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My son ran off with a banana old enough to be his mom.

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the perfect banana

7/2/2018 8:31:22 AM

My son ran off with a banana old enough to be his mom.

He won't return my calls now, she is some kind of dragon lady.

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7/2/2018 3:35:40 PM

Don't worry. He will come home when the rot starts to set in. Hopefully. he won't run into any gorillas. They are viscous banana killers. But humans are the worst. They feed bananas to their offspring. If he is lucky he'll be home before the next harvest.

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7/14/2018 8:59:54 PM

They mistaka my nose for a banana and they bit it off. Ah-cha-cha-cha. I got a million of em,

- Jimmy Durante

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