A fast jump blues inspired romp of a story. We've all been there before, and we've all not made it there sometimes too.
Written, performed and produced by Billy The Jack. c.2009
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"Write what you know." I drive a para-transit bus during the day, so I know all about traffic (both on the road and in the hallways), and its always the same. While this song ain’t quite a true story, the ‘curse’ described is very real. If it, or you, can get in my way, you will. Its not your fault. I don’t blame you one bit. And It is also true that its never a pretty single woman of my caliber.
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(reprinted from original notes; sorry 'bout the all caps)
I SWEAR THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALMOST EVERY TIME
I HAVE TO SWERVE EACH TIME I’M ROLLING DOWN THE LINE
SOMETIMES A DOOR THAT OPENS UP RIGHT AT MY FACE
WHENEVER I’M JUST TRYING TO GET TO ANY PLACE
GET OUT OF MY WAY (x4)
I CAN’T BE LATE!
I GOT TO SEE MY BABY
IF I’M LATE TONIGHT
SHE SAYS SHE’S GONNA LEAVE
SHE’S SO FAR AWAY
LIVES ALL THE WAY ‘CROSS TOWN
I DON’T HAVE THE TIME
I GOTTA LAY THE HAMMER DOWN
BEHIND ME ‘TWAS THE FUZZ, IN FRONT IS HEADACHE HILL
I REACH THE TOP A PRIUS ALMOST MAKES ME A SPILL
I SWERVED AROUND REAL FAST AND ALMOST KISSED A BUS
I DON’T WANT TO SQUASHED
GET OUT OF MY WAY (x4)
I CAN’T BE LATE!
I GOT TO SEE MY BABY
IF I’M LATE TONIGHT
SHE SAYS SHE’S GONNA LEAVE
SHE’S SO FAR AWAY
LIVES ALL THE WAY ‘CROSS TOWN
I DON’T HAVE THE TIME
I GOTTA LAY THE HAMMER DOWN
IS THIS THE DEVIL’S WORK? JUST TO HAVE A LAUGH?
MOVING SOULS AROUND JUST TO BLOCK MY PATH
IS GOD ABOVE JUST LAUGHING BIT TO BURST?
MOVE SOME OTHERS ‘ROUND, MAKE IT GODDAMNED WORSE!
A HALLWAY, BATHROOM STALL, OR GROCERY STORE
A PARKING RAMP, AN EMPTY STREET, GOTS TO WAIT SOME MORE
ITS CLEAR’S FAR I CAN SEE, TILL YOU RUN INTO ME
ITS NEVER A PRETTY GIRL, MOST OFTEN OLD LADIES
GET OUT OF MY WAY (X4)
I CAN ALMOST SEE HER HOUSE JUST DOWN ON THE BLOCK
ONLY TWELVE DIVERSIONS ALMOST BEAT THE CLOCK
HERE COMES A DOG, A KID, SOME GEESE GEESE, A GARBAGE TRUCK
A HURRICANE, A U.F.O., JUST MY LUCK!
GET OUT OF MY WAY (X4)
NOW ITS TOO LATE
YEAH, I CAN SEE MY BABY
SHE’S GETTING IN A CAR
AND ITS A FIXIN NOW TO LEAVE
SHE WAS SO CLOSE
I GOTS TO CHASE HER DOWN
I DON’T HAVE THE TIME – I GOT TO LAY THE HAMMER DOWN
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