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Nathan Damon
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4/6/2013 10:51:31 AM
Do jeans ever stop shrinking?

4/23/2007 10:17:02 PM
how many stations is too many?


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Nathan Damon

4/6/2013 10:51:31 AM

Do jeans ever stop shrinking?
After each wash, that is...

It seems to me that jeans continue to shrink forever. Depending upon the owner's shape, they'll eventually have to be discarded for getting too tight around the waist, OR too high-water, lengthwise.

But YMMV. What's your experience?

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10/21/2013 12:18:14 PM

My experience is in line with what you said, but, once they get to that just right point, simply wash them in Woolite with cold water, and then lo-heat dry!

If you do that and still have a problem over time, your body may be at fault :)

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Nathan Damon

5/18/2017 7:07:10 PM

This thread is relevant now more than ever!

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5/18/2017 7:26:08 PM

It is for exactly this reason that I wear,

Tent Jeans.
At Tent Jeans We Know What Yo' Fat Ass Need.

With Tent Jeans,
well it's no muss no fuss,
okay, I cuff the bottoms up, 'cause they're too long,
and then I Sinbad The Sailor my big-ass long belt to where
it'll hold the damned things on me, and I'm good to go.

I look ridiculous,
but at least,
I never have to ask,

"do these make my ass look fat?"

These make me look like an unemployed clown
since Ringling Bros had to close up shop
because Peta beat 'em into submission.

And yes, it was mean, to make a bear ride a bicycle,

but folks,

remember to make those records, and post 'em here,

We Have Never Needed Entertainment More,

now that the circus is gone and all...

well okay there's still politics...

when it isn't just scary.

Oh no I'm not scared at all, having been dead will do that for you.

Well that, would be my experience,

and thank you Sir for asking.


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5/18/2017 7:43:59 PM

They stop shrinking when they meet irresistible flesh.

That's the size of it.

"do these make my ass look fat?"

Some like fatasses :)

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Bryon Tosoff

5/19/2017 10:58:05 AM

haha. LD they stop shrinking when we stop eating too much or something, I eat like lots of veggies, not as much meat, maybe fish and chicken, fruits, grow big garden, get huge exercise digging ,

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