| About Me |
life summary
My life has been a dog's life.
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I live for…
snotty tissues
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I despise
that awful nasty "after bath" smell. Yuck!
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self-chosen nickname
Larry Dog
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life turning point
My first bitch. A poodle named Teila.
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in 10 years I'll be
an old dog.
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in 10 minutes I'll be
digging up the flowerbed.
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experience of high strangeness
One time my owner blew marijuana smoke in my face. I sneezed, and after that I don't remember what happened.
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most overrated
obedience school
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most underrated
snotty tissues
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my advice to you
Feed me, walk me, and always use a pooper scooper.
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