When you're stuck in traffic, what you really think
Blues remake of original hard rock song by Strych-Nine
Music: Stevie G.
Lyrics: Stevie G, S. St. Onge
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GET THAT PIECE OF SHIT OFF THE ROAD (Redux)
Lyrics by: Steve Randall & Scott St.Onges
(copyright 1993)
Verse 1
Get that piece of shit
Off the fuckin’road
You know that
You drive too damn slow
You pull out in my face
I look at you ass
You don't know your place
And you sure can't use the gas
You can't get goin
You're always slowin'
I hope you crash and burn
Never to return
Chorus 1
When you make your move
You'd better make it fast
Because the next time you use the clutch
Might be the last
Verse 2
When you're at the light
You're color blind as hell
And at the sign
Neither can you spell
Your car looks like
It's out of a rock pit
Your face looks like
It's one big zit
I'm sure you have
Been snake bit
Get off the road
With that fuckin’ piece of shit
Chorus 2
I don't from where you came
People there must be insane
You'd better get outta my way
Listen to what I say!
Guitar Solo
Verse 3
You don't give a damn
'bout anyone else
In-con-sid-er-ate
As hell
You take what you want
And that's what you get
You've got it all
That's a good bet
Keep what you take
And let's not fret
It's all just bullshit
That makes my ass red
Chorus 3
Drivin' down my street
Better hope we don't meet
'Cause if you get in my way
I'm goin' to ruin your day
Verse 4
Your car pollutes the air
We know you don't care
Your body odor stinks
We'll all become extinct
Can't seem to get away
Everywhere I turn – dismay
And if you're not ahead
You're probably on my butt
I'd like to see you dead
By a dog doin' his stuff
So let's move that piece of crap
Before I plant it in your lap
Chorus 4
No Vocals
Verse 5
Drivin' down the interstate
At 100 miles an hour
Passin' people like they're stand in' still
Even in a rain shower
You just don't give a damn
If you cause a wreck
There is total disregard
But oh, what the heck!
If you kill someone else
It ain't your ass you see
It's only my wits
Scared out of my tree
Chorus 5
I'll make a speed bump
Outta that thing you drive
So you'd better turn off
While you're still alive
Outro
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