'U.W.'O'. Unicorn Wild Ox is so crazy that they bit the head off a horse and spit it back at the audience. I tell you what, that rodeo guy sure was pissed to see his horse used as a stage prop. Soon he realized that there's no business like show business, so he shook our hands. The people at the state fair were caught off guard when we bit the head off the rodeo guy- I think his name was Ken. Well anyway, we spit his head back in the seats to the excitement of the beat. As Ken's blood dripped from Alan's chin, he blazed forth with a guitar solo that made the livestock stamp their hooves in appreciation. Meanwhile, the audience was slackjawed with joy as they chewed on their straw and cotton candy. Alfredo slid across the blood soaked stage on his knees, while finally sitting on the body of the dead horse. He winked at the girl in the front row while lighting a cigarette, pushed his hair back and then winked again. Pure Rock and Roll magic.
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