chronicling the pain and frustration involved with going up against the computer in Madden '06 when it won't let you win under any circumstance... hence the No-Chance-In-Hell game
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fiogf49gjkf0d its madden 2005, you're the vikings, and youre halfway through the season
its like week 9, youre coming off a bye week, and you're still undefeated
every game's been a blowout, and the computer's building defiance
the next game will be a harmless opponent, like the new york giants
the signs are all there, yet you cant see it coming
if you had half a brain, youd sure be running
from the no chance in hell game
oh sure the first quarter will start out innocently, and everything is fine
the computer might even let you get to his twenty yard line
its first and ten, and you choose to run the ball in an i formation
michael bennett's had at least 200 carries so far without aberration
sure enough, he's hit in the backfield and he inexplicably fumbles
it crosses your mind and you begin to grumble
it must be the no chance in hell game
of course the computer marches downfield and scores practically at will
and little do you know at this point, the battle is largely uphill
you get the ball back and think 'screw this, im throwing every down'
you pick a play which sends nate burleson deep on an in-route
you get good protection, and you throw a decent pass
somehow the middle linebacker jumps up 9 feet in the air and picks off the pass
yes its the no chance in hell game
now youre pissed off, and youve thrown the controller and youre waiting for the kickoff
oh little did you know, youre only beginning to get ticked off
the kick is high and deep, and mewelde moore fields at at the four
its a FUMMMMBUUUUULLLLE! and the giants run it back for a score!
youve had it with this BS, reaching for the reset button, your confidence dethroned
you begin to realize youve just been owned
by the no chance in hell game
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