Kidnapped at birth by Mexican bandits
Lex Zaleta
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It starts when your boss gives you a smoke break - a three alarmer
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LIFE IS SO DAILY
You work hard all day just to earn your pay;
Then the tax man comes, takes it all away.
Boss is a joke snake – he’s a real charmer;
Gives you a smoke break – a three alarmer.
Nothing left to do but break into song,
Nothing left to do but break into song.
Life is so daily, I just can’t stand it;
Sure didn’t turn out the way I planned it;
Kidnapped at birth by Mexican bandits.
First they fueled the fire, and then they fanned it;
Guess they cooked my goose, and then they canned it.
Life is so daily, I just can’t stand it.
You try to drive home – same as the A.M.
VASCAR meets NASCAR – motorized mayhem.
Your wife is there to greet you at the door:
Says, “Welcome home. I don’t need you any more.”
You begin to sing, though you know it’s wrong,
You begin to sing, though you know it’s wrong.
Life is so daily, I just can’t stand it;
Sure didn’t turn out the way I planned it;
Kidnapped at birth by Mexican bandits.
First they fueled the fire, and then they fanned it;
Guess they cooked my goose, and then they canned it.
Life is so daily, I just can’t stand it.
You will start over, find someone to love;
Have some new children, more gifts from above.
Find out about drugs, sex, and alcohol;
Find out your kids already know it all.
Some day soon, they will be singing along,
Some day soon, they will be singing along.
Life is so daily, I just can’t stand it;
Sure didn’t turn out the way I planned it;
Kidnapped at birth by Mexican bandits.
First they fueled the fire, and then they fanned it;
Guess they cooked my goose, and then they canned it.
Life is so daily, I just can’t stand it.
Copyright © 2002 Lex Zaleta
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