very funny, must hear if you haven't already...Very catchy.
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I had always had this instrumental but never could write anything to it, because of it's energy of the song...I knew that it needed something to pop out just like the music does. My youngest daughter was playing with door stopper one day while I was putting dishes away and the sound of it made...You guessed it..."Boing" But of course my mind was thinking something else when I heard the sound and immediately had to put everything down and sat in my chair with a pencil and paper and wrote the song from 1st to final draft in less than two hours.
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Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!
(Verse 1)
Guys know what I'm sayin', Ya know I'm not playin'
When ya get in a situation ya got a creation
of a monster wanting out and it's got it's own mind,
When a sexy lady walks by it doesn't matter what kind.
(Chorus)
I'm like Boing! (You're like what?)
Like Boing! (Like What?)
I'm like Boing! (Oh! You're like that!)
Like Boing...Oing...Oing...Oing!
(Verse 2)
Ya know what I'm talkin' about, let's not mince words
I'm talkin' to everyone from the pros to the nerds.
When you're on the beach or at the pool and a babe walks by.
Your zippers 'bout to bust, but that's just a thing for a guy.
She's got the perfect dimensions, I'd like to give her some sessions
Our hearts are steady, gettin' hot and sweaty, Oh man! I am ready!
As that moment passed...Oh boy that was fast,
But your left pitchin' a tent, as she passed by I went...
(Chorus)
(Verse 3)
You could be at work or play, it doesn't matter what day.
All it takes is a certain walk and it's awake with a shock.
You could be round a smell, that'd give your mind a spell,
but if she catches your eye...You're pointin' towards the sky.
It's like magic when it happens, like supercalidocious.
It's the best thing when it happens. It has to be the mostest.
(Chorus)
(Verse 4)
Now places you don't want this to happen are few and in between,
like at the doctors getting an exam by Dr. Eugene.
It would be fine if it's the nurse or a fine lookin' doc.
Just turn your head, cough two times and say hello to the jock.
Another incident would be in the locker room showers.
Ya just think in your mind about your grandparents doing it for hours.
But that only works for a while, then ya better hope
that someone doesn't swing your way...Ooops! While you drop the soap.
(Chorus)
(Verse 5)
Hard and steady here I am, let's do it here don't give a damn
Ya got me started let's not tease. Got what ya need I'll give ya these.
Ya know ya want it let's not be shy. I'm just an average guy.
Let's get it on before you leave, I'll show ya somethin' you won't believe.
(Chorus)
(Verse 6)
Why did ya tease me baby, say yes or no not maybe.
I can't take this mental stress, I just want you to say yes,
then I'll take you away, show you how I display
my affection and my lust, it's just how I discussed
to you earlier in your ear. My Dear, there is no fear
when it comes to my love and respect, it's just what you should expect
from a guy like me, that is the key, so let's just set our bodies free
to this aching feeling down inside. Girl ya know I can provide.
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