The Wonders Of The Modern World
©I.Wolosenko 2015 music/lyrics
Vocals/Horns - ihor
Guitar, Bass - Tony Di Gregorio
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Girl in a Vat
V1
The modern world is such a thrill
To think that I can have my fill
Of dreamy girls that top the bill
By using all my science skill
I'll make em' in a vat
V2
First I'll collect their DNA
And from this elemental clay
Create some features quite risqué
And attributes with which I'll play
A little this, a little that
CH:
I'm clonin' me a girlfriend
She's all the stars I like
Mixin' her up in a blender
Work today,... have fun tonight
Angelina's bee sting lips
Hot Sofia's swervy hips
Jlo will provide the butt
Shaped just like a Seychelles nut
V3
These perfect parts I'll intertwine
Through sequences that I've designed
Part acid and part alkaline
Sweet temperaments with looks sublime
Not skinny and not fat
CH
I'm clonin' me a girlfriend
She's all the stars I like
Mixin' her up in a blender
Work today,... have fun tonight
Angelina's bee sting lips
Hot Sofia's swervy hips
Jlo will provide the butt
Shaped just like a Seychelles nut
V5
So, no more hanging out in bars
Or driving round in hopped up cars
And wishing on some lucky stars
Instead I'll store my girls in jars
And make them in a vat
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