About Me |
life summary
I came, I ate, I mated.
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I live for…
protein.
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I despise
aluminum siding.
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self-chosen nickname
Woody.
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life turning point
When I had my first sideboard.
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in 10 years I'll be
almost finished with your house.
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in 10 minutes I'll be
hungry again.
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experience of high strangeness
lead paint.
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most overrated
The White House.
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most underrated
cardboard boxes.
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my advice to you
pre-treat.
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