She's The Fart Queen!
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Just a Random Freestyle
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Walk in the room like what the hell
i see her face and i smell THAT SMELL
what is that i ask?
she turns and TOOTS
and tells me... about the time she.... POOTS
so hard it shatters ten windows
ten giants feel to the ground
their knees just buckled
i said wow
i said oh
she said mmm u didnt know IM THE FART QUEEN
(softly)fart queen
she said damnit im the fart queen and
i dont think ill ever change. im the fart queen
(never change)
and with 1 fart, i'll blow your brains.
she farted on me one time under the covers
it shattered my pelvis damn near broke my leg
ill never sleep the opposite way
one of her farts just might bust my head
i dont wanna die sleepin in the bed with my life
but i fear if i twist i will lose my life
i think her farts are a world record
they should put her in the guiness book
her farts they even have a look
they float above the room
put a brave man in a tomb just as soon
as a bullet would
but a bullet could not compare
i feel sorry for her ass hair
it takes a beating...it takes a beating every day
no it cant get in the way
she pushes so hard her muscles cant take it
her ass cheeks shake like jello dont think
theyre gonna make it much longer
unless they get stronger
i hate for her to clench... it would only take a pinch
it'll make her xplode
i feel sorry for her mom
cause i heard babys can fart in the womb
maybe they cant...
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