featuring 'the george reforbies'
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a pretty maid on prominade liked nibblin' blackpool rock
but she always wore her wellies to prevent a nasty shock
she didn't want illuminating underneath her frock
she was erring on the safe-side of a G-string
I went to see a stripper once a buxom kind of lass
it's a view I'm telling you..worth parting with your brass
but when the final garment fell the lads let out a gasp
she was erring on the safe-side of a G-string...
life can be difficult life can be hard
life could be waiting to catch you off guard
but with belt and braces you soon understand
that when you're well prepared life is just grand
a chap I know was so cold he didn't know what to do
they wisked him off to hospital 'cause he was turning blue
but where nurse stuck thermometer I'll leave that up to you!!
she was erring on the safe-side of a G-string
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