A published medical study indicates that the average duration of sexual relations is 3-13 minutes, with a median of 7.3 minutes. This song is educational in nature, and strives to disseminate this important information...
Lyrics by Soodonymph. Music and performance by Hugo. (p) 2008 Hugh Hamilton - photo by flickr.com user "singlecupofcoffee" and used under creative commons license
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THE DURATION OF RELATIONS
(lyrics by Soodonymph, music by Hugo)
The perfect duration
for a sexual relation
depends on location
and need for cessation
If you've a fixation
or need a gestation
There's no obligation
to rush to deflation
Just try a rotation
and much variation
and hopefully you'll get
a standing ovation
A little gyration
may ease your starvation
but it could result in eternal damnation!
*extract from Soodo's little book of sexual dilemmas
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