from the 2014 Wet Dentist EP "Border War"
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Border War
That honeysuckle plant in the disputed territory
Has been stripped of all life
That guy on the other side is a monster
That plant looks like Mordor now
It looks like Mordor
Landlord's brought in the surveyor
Proves 15 feet's been snatched up by that neighbor
His riding mower and old white ass
Been shooting dirt, pebbles and sticks
At the side of our house from 2 feet away for too long
Border war – lock the doors
Border war – call the lawyers
Erase all trace of contraband
Scrub down each chest of drawers and each possible surface
Use the vacuum too much
A 3% chance is just too much
I can't risk that now
Because I'm smack-dab in the middle of a border war
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