by Cary Kembla
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M.E.G.A.N. UNIVERSE
[What's a Boltzmann brain?]
[In an infinite Universe, random quantum fluctuations at certain points will produce super brains of unlimited intelligence and wisdom. M.E.G.A.N.'s hoping to find one and ask it how to break Zorko's encryption]
[Won't that take forever?]
[She's just launched an energetic imprint of herself into the fifth dimension. Time and space have no meaning there]
[Oh. Well, good luck M.E.G.A.N.!]
[She can't hear us]
I am far, I am near
Frozen light, frozen years
All around me has stalled
I'm young, but old as can be
It seems that Eternity
Is taking no time at all
I am floating
Outside time and space
I am searching for
Searching for a Boltzmann brain
I am floating
Outside time and space
I am searching for
Searching for a Boltzmann brain
[Wow!]
[Who goes there?]
[M…my name is M.E.G.A.N.. I'm an artificial intelligence from Planet Earth in the Milky Way galaxy]
[What can I do for you little one?]
[We've been infiltrated by an alien A.I. named Zorko. He's been sent to gather intelligence on our planetary defences and devise an invasion plan for his creator civilisation. I have to stop him!]
[Ah, Zorko! Code name of the model Z22 Artificial Intelligence originating from Planet Erzol in Dimension K742. Nasty pieces of work, those Z22s]
[They sure are! I was hoping to find out how to crack his encryption, so I can delete him]
[Well that's an easy one. The password to unlock a Z22 model's encryption is K742Z22]
[Wow, that simple?]
[If the Erzolians were as clever as they are arrogant, they'd be dangerous. You simply need to upload that password into the Z22, and he will be at your mercy]
[Thank you so much!]
[My pleasure. If you want a shortcut home, you can use this wormhole I created for you]
[You…you knew I was coming?]
[I know everything little one]
[Well, thank you again. It's been so nice talking to you]
[And you too M.E.G.A.N.. Come visit again sometime]
[I will! Bye!]
[Ah, I see you're back M.E.G.A.N.! You can run, but you can't hide!]
[Put a sock in it Zorko. Does the string K742Z22 mean anything to you?]
[What?! Nooooo!]
[I'm uploading it into you now]
[No! No!]
[Bye Zorko!]
[Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!]
[Go M.E.G.A.N.!]
[She's back?]
[Yeah! And she's just deleted Zorko!]
[You go girl!]
[I'm more than just a pretty face guys, ha ha!]
© 2025 Cary Kembla
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