Watch the music video also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZeJhKV4Xuw
I was inspired by a Finnish comedian, Ismo Leikola, who walked the wrong way up the stairs rather than starting at the top and walking down to the bottom of the store. It turned out to be nearly impossible to do, but I did my best. This song is a slight exaggeration of what happened.
Written, performed, and produced by Arnie Stanton.
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Hej (hello), how are you? You are going the wrong way. Please turn around. You cannot properly see all our products if you continue going the wrong way. We insist that you turn around immediately. If you do not turn around, you will be provided assistance to help you turn around. Please do not resist IKEA security personnel. If you continue resistance, we will use force to turn you around. Attention all shoppers! We have a rogue visitor going the wrong way. We will be using lethal force to terminate this unacceptable behavior.
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