A song about unicorns.... the invisible pink kind.
Or more accurately a song about the delusions of religion.
Everything by Frozen Summers
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Chorus:
Unicorn, men they seek, but can’t find
Unicorn, reclusive, horned equine
Unicorn, chaste virgin, trap to bind
Unicorn, is it just in your mind
Verse 1:
Fantastic beast, the great unicorn
Congruent to a horse, but forehead with horn
Untameable and wild, mysterious might
Many seek to find it, but try as they might
No specimens are captured, in vain is the hunt
The logical conclusion, although it is blunt
The documented sightings, just optical illusion
Or fabricated tales, or products of delusion
Verse 2:
Invisible and pink, horse with a horn
A messianic hebrew, to virgin is born
In the air spaghetti, a noodley appendage
A burning piece of shrubbery, with a holy message
Flying cosmic teapot, Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
Buddha, Allah, Brahman, Wiccan Goddesses & Xenu
Believing supernatural claims, a dissonance of reason
Your faith is just a futile act of intellectual treason
Chorus 2:
Unicorn, men they seek, but can’t find
Unicorn, reclusive, false divine
Unicorn, chaste virgin, trap to bind
Unicorn, God is just in your mind
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