captain clogs jolly follicles(she was) erring on the safe-side of a G-string
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Wednesday, November 29, 2017 5:04:23 PM
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Friday, December 27, 2019 6:31:18 AM
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featuring 'the george reforbies'

a pretty maid on prominade liked nibblin' blackpool rock
but she always wore her wellies to prevent a nasty shock
she didn't want illuminating underneath her frock
she was erring on the safe-side of a G-string
I went to see a stripper once a buxom kind of lass
it's a view I'm telling you..worth parting with your brass
but when the final garment fell the lads let out a gasp
she was erring on the safe-side of a G-string...
life can be difficult life can be hard
life could be waiting to catch you off guard
but with belt and braces you soon understand
that when you're well prepared life is just grand
a chap I know was so cold he didn't know what to do
they wisked him off to hospital 'cause he was turning blue
but where nurse stuck thermometer I'll leave that up to you!!
she was erring on the safe-side of a G-string
Song Comments

I'm probably the only listener around here who would appreciate the endearing features of this British Music hall saucy ditty type of song. I was surprised to find a Lancastrian George Formby impersonator from Devon. I needed cheering up with something pure and simple today and the Captain did it

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