| About Me |
life summary
I toast, therefore I am.
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I live for…
Warming bread products.
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I despise
Power failures.
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self-chosen nickname
The Toastmaster.
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life turning point
When I was switched on.
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in 10 years I'll be
Wondering if you want some toast.
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in 10 minutes I'll be
ditto
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experience of high strangeness
My first Pop Tart.
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most overrated
Oatmeal.
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most underrated
Glorious toast.
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my advice to you
Have a toast and a smile.
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