream came to me last night...where does this stuff come from? I've had recurrent dreams about him also, dunno why...
Chuck Norris...we were out in the wild west, or maybe the stageset for "walker, texas ranger", sagebrush, cactus, and chuck was encouragin' me to jump on a pony and ride him bareback.
I demurred, saying like "well, i dunno, i'd much prefer a saddle and to mount from the side."
he replied, gently, "well, from the back is how the native americans do it. come on, you can do it."
chuck was very friendly and positive. i demurred anew, and looking fondly at the spotted pony, i said, " well, maybe i need a lesson or two."
chuck's eyes kinda twinkled and he said, (this is so silly I know), "well, there are instructional videos."
My eyes widened, and I said, "yeah, that."
"Come on, you can do it," he said. His eyes twinkled.