This is a bonus song from an earlier and unsuccessful project that I whimsically added to the album my main tune is from.
Written, Produced and Performed by Billy The Jack, July 2007. C. 2001 C. P. Evil.
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It ended New Year's Day 2001, late in the afternoon, after an unmemorable night with a bottle of sweet Thunderbird wine. The tape was a testament to that unique inebriation. U.L.B.M was the only song worth anything on what later became known as Caucasian Penis Evil, genre: Acapella Punk Rock.
Fast forward to 2007... I was in my honky-tonk phase and I wondered how U.L.B.M. would sound with a pedal steel. I tried to sample that instrument but it cannot be done. So I tried a horn section, and Viola! This wonderful track you are now enjoying.
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WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY
I HEARD YOUR MOTHER SAY
YOU CAN'T COME OUTSIDE WITH ME
YOU CANNOT COME AND PLAY
'CAUSE LAST TIME THAT SHE CAUGHT US
WE WERE PLAYIN' WE WERE MARRIED
LYING IN THE DIRT NAKED
BEHIND THE CEMETARY
OH PRETTY BABY, YOU KNOW THAT I'M BAD
BUT I'M SO GOOD, BABY, THE BEST YOU'VE HAD
I WENT DOEN TO THE CHURCH ONE TIME
AND STOLE THE SACRED WINE
I DRANK IT IN ITS SPIRIT
AND IT MOVED ME DOWN THE LINE
I SAW A SWEET YOUNG ANGEL
DRESSED IN WHITE FOR PURITY
I SAID LET ME BE YOUR DEVIL BABY,
LET ME GET YOUR DRESS DIRTY
OH PRETTY BABY, YOU KNOW THAT I'M BAD
BUT I'M SO GOOD, BABY, THE BEST THAT YOU'VE HAD
OH, YOU CAN'T DENY AND
THAT YOU NEED YOUR ROMANCE
FROM THIS UGLY LITTLE BAD MAN
BABE YOU CAN'T DENY THAT
THAT YOU WANT ME SO BAD
I'M YOUR FOXY LITTLE BAD MAN
AT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY I POPPED ALL YOUR BALLOONS
I CLIMBED INSIDE YOUR WINDOW
AND I BROKE INTO YOUR ROOM
SMOKED ALL OF YOU CIGARRETTES AND DRANK ALL OF YOUR BEER
LOVED YOUR BABY SISTER AND I TURNED YOUR BROTHER QUEER
OH PRETTY BABY, YOU KNOW THAT I'M BAD
BUT I'M SO GOOD, BABY, THE BEST THAT YOU'VE HAD
OH, YOU CAN'T DENY AND
THAT YOU NEED YOUR ROMANCE
FROM THIS UGLY LITTLE BAD MAN
BABE YOU CAN'T DENY THAT
THAT YOU WANT ME SO BAD
I'M YOUR FOXY LITTLE BAD MAN
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