Helmut LichtOh mySunburn!
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All about getting a painful Sunburn.

(C) Helmut Licht

OH MY SUNBURN by: Helmut Licht

I WAS LYING ON THE BEACH, SOAKING UP THE SUN
THE BREEZE WAS BLOWING COOL
I WAS HAVING LOTS OF FUN

I LAID DOWN ON MY STOMACH,
THEN I RESTED ON MY BACK
AND ALL AT ONCE: GOOD HEAVENS!
MY SKIN BEGAN TO CRACK.


OH MY SUNBURN, OH MY SUNBURN!
THERE IS FIRE IN MY SKIN,
LIKE I'M PAYING FOR MY SINS.
OH MY SUNBURN, OH MY SUNBURN!
HOW I WISH I WERE AN ESKIMO,
I'D ROLL AROUND IN ICE AND SNOW.
OH MY SUNBURN, OH MY SUNBURN!
WILL IT EVER GO AWAY?

I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET,
STAYING IN THE SHADE
I'D BEEN USING SOLARCAIN,
SO THE PAIN BEGAN TO FADE.

I WAS WAITING AT THE CORNER,
WHEN I MET MY GOOD FRIEND JACK.
HE WAS GLAD TO SEE ME,
SO HE SLAPPED ME ON THE BACK!

OH MY SUNBURN, OH MY SUNBURN!
THERE IS FIRE IN MY SKIN,
LIKE I'M PAYING FOR MY SINS.
OH MY SUNBURN, OH MY SUNBURN!
HOW I WISH I WERE AN ESKIMO,
I'D ROLL AROUND IN ICE AND SNOW.
OH MY SUNBURN, OH MY SUNBURN!
WILL IT EVER GO AWAY?


NOW I'M REDDER THAN A LOBSTER,
AND MY SKIN BEGINS TO PEEL.
IT HURTS TO LIE DOWN, SIT OR WALK,
SO I'M LEARNING HOW TO KNEEL.

I CANNOT USE MY SEAT BELT,
IT CAUSES TOO MUCH PAIN
AND WORST OF ALL, MY LOVE LIFE ..
IS COMPLETELY DOWN THE DRAIN!

OH MY SUNBURN, OH MY SUNBURN!
THERE IS FIRE IN MY SKIN,
LIKE I'M PAYING FOR MY SINS.
OH MY SUNBURN, OH MY SUNBURN!
HOW I WISH I WERE AN ESKIMO,
I'D ROLL AROUND IN ICE AND SNOW.
OH MY SUNBURN, OH MY SUNBURN!
WILL IT EVER GO AWAY?
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