Helmut LichtWashing machines eat socks!
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All about a sock or two missing after you do the laundry


WASHING MACHINES EAT SOCKS

Have you ever done your laundry
And everything goes right
The colors look so rich
And the whites turn out so bright
The socks go in drier
The drying cycle's on
But later, when you sort them
You find: Some socks are gone.

Everyone knows a mom can pull a splinter
everyone knows that little boys throw rocks
everyone knows that snowflakes fall in Winter
And everyone know that a washing machine eats socks.

Everyone knows that eyes are made for looking
Everyone knows that little girls have locks
Everyone knows that pots are made for cooking
And everyone knows that a washing machine eats socks.

You get up in the morning
You had a good night's rest
You take yourself a shower
And then you go get dressed
Your t-shirt and your undies
Everything is there
But when you look for socks, you can't
Find a matching pair!

Everyone knows that 6 and 1 is 7
Everyone knows that geese will fly in flocks
Everyone knows that angels live in heaven
And everyone knows that washing machines eats socks.

Everyone knows on birthdays you blow candles
Everyone knows that a burglar never knocks
Everyone knows that motor bikes have handles
And everyone knows that a washing machine eats socks.
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