5/11/2018 2:59:38 PM
Phone rings, "hey do you still have the goats for sale"
Yah,so I answer the thing, I dont recognize the number, usually let it slide if I dont recognize it, but it looked legit, and it was in my area code,and it could be something important, received some bad news earlier about someone, or it could be a new student calling about lessons and the first three digits seemed like in my locale. so yeah,the guy was deadly serious about the GOATS, so I say "what, Um , what, what do I have for sale", cause I thought this guy must have been smoking something, he says real LOUD "GOATS, GOATS for sale like in the ad you put up ", me "HUH" you must have the wrong number sir I dont have no GOATS for sale."
really,. no, you have the wrong number and I hang up
phone rings again, same number, so no way man, I aint talking for nutting about GOATS anymore, what for do youse want these GOATS dude , oh man then I start thinking, NO WAY you want to sacrifice them for some kinda special holy day , probably., poor goats, just wants to eat em probably
GOATS FOR SALE. ANYONE sheesh