Dr. PantsDonuts
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Thursday, January 10, 2008 5:31:28 PM
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Thursday, January 10, 2008 5:34:19 PM
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Attack of the Killer Strawberry Donuts
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This song is about donuts.


I LOVE DONUTS-AND THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY
I EAT DONUTS AT NIGHT AND DONUTS IN THE DAY
I ATE 95 DONUTS JUST LAST WEEK
PEOPLE BE SAYIN' I'M SOME KIND OF FREAK
I EAT DONUTS FOR BREAKFAST AND DONUTS FOR LUNCH
DONUTS WITH BEER AND DONUTS WITH FRUIT PUNCH
GOT DONUTS IN MY CABINET AND DONUTS IN MY CAR
DONUTS AT THE STEAK HOUSE, DONUTS AT THE BAR
ONE TIME KRISPY KREME CALLED MY ANSWERING SERVICE
CAUSE I ONLY WENT 5 TIMES THAT DAY AND THEY GOT NERVOUS
THEN THEY CALLED THE COPS AND SAID I WAS DEAD
BUT, YO, I JUST CUT OUT AND WENT TO WINCHELL'S INSTEAD
DUNKIN DONUTS GOT THE CLASSIC STYLE BECAUSE
I USED TO EAT THEM WHEN I WAS A CHILD, BUT
7-11 DONUTS ARE MY FAVORITE KIND
IT'S LIKE RESCUING ORPHANS SOMEONE ELSE LEFT BEHIND

BROTHAS BE SAYIN' THAT I'M GONNA DIE
CUZ I'VE HAD NOTHING BUT DONUTS SINCE I WAS 25
BUT IF I DON'T LIVE LONG, YO, AT LEAST I ATE WELL
SURE HOPE I GO TO HEAVEN, AIN'T NO DONUTS IN HELL
GOT DONUTS IN MY PANTS AND DONUTS IN MY SHIRT
ATE 10 DONUTS FOR DINNER AND 5 FOR DESSERT
TOOK 3 DOZEN WITH ME TO WORK YESTERDAY
MY BOSS TRIED TO TAKE ONE, I SAID, "HOMIE DON'T PLAY"
IF YOU WANT SOME DONUTS GO GET YOUR OWN BOX
IF YOU TRY AND TAKE MY DONUTS I GET CRAZY LIKE A FOX
I STOPPED WATCHING TV CUZ THERE WEREN'T ANY DONUT SHOWS
I STOPPED PLAYING SPORTS I JUST PLAY GAMES WITH DONUT HOLES
MY HANDS ARE ALL STICKY AND CAKED WITH POWDERED SUGAR
AND I LOOK LIKE I SNORT COKE EVERY TIME I PICK A BOOGER
GOT 45 DOZEN IN MY WALK IN CLOSET
AND DONUTS IN THE BATHROOM WHILE I MAKE A DEPOSIT
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