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National Velvetess You Rock Mister ED!
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StarBUCK1 Thank you Sweetie, ...got a pic???
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National Velvetess Well yes, and it's hot too! It shows me being wildy ridden in public, it was taken just as the two of us came to our mutually rewarding sweaty finish
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StarBUCK1 Wow! Nice Pic. ...Say, you look hot in leatherrrrr!
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StarBUCK1 Who's the fat chick riding you???
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National Velvetess Are you asking about Liz????
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StarBUCK1 Hey, Lez's are cool with me just as long as I can sow my wild oates too.
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National Velvetess No! I meant her NAME IS "LIZ"
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StarBUCK1 'S'KOOL! BAYyoootch I'm down with the name calling if that's what you like.
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National Velvetess NO! You don't understand, ...she's a jockey, and her name is "LIZ"
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StarBUCK1 I understand. She likes to hold the reins, and you like to feel the crop. I roll the same way.
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StarBUCK1 tell her to wear that outfit
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National Velvetess No. You sick bastard. she's a FAMOUS ACTRESS pretending to be a jockey!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????!
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StarBUCK1 i dIg doll, The big E loves the role playing too, ...I have a whole wall full of leather right here for us to play with.
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National Velvetess YOU SICK BASTARD!!! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM????
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StarBUCK1 Hay, ...do you want to party a STARrrrr or not???
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National Velvetess NO!!!! WEIRDO!!!
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StarBUCK1 Fine. But what about your Lez friend? Tell her I've been a bad boy
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National Velvetess AAAGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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donkey kong hee haw. rah where are you. I think I love you
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VELULA Welcome to IAC ... Welcome to VELULA !!! :)
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SILVERWOODSTUDIO Always a big fan ---ewe must be getting on a bit---out to pasture? love the wit!!!!
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StarBUCK1 Thanks SILVERWOOD, All in all I've aged pretty well, ...I attribute it mostly to eating only organically grown food. ...Well, that and having a helluva surgeon hahahha!!
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StarBUCK1 Hay, ...you aren't the SILVER from the actor's guild are you???? If so, ...how are you buddy?? It's ME, ...Bamboo Harvester!!!! Call me you drunken sonofabitch!!! we gotta "catch up"!!! (that's an inside joke among we horses; for all you two footers)
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StarBUCK1 HaHaHa, ...that reminds me of an old joke we used to tell around the stable...
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StarBUCK1 Why do we horses get all the sexiest women hitting on us all the time???
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StarBUCK1 ...
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StarBUCK1 ...Because they prefer four footers to six inchers hahaha!!!
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StarBUCK1 I gotta million of them!
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StarBUCK1 I think it was SCOUT that first told me that one, ...'course that was back when we were both young bucks just starting out in the industry...
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StarBUCK1 A shame what the drugs did to him over the years, ...I went to see him once there at the end, ...he could barely count to ten, ...it was sad.
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StarBUCK1 But things were different in the industry back then, ...the drugs were everywhere.
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StarBUCK1 You can read about it in my book:
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StarBUCK1 DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW: One Horses Account of the Rampant Cocaine Abuse among Hollywood's Elite Animal Entertainers
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Scout Yo Dude! Was UP? Call me E!!!
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LASSIE ARF! ARF, I tell you! ARF!
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