Recently submitted this to the "Dunkin Donuts" "What I wouldn't do for a Dunkin Donuts Coffee" contest... Haven't heard a peep out of them! A rollicking Ragtime Romp with great Guitar from Noel and a Redbone Style bass vocal from Richard.
Guitars, Noel Burke
Vocal, Richard Montefiore
Meet you for a Mocha Latte at the Dunkin Diner? Sure! |
Sitting on these benches, Man, my but is getting sore.
Half hoping you don’t show, so I can go back to bed
Feeling kind of hungry, though, I guess I’m not well fed.
Guess maybe I’m living in “the land that time forgot”
Cos’ my waistline keeps expanding at this Dunkin Donut Shop
Dropped my cruller in my coffee, man, what a drag!
Hey buddy, wipe that for me with your Double D Rag.
Musak ®™ in the background makes my head begin to ache
Make this one to go, my friend, got some Motrin ®™ I can take?
Seems like time goes on for ever at this Dunkin Donut ®™ shop
But I can’t wait for you that long, I guess you just can rot.
Don’t try to kiss my butt my friend, you just walked in that door.
Sure, I’ll buy your coffee, if you left your wallet, sure.
Just get some glazed and powdered then lets head out to the lake.
If your lucky I wont drown you, but I might use you for bait.
Can’t wait another minute at this blasted Double D,
Roasting on aluminum sounds much more like fun to me.
Dunkin donuts makes my fishing so much more complete
I’ll let you wait for me next time while I enjoy some sleep.