SILVERWOODSTUDIOMAN IN A SHACK feat Leo
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Monday, December 08, 2008 8:08:33 PM
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Barefoot on a Dirt-Floor
LAID BACK LIFE
SOUTH DOWN UNDER
Bob Dylan Tribute
SILVERWOODS TOP 50
FAME & GLORY
SILVERWOOD KIWI MUSIC
THE BLACK SHEEP
Man, Oh Man
LEO HASZARD
AFTER THE FLOOD
COMEDY TOP 50
AWESOME!!!
NEW ZEALAND MUSIC
Phlegm Phavourite Country Rhythm n BLues
Don't fence me in
2009 Contest Good Luck!
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REACHED #1 IN COMEDY HILLBILLY FUNK BALLAD ABOUT A MAN, A DOG, A KNIFE, AND A GUN

lYRICS AND MUSIC BY Leo Haszard and Silverwoodstudio

ALT COUNTRY BALLAD ABOUT THE RESULTS OF TOO MUCH DRINKING-
THERE'S A MAN IN A SHACK
THOUGH HE SAYS IT'S A HOME
WHERE HE LIVES WITH A DOG
WHO'S LOOKING FOR A BONE
TO LEAVE TO HIS CHILDREN
THOUGH HE DOESN'T HAVE A WIFE
AND UNDERNEATH HIS PILLOW
HE KEEPS A BIG CARVING KNIFE

NAILED TO THE WALL IS A CUPBOARD WITH A LOCK
WHERE THE MAN KEEPS A BOTTLE AND A HAT AND A WOK
AND AN OLD SOUP BONE TIED UP WITH STRING
WHICH WHEN THE BOTTLE RUNS LOW, THE MAN BEGINS TO SWING

IN THE YARD WAS A BIRD THO' WE'LL SAY IT'S A CHICK
WHO WHISTLED LIKE A MONKEY WITH A RAT TIED TO A STICK
AND RATTLED ALL DAY ON THE BARS OF THE CAGE
'TILL THE SHACK MAN CRACKED AND FLIES INTO A RAGE

HE STOMPED AROUND THE HOUSE LIKE A CRACK FED BULL
IN A WAL-MART SHOPPING, FOR PUNCHES TO PULL
HEAD STUCK OUT THE WINDOW HE HOLLERS AT THE SUN
GET THE HELL OFF MY PORCH, OR I'M GONNA GET MY GUN

THE SUN IS YELLOW THOUGH IT SEEMED PRETTY BRIGHT
AND AS TIME PASSED ON DAY TURNED INTO NIGHT
THE MAN STARTS SINGING 'BOUT THE FIGHT THAT HE WON
THE DOG STARTS HOWLING, AND CHEWING ON THE GUN


THE GUN GOES OFF STRIKES THE BIRD CAGE DOOR
JUMPS BOTH IT'S HINGES AS THE MAN HITS THE FLOOR
SWEARS "SWEET JESUS" AS THE BIRD FLIES THE YARD
THE DOG SITS STILL, HE'S THINKING REAL HARD

DOG TAKES THE KNIFE AND CUTS THE CUPBOARD DOOR
BONE ROLLS OUT AND FALLS ONTO THE FLOOR
DOG PICKS IT UP AND WITH A SHORT SHARP CRACK
SMASHES THROUGH THE DOOR AND TURNS HIS TAIL ON THE SHACK

NEXT MORNING COMES THE MAN, WITH HIS HAT IN HIS HAND
WHISTLES TO HIMSELF AS THE MATCH STRIKES SAND
PAPER AND IT FLARES UP, DOWN GOES THE SHACK
AIN'T NO KIDA HOME AND HE'S OFF DOWN THE TRACK
Song Comments

SILVERWOOD KIWI MUSIC
HILLBILLY FUNK BALLAD ABOUT A MAN, A DOG, A KNIFE, AND A GUN lyrics by Leo Haszard


LAID BACK LIFE
hillbilly funk ! A man a knife a gun and a dog-reached #2 in Comedy!


Bob Dylan Tribute
Hillbilly funk -a man a knife, a gun and a dog 15 weeks at #1 in comedy


THE BLACK SHEEP
HILLBILLY FUNK BALLAD ABOUT A MAN, A DOG, A KNIFE, AND A GUN -a black sheep story!


AFTER THE FLOOD
HILLBILLY FUNK BALLAD ABOUT A MAN, A DOG, A KNIFE, AND A GUN


SOUTH DOWN UNDER
HILLBILLY FUNK BALLAD ABOUT A MAN, A DOG, A KNIFE, AND A GUN -Kiwi


LEO HASZARD
#1 in Comedy for 13 weeks


COMEDY TOP 50
reached#1 in comedy-ukelele and more!


SILVERWOODS TOP 50
#1 in Comedy -a ballad about a man,a dog a knife, a gun and a bottle and a wok! funky alt country!


FAME & GLORY
#1 in Comedy -a ballad about a man,a dog a knife, a gun and a bottle or twofunky alt country!


NEW ZEALAND MUSIC
#1 in Comedy for 10 weeks-a man a dog a gun and a wok!!!


Phlegm Phavourite Country Rhythm n BLues
Hopin' that IAC works out the glitch...that caused this tune to be removed from the IAC Country genre in the 2009 best song contest. This song made it to the TOP in Comedy, and was KILLING the Country votes in the CONTEST. It's another Silverwood Studio masterpiece, of course! And it's NO. 4 on THIS station, at the moment. Rock on Leo Hazzard and the folks from SILVERWOOD !!!!


Barefoot on a Dirt-Floor
...this one brings a smile to my face. -M-


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