Helmut LichtChocolate Funk
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Talks about all the things one can do with chocolate


CHOCOLATE

Many years ago, when I was a little boy
My mom gave me a chocolate bar, Oh what a tasty joy!
I opened up the wrapper, broke off a nice big chunk
And that’s how I got started on a life long chocolate funk!

Chocolate in the morning, chocolate all day long
When I don’t get my chocolate, my day is going wrong.
Chocolate in the ev’ning, and at night? No! I don’t stop!
I dream about lots of chocolate, until the sun comes up.

Everybody is on a diet, trying to lose some weight
So here is my diet that you might appreciate
If you are into chocolate, here is what you do
Instead of eating three bars a day, you simple stop at two.

Chocolate in the morning, chocolate all day long…..

Remember Adam? Remember Eve? They lived in paradise
If there had been some chocolate there, things would be soo nice
We’d all still be living there as any child can see -
Why with all that chocolate there, who’d want to eat from an apple tree? Not me!

Chocolate in the morning, chocolate all day long…..

I found a way to save the forests and the trees -
My plan would really work, so listen to me please:
If we made paper out of chocolate, the paper waste would stop
‘Cause after we read what’s on the paper, we simply eat it up!

Chocolate in the morning, chocolate all day long…..
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