We've all been there - Late at the bar - a few drinks too many and things start looking better than they really might be... And alcohol makes you lonely... so what the heck -
Craig Handley, N. Ramone Jones
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This was a bet - Someone gave me the challenge of using the words "Trolling for Slop" in a song - So of course I love a challenge -
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Chorus
I'm trollin for slop, I'm not going to stop
looking for a little action hoping to get some satisfaction
I'm trolling for slop, I'm not going to stop
I cant wait to see what kind of women is gonna come home with me.
I'm trollin for slop, i'm trollin for slop, I'm trolling for slop
Im, Im, im, Im trollin
Ramone
its last call yall and I'm feeling frisky
serach decisions impared and aint scared to come home with me
it aint tricky, a heartbeat and a hole will do
it can be old to you but to me its new
seperated from the crew that's easy prey
girl i'll do what i have to, I'll even pay
naw i'm joking but I'm focused on stroking you and your friends
it dont depend they can all get the dick in
Craig
Its one o'clock in the morning looking for a late night snack
dont care about her hair and her looks just going on the attack
the crowd is thinning out a bit my prospects are getting thin
but I stop being picky hours ago i just want to win
Chorus
I'm trollin for slop, I'm not going to stop
looking for a little action hoping to get some satisfaction
I'm trolling for slop, I'm not going to stop
I cant wait to see what kind of women is gonna come home with me.
I'm trollin for slop, i'm trollin for slop, I'm trolling for slop
Im, Im, im, Im trollin
Ramone
Hey baby maybe you can save me
from a nite thats crippled get exposed to your nipples
I'm simple with my sales pitch close yo like my man Hitch
cut to the punch big butts is what i want to hit
honestly no apologies in the morning
around the way girls act like groupies when I'm touring
foriegn or domestic fat or anorexic
classy or nasty I'm hunting like a banji
Craig
Hey ladies what ya doing here
if I had to guess I'd have to suggest,
you're not hear for the food or the beer
I bet go for someone with money
a doctor or a lwayer might do
well baby i'm none of those things but i'm the only one hitting on you
Chorus
I'm trollin for slop, I'm not going to stop
looking for a little action hoping to get some satisfaction
I'm trolling for slop, I'm not going to stop
I cant wait to see what kind of women is gonna come home with me.
I'm trollin for slop, i'm trollin for slop, I'm trolling for slop
Im, Im, im, Im trollin
Ramone
Could it be you or you or you or you
it dont really matter honey just come through
and what we gonna do is spontaneous
get so damn loud that the neighbors hating us
or keep chasing skirts tonights the night
get out the vasoline so our privates can fight
a maybe or a might is like yes to me
cause its all good someones pecking on my wood
Craig
I'm all done clowing around
I'm looking for a lady who loves to go down
well your not that pretty you dont look so smart
but you're ass sure is a work of art
well baby I'll put a bag on your head
oh how I'm taking that ass to bed
there aint no shame in a one night stand
come on home with me and we'll both feel grand.
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