Desperado 2021 GK Contenders - 2nd Wave
Contender for 2021 GK nomination - Rock

HEADBANGER BY VOODOOHEAD GUY
TBDB BRINGS SOME SLAMMING HARD HITTING ROCK TO KICK DOWN THE DOORS AND BREAKOUT THE PRISONERS, DEY BREAKS OUT GUNS ABLAZING HEADS GET KNOCKED OUT WITH THE -RIPPING GUITAR and EDGY VOX

Finnegans Wake Book 1 Chapter 4
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