| About Me |
life summary
I was born 3 centuries ago. In 1947 I hijacked a small fishing vessel and entered Australia via Crocadile Island. When I got to Sydney, I played in punk bands. It was a waste of time but then again, when you're immortal you tend to care less about time. So here I am, losing the losers and doing it all for my own benefit.
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I live for…
Girls, music, the written word, Collingwood, drugs, alcohol, laughter, friends, sex, beauty
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I despise
several ex-girfriends
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self-chosen nickname
Eternal Lord Of The Overwhelmingly Black Darkness Of Immortal Evil. Catchy, isn't it?
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life turning point
Drowning.
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in 10 years I'll be
Completely fucked.
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in 10 minutes I'll be
Completely fucked.
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experience of high strangeness
I had an 'out of body experience' where my soul ripped itself from my sleeping body, marched to the kitchen, made two peanut butter sandwiches and watched cricket for 3 hours. Weird huh?
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most overrated
The President of the United States, closely followed by the Prime Minister of Australia.
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most underrated
Socialism.
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my advice to you
Never listen to me. if someone ever forces you to listen to me, try to run as far away as possible. I'm a regular hypocrite and I like to contradict myself at least several times a day. I don't even know if this is true.
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