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Piñatas Are My Favorite Animal
Piñatas are my favorite animal
Yo, so that if I were a piñata
That would make me
A hunger-striking cannibal
Try and wrap my mind around that one
No, it doesn’t feel like I got slugged in the head with a hoe
But it’s close
Every once in a while
You’re crazy, we know,
And I almost had to go
You point at me like chocolate candy
What if you were on no meds, then would you hate me?
Try and wrap my mind around that one
You’re a lister, and you list
You might one day finally come to your senses
You’re a lister, and you list
And you pulled off a top-ten off the top of your head
And I felt slayed, so totally slayed
And if I was a video game of a piñata
And I was adrift in the most complicated vortex
The best nerds could fathom
You would have me beaten so that each of my discernable animal parts
Would become everlasting fountains of the good stuff
And they would have to conjure up a Wiki in your name
I guess this means I am insane
I’ll conjure up a Wiki in your name
There will be things missing for filling in
I am a model vanguard element
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